*I DON'T OWN NARUTO. I NEVER WILL AND I AM SOMEWHAT HAPPY ABOUT THAT. CUZ IF I DID OWN IT...
The show would focus on Gaara a little more. Sasori wouldn't be dead and neither would Haku or Zabuza. Sakura would have died and Sasuke would... hm I'm not sure... cause he makes a great seme...
And it would be filled with YAOI! Random yaoi, making sense yaoi, smutty yaoi, fluffy yaoi... you get the point.
With all the vileness i would put in NARUTO that bitch would never be aired... (cry)... OKAY THIS IS TAKING WAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG! ON WITH THE STORY!
Female Gaara walks up and throws log at Sasuke*
*Sasuke has no idea that Female Gaara threw it, gets pissed at log*
Sasuke: Damn log! I SHALL WIN! its all Female Gaara's fault (Naruto abridged reference)
*ten hours of scheming later*
*rides Llama with llama army* COME MY LLAMAS WE SHALL DEFEAT THE LOG!
Sakura woke up earlier than anyone else in the Akatsuki. It was her first day, anyways. She was scared. As she sat up, she noticed Tobi had crawled in bed next to her instead of sleeping in his own bed. Disgusted, she got up and walked into the bathroom she and Tobi shared. She brushed her hair. It was oily because she hadn't washed it. Well, what the heck? She decided to take a shower.
She got in and washed her hair furiously, yet she soon felt better and began to relax, letting the hot water fall on her.
She got out and grabbed a towel. As she wrapped her towel around her, she went to grab her clothes which she has so carefully left by the toilet when she realized she had forgotten to lock the door. She walked outside of the bathroom to a horrific sight.
Tobi was sitting on his bed, with his mask on. The strange thing was...
He was wearing Sakura's clothes.
"Sakura! Sakura-CHAN!" Tobi said, delighted. "Your clothes look so pretty on Tobi, right?" Tobi bounced up and down on the bed, being insane.
"Tobi... Can I please have my clothes back?" Somehow Sakura held her temper. She calmly waited for a response.
"I know... Sakura can wear Tobi's clothes!" Tobi threw a pile of clothing at Sakura and ran out of the room. Sakura sighed and went into the bathroom to finish getting dressed. She put on the Akatsuki cloak she had gotten from Pein over Tobi's clothes, and then she brushed her hair. It dried quickly, and she met Tobi waiting in the hallway for her.
"Tobi is a good boy! He waited in the hall for Sakura!" Tobi giggled. He motioned for Sakura to follow him and they went into the meeting room for the Akatsuki.
As Tobi and Sakura walked in the room, Deidara came up to Sakura. "What the heck happened...?" Deidara asked.
"Tobi stole my clothes while I was in the shower." Sakura said, blushing. She could hear snickers coming from the Akatsuki members, and she even saw a slight grin on Pein's face.
Hidan burst out laughing. "HAHAHA! What the fuck happened? Did Sakura and Tobi do something fucked up last night?" He yelled.
"Shut the fuck up." Sakura ran up to Hidan and punched him in the gut. He spit up a bit of blood from Sakura's powerful punch, but then laughed and said, "Well, someone's a little shit today!"
Sakura gave up and just walked over to stand near Deidara and Tobi.
"Hello, everyone. Today, you will do the missions that I told you to do. Sakura, Tobi will be showing you around the base. Are we all clear?" Pein finished. "Okay, good. Sasori and Deidara, you will be able to rest for the day. I know I have been giving you a lot of missions and I don't like members dieing."
"Come on, Sakura. I am going to show you around the base." Tobi seemed a little bit calmer.
"I'll come with, Sakura." Said Deidara. "After all, I don't have anything better to do."
"I'm coming also. When we get to my puppet room I'll show you how to make and control one." Sasori joined the group. "Besides." He whispered "I don't think Tobi will be much of a help..." He gave Sakura a sweet smile.
"Okay, then, here we go!" Tobi said happily.
Meanwhile, back in Konoha, Naruto and Kakashi were reporting their mission back to Tsunade. "We think that Sakura has been captured by the Akatsuki."
"I wouldn't be that surprised. As you know, Tailed Beasts are very powerful. The Akatsuki's mission is to capture these Tailed Beasts. The Akatsuki members probably get injured quite a bit, so they need a medic. They probably want the best one around, which normally people would think me, but the Akatsuki can't capture a Hokage that easily. So, they took the next best, which would therefore be Haruno Sakura." Tsunade chewed on her fingernail. "We have no idea where their hideout is, but we still have one small ray of hope. Kakashi..."
Kakashi understood right away. "Summoning Jutsu!" He yelled. A pack of his very own trained Ninja dogs appeared. "Search for the sent of Haruno Sakura." He said, and let the dogs sniff a piece of her clothing that Naruto had brought from her house. The dogs all sped off, sniffing and sniffing.
Tsunade turned to Naruto. "Naruto, I am hereby appointing you to Chunin level. Go find a team and make sure you have at least 10 members." She said. She then waved him off, and turned to go back to her work. "Don't forget to report back to me." Tsunade said.
"Yes, Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto said. He ran outside, and began looking for members. The first person he came to was Shikamaru Nara. "Shikamaru!" Naruto said. "I need you to join my team! I have been appointed Chunin and Sakura is missing!" He said. "I need your brains to help me on this mission." Naruto waited for an answer.
