Sabbs123: Yeah, he would... Maybe Jericho sees his sideburns as 'baby burns' and he wants to grow his all the way down to his lower jaw... Jinx has more hair so she has to use the most. Like, Robin uses half the jar, but Jinx probably uses two jars to hold it in place. Speedy probably sticks to pomade... Starfire's food would eat the the gel monster... I read that chap. Bad Private Hive for jumping to conclusions. Has he ever heard that you can't judge a book by it's cover?

Egyptiandude990: Why thank you. *Taking a bow*

RheaThePsychoticNinja: Well, you'll find out. Patience my child... Stalker Kole will always be there..

Battlemo: You sure do... And you gave me the idea for this chap.

Hii: Herald wasn't ready to kill her yet... And yeah, he would look weird... They dead ass do fight like a old married couple.


Kