Perfect area complete! (Baka and Test) What an annoying song! Almost as annoying as Sonic Underground! Sonic Underground! Okay, even though I didn't get as many reviews as I hoped, I have decided not to kill off Tobi. I've noticed that a lot of your favorite pairings are SakuraxTobi so I want you all to be as pleased as I am with writing this. I have decided to include a little more Deidara in this chapter because I have noticed that I have been sorta excluding him from Sakura's "love". I am going to make this chapter the longest one yet, hopefully. I am going to try to add a lot more detail and stuff like that too, okay. I don't own Naruto nor Naruto Shippuden, yadda yadda yadda, dippity doo. "Come on with the story already!" Okay, fine, whatever. Lets do this thing. Let's get on with the story! Oh, and One more thing. Oh, I accidentally capitalized the O on one. Whatever. Anyways, for cute Tobi on the other chapter you type in google dot com before the link, because FF is stupid like that. It thinks that if you go to any other site that you will die or something like that. Anyways. So yeah. Oh, and one more thing. I like to talk about my problems to people, so I have noticed that I relate to Sasori. You know why? My boyfriend dumped me because I never show my emotions. He called me "an emotionless robot". Well, I am not a robot, because robots are smart. I am an emotionless puppet, like Sasori used to be! And also Sasori will be showing some emotions in this chapter, so yeah.

Sakura POV

I'll admit it. I was scared. Scared for Tobi's life, scared that I would run out of Chakra and we both would die, I was very scared. If I hadn't have had my medical bag with me at the time, Tobi would be dead right now. But some weird thing called a "Re View" brought my bag to me. I was able to pull out my superfast cut closer and blood stopper. It clotted the blood around the wound so the bleeding could stop and I could make sure that there weren't any infections in it, before I poured all of my cut closer on it. He had a deep slash on his chest. I wondered where it came from, but I couldn't ask Tobi until he woke up.

After I healed his wound and carried him to our room, he fell asleep on his bed. I took off his mask and felt his forehead. It seemed that he had a fever. I decided that I should deal with that before I cleaned up, so I wet a washcloth and put it on his forehead, and then went to clean up all the blood all over the hallway.

Suprisingly, when I got there, I found Deidara doing it for me. "Oh, hey Sakura. What happened here?" He asked it casually, like it happened all the time. But when Iooked in Deidara's eyes they were full of worry.

'I don't know. I just came out of my room after I took a shower and didn't see Tobi, so I went to look for him. I don't know what happened; I found him all covered in blood. He would have died, but this thing called a Re View brought it to me." I said to Deidara.

"Sakura, you mean a Review. They come to us at weird times, helping us and the more we get the better our luck is. It is weird... But enough about that. You go care for Tobi, I'll clean up this mess for you." Deidara smiled at me as he wiped up more of Tobi's blood. I was suprised he wasn't queasy, even though I am a Medical Ninja I get queasy around too much blood. "Oh, and I see you've cut your hair. It looks simply amazing."

"Well, okay, if you don't mind cleaning up blood. I always used to get queasy around blood before I was trained to be a medical ninja." I said, and shrugged. I walked back to the room. Tobi was still sleeping. I took the washcloth off of his forehead and checked his temperature. It was normal, and that was good because that meant Tobi would be awake in about an hour. I smiled down at his peaceful face. He looked so cute, even though he was in pain... Oh wait! HOW STUPID OF ME! I forgot to give him the painkillers. I took them out of my bag. There was only one needle, but it was big. I decided to inject it into his arm. His Akatsuki cloak was already taken off so I just had to use alcohol wipes to clean off his arm, and then I injected the reliever. He tensed up a little bit as the needle went in but then relaxed as the painkiller started to work through his body.

I wondered if I should tell Pein about this. I think he would want someone to investigate how this happened if Tobi wasn't able to tell me. And I'm pretty sure that Deidara is going to tell him. Or maybe Kakuzu or Hidan or Konan will come and see Deidara wiping up all the blood and ask him what happened. So Pein is going to find out, never the less.

Tobi woke up faster than I expected. He still was weak though, so I didn't pressure him to tell me anything. He asked for some lunch, and I realized that I was starving too. I told Tobi I would be right back and ran into the kitchen to find something to eat for me and him.

"Darn it!" I said out loud to noone in particular. "WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT!"

"Hey, if you give me some money I could go out and buy something." Kakuzu said, emerging from outside the kitchen.

I hastily decided to take out my wallet. "How much do you need?"

"About 100 dollars."

"What the heck?" I exclaimed. "100 dollars? Food doesn't cost that much, really!"

"Yeah, but the journey is going to take me like ten minutes. I'll be tired." Kakuzu argued.
"Whatever." I handed him a $100 bill.

"Ahem."

"What is it now?"
"I think I deserve a tip for going through all this trouble!" Kakuzu chuckled. I groaned and handed him 2 one dollar bills.

"There you go. Now go get me some ramen or something. I don't really care, just make sure there is a lot and it is good. Wait, get some egg drop soup! I love that stuff."