"Well, since the Chunin exams are finally over I guess I could help you." Shikamaru said. "Let's go find some other members."
The two ran off, finding members to join their team. We will find you Sakura. Naruto thought. Believe it.
"Dammit, Tobi, stop touching my hair!" Sakura yelled. "I am serious!"
"But Tobi likes Sakura's hair!" Tobi cried. "It is the softest, smoothest, prettiest hair that Tobi has seen in all of his life! Tobi likes it!"
Sakura sighed. She had already punched him twice, and yet he still kept coming back and touching her hair.
"Here, let me show you this room." Said Sasori. "This room is where I make all my puppets."
It was a relatively small room and it kinda creeped Sakura out. She saw wooden body parts everywhere and even though she knew they were fake they freaked her out a little. Her hand reached out to the closest arm there was near her and she got Sasori.
Sasori took note of her presence and felt her fear. "It's okay, Sakura. They are just puppets." Sasori said. He pulled her closer to him and she looked up at his face, which was only a few inches above hers.
"Ahem." Deidara said. "Let's get on with the tour."
Sakura's cheeks turned a delicate shade of pink. "Okay."
"Aw, you look so adorable when you are embarassed, Sakura." Sasori smiled, and as Deidara and Tobi turned to leave the room, Sasori gave Sakura a quick peck on her lips. Then he walked out of the room.
Sakura, temporarily stunned, took a few seconds to walk out of the room.
Deidara's head peeked in. "Are you okay, un?"
"Yeah, I think so." Sakura replied. "I just had a little explosion occur in my mind."
"Really, un? Well, would you like to see my room? I have a whole bunch of clay in it, and you can watch explosions happen."
"Really? I think that explosions are awesome! Especially fireworks. The remind me of art."
"... Wow. I've never met anyone who thought art was an explosion except for me." Deidara said.
"Let's catch up with the group. Besides, this room creeps me out." Sakura began to stroll out of the room, Deidara tailing behind her.
"This is the kitchen." Tobi said. "We don't have much stuff in it, but most of us only eat once or twice a week, excluding Deidara and Sasori."
Sakura was appalled at how calm Tobi seemed. He wasn't all hyper. Suddenly, she was hit with a wave of powerful chakra.
"So, Sakura, are you liking your tour so far?" Tobi asked. Something was wrong. His voice was deeper, and not as high pitched.
Sakura, obviously scared, looked around but found Sasori and Deidara no where near her.
"Well, we'd better catch up." Tobi said in his normal voice.
Sasori and Deidara came in the room.
"Come on, you two." Said Sasori.
Tobi winked at her on the way out.
One morning as a half-asleep Sakura was making her way to the kitchen, she made a mistake.
Instead of going to the kitchen, she ended up in Hidan's room.
At first, she was sure that he wasn't there. But after a few seconds she realized he was taking a shower. She looked around his room; it was surprisingly clean.
She was so tired that instead of getting out of the room like her common sense was screaming for her to do, she sat down on the floor. She had been up all night making sure that Tobi wasn't trying to rape her, and she only got about a half hour of sleep.
As she was sitting on Hidan's floor, she heard him get out of the shower. Too tired to do anything, she just sat there.
Hidan came out of his bathroom in only underwear. A sleepy Sakura looked up and thought to herself, Hey look he has an 8 pack. She just blinked.
"What the hell are you doing in here?" Hidan asked.
"I am... I dunno." Said Sakura.
"What, are you drunk or something, bitch?"
"No, just reeeealy sleepy. I had to make sure Tobi wasn't raping me."
"So... You came in here?"
"I was looking for the kitchen, need coffee." Said Sakura.
"Well, you wanna have some fun?" Said Hidan.
Sakura just blinked.
"I'll take that as a yes. He began to walk over to the pink haired girl when suddenly the door to Hidan's room burst open to reveal a very pissed off looking Zetsu.
"What the hell are you doing with Sakura?" Asked Zetsu.
Sasori, Deidara and Tobi came right after him. Sasori seemed the most pissed.
"What the FUCK?" Asked Sasori. He grabbed Sakura off the floor. She was surprisingly light.
"Sasori... Deidara... I am so sleepy. I have to stay up all night to make sure Tobi won't rape me." Sakura said.
"That's it; we are going to see Pein right now. Deidara, come on. We are going to try to convince Pein to let Sakura share a room with us." Said Sasori.
Deidara and Sasori burst into Pein's office. "Pein, you need to let Sakura change rooms. Look at her. She is scared to fall asleep with Tobi in the same room because she thinks he might rape her. Please let her share a room with us, un." Deidara burst.
Pein took one look at Sakura and said "It's settled. She will also be you two's partner, because I think Tobi can handle by his own."
Tobi, of course was devastated at this news. He had walked in about the same time as Sasori and Deidara did, and as he heard the news he began to cry. "B-B-BUT TOBI IS A GOOOOOOOOOD BOY! A GOOOOOOOOD BOY!"
While Tobi was crying his eyes out, Sasori was bringing Sakura to his and Deidara's room while Deidara was getting her stuff transported from room to room.
"Sasori, un, we get to take turns with who's bed she sleeps in, right?" Deidara asked.
"Sakura will sleep with whoever she chooses." Deidara said, and smiled as he tucked the sleeping Sakura into his bed so she could sleep the day away.