Kakuzu left the hideout. He got back in 2 minutes, 22 seconds. (Not that I was counting).

"Ahem? My change?" I said.

"Change? There was no change!" Kakuzu chuckled as he tossed me 4 big bags full of stuff. I caught them carefully and went back to my room to check on Tobi and see what Kakuzu had gotten for us.

In the bag, I found a whole bunch of ramen and chicken lo mein. AN: Mmm, I really want some chicken lo mein! He had at least remembered the egg drop soup, which was in a large container. It seemed he thought I was going to be feeding an army!

Well, at least my $100 wasn't wasted... He bought something.

Wait a sec...

Oh, that sneaky bastard!

There was food in the fridge after all, Kakuzu just stole all of it and ran outside and hid all of it! Then, he knew that a fellow Akatsuki member might be coming around, hoping for food, which was when he would step out and offer to "buy some". I guessed that he had tried the trick on everyone, and I felt like an idiot letting him fool me like that. I'm sure he fooled Deidara or Tobi, but nobody else. Meh, whatever. Live and let live, I suppose.

Anyways, while I was setting up plates for me and Tobi and piling them with food, Tobi woke up.

"Sakura-Chan, Tobi wonders what he is doing here?" Tobi said. "Tobi remembers he taked Sakura to Konoha and Sakura said that she didn't want to stay there, she want be with Tobi." Tobi said.

"What? It has been days since that! I think whatever happened to you gave you a case of amnesia, Tobi. It is small, at least. But your grammar seems worse than before." I said to him. I was somewhat relieved, because then he didn't know that I kissed him and he wouldn't care if I had kissed Sasori or not. But I was also sad because he didn't remember me kissing him. Confuzzled is how I feel. Confused, and puzzled about my feelings. Confuzzled! "Oh, and Tobi, do you remember what happened to you? I found you with blood everywhere and I was really worried about your life. Do you have any idea who attacked you? Or what happened?"

"Oh, Tobi sees that Sakura gotten a haircut. Tobi think Sakura pretty!" Tobi said. He seemed to have not processed my question at all.

"Well, I have some food for you Tobi, if you want it." I said. Tobi nodded and gulped down a ton of food, then eagerly asked for more. I obliged, and soon Tobi was full. I picked at my food, not really hungry, but more concerned for Tobi.

"Tobi, are you all right?" I asked.

"Yes, Tobi feels fine, Sakura. Do you fell all right?"

"…Uh huh. "

Poor Tobi.

Later, I went to find Deidara. I suppose I was a little harsh when he wanted to show me whatever it was that he wanted to show me. And I went to say thanks for cleaning up all the blood. That was really sweet.

I didn't have to look for him very long. He was walking around the hallways like a little lost puppy.

"Hi, Deidara!" I said. He waved and began pacing back to me.

"Hey, Sakura. What's up, un?"

"I came to apologize for freaking out on you when your hand licked me, and I came to say thank you for cleaning up all that blood for me."

"Apology accepted, un. But shouldn't you be caring for Tobi, hmm?" Deidara said to me.

"… Tobi is fine, except for one small problem. He has a slight case of amnesia, and it only goes back a couple days though. Other than that, he seems to be fine."

"That is good. I am glad that it is not too serious. Tobi is really annoying, though, hmm?"

"Well, sometimes. But not all the times. Sometimes he can be really caring. Underneath that childish face is a sweet child." I replied.

"Anyways, what I wanted to show you is pretty cool. There is only one thing about it. You can only see it at night, because it is special like that. It is a new type of bomb that I made, and I want to show it to you, un."

"Well, I wanna talk to you anyways. Let's go sit in the livingroom and watch some T.V or something." I suggested.

"Sure, why not." Deidara and I entered the livingroom. Luckily, nobody was there so the remote was ours! All ours! HEHEHEHEHEH! (Creeper Moment, sorry)

We turned on some show about turtles and, not really watching it, we sat down.

We sat there in silence before I broke the silent air by asking, "Hey Deidara, why did you join the Akatsuki?" I really was curious.

"Well, I didn't want to join it. Before I was in the Akatsuki, I was a terrorist bomber." He smiled at this, thinking about blowing up stuff naturally. "I actually was forced to join, like you. They said that I could fight Itachi and if Itachi won, I had to join. If I won, I didn't. I bet you can guess who won there." He shrugged at this, like it didn't really matter to him.
I smiled. "You were a terrorist bomber, eh? That must have been fun! Oh, and I have another question. How did Sasori come back alive after I... You know, killed him?"

"Well, our leader, Pein, doesn't like members to die, so he simply revived Sasori-Danna. I don't really know how though, but Sasori-Danna is not happy that he is human. I always hear him saying stuff like 'Oh, this accursed human body' and 'I wish I were a puppet again' and 'Holy crap, now that I'm human I will begin to age!'" At this I smiled, imagining Sasori looking in the mirror for wrinkles.

"Well, Deidara, how old is Sasori anyways?" At this question, Deidara thought for a second. His eyes – well, his one visible eye that wasn't covered up, amyways – were filled with thought.

"You know, un, I don't really know." Deidara said. "I think he is around 35…"

"… Woa. That's really surprising. But, I suppose it makes sense, seeing that Sasori was literally a puppet. But since Pein revived him, doesn't that make Sasori a teen again?"

"I suppose. It makes sense, hmm?" Deidara replied to me. "I am only 19, the baby of the group. Well, I used to be. How old are you, Sakura?"

"I am 15 years old. You are 4 years older than me, so that makes you not the baby anymore. I am, I suppose." I said to Deidara, shrugging.

"Yep. Well Sakura, it seems that our fascinating show about turtles is over. What should we do now?" Deidara asked me.

"I dunno, what about you take me outside and we could go on a walk or something." I said to Deidara.

"Sure, un, why not? A walk would be fun, hmm?"

"But before we can go, I gotta check on Tobi." I said. Deidara and I walked to my room where Deidara waited patiently outside of my door while I went inside to check on Tobi.

…

He was putting underwear on his head.

"Okay, Deidara, Tobi is fine, lets go lets go lets go!" I said a little too quickly. I shut the door and literally pushed Deidara down the hallway. She stopped at the front door and held it open for Deidara. "Ladies first!" I teased.

"Very funny, un." Deidara refused to go outside before me, so I sighed and just walked outside.

"Hey, won't Pein be mad that we are going outside? I mean, what if there is a mission or something?" I asked Deidara.

"Well, Pein is nice to you. When you are asleep during our late night conferences that I am not supposed to mention to you about, Pein talks about you all the time. Pein is a big fan of you, un."

I thought of a funny thing to say to Deidara. "Hey, Dei. Say "Pein is" three times fast." I smiled.

"Pein is Peinis Penis." Deidara said with a confused look on his face. "Why did you make me say that, un?" I burst out laughing and fell on the ground, rolling around with laughter. When Deidara replayed what he said in his mind, he started laughing too.

After much much laughter I was able to get back up and we continued on our walk. We came to this big hill that was dotted with a whole ton of rocks. "I bet the view from up there is amazing, but I don't think I can get up there."

"Well, un. I could help you." Deidara suggested.

"That would be awesome!" I smiled.

Deidara took my hand and basically pulled me up the mountain. He was a natural at staying balanced and he kept me balanced, too.

When we got up to the top, the view was breathtaking, just as I planned. I was so entranced in the view I didn't notice Deidara backing up from me and making a clay bird.

"Hey, Sakura. Hop on." Deidara said to me.

AN: Random, but I like to chew on MNM's like I am a MNM squirrell! By holding one in both of my hands and biting them with mah two front teeth! (Nibble Nibble Nibble)

"Okay…" I said rather cautiously. I climbed on the bird, and immediately I began to fall. Deidara however, had different plans. He caught me and pulled me up onto the bird, then right… into his lap. He then proceeded to wrap both his hands around me, holding me to him by my tummy. ! Oh, sorry, another creeper moment. The bird then began to take off, and I felt my tummy rise up. I must have tensed a bit because Deidara whispered "You're all right, un, I won't let go of you." And tightened his grip on my stomach. I was glad that Deidara was behind me, because he couldn't see my blush.

Deidara POV of the ride on the bird.

No boners please no boner please please please please please please! I tried to hold it in, but when Sakura was sitting right in front of me nestled in my lap it was pretty hard!

AN: I make myself laugh so, with Dei's boner and Dei's 'Pein is' and also my squirrell!

After the ride on Deidara's clay bird, we went back to the Akatsuki base to find Sasori wandering around. When he saw us come in he got an angry look on his face and walked over to us.
"Do you two know how worried I have been? Where were you?" Sasori looked like a angry mom.

"Well, we took a walk, and we walked up this big hill, and then we took a ride on one of Deidara-kun's clay birds. It was really fun!" I said, trying to make Sasori less mad.

"You idiot!" He yelled.

"I'm sorry, we were careful!" I said.

Sasori chuckled. "I'm not mad at you, Sakura. I am mad at that buffoon Deidara! You could have gotten hurt!"

Deidara was still quiet. I spoke up. "Ooh, it looks like Sasori is getting some feelings!" You can't say you actually care for me?" I teased.

Sasori turned a dark shade of red, just like his hair. "I… I wasn't worried for your safety; I was worried for the well-being of the Akatsuki. You are our healer." He argued.

"Sure, sure. Oh, well look at the time. Deidara, I believe that it is going to get dark in about half an hour. We'd better get outside so you can show me the bomb that you made." I said, turning to the blond-haired artist.

"Hmm?" He said, looking up. His one bang covered his one eye, which was a startling blue, I noticed. "Oh, yeah. Let's go, un. Sasori-Danna, you can come too, if you want." I could tell that when Deidara said this, he didn't really want him to. He was just being nice to Sasori, seeing that we worried him so much that he got emotions.

"No thank you, I have better things to do than watching your worthless so called, "art". I have some art of my own to attend to." Sasori said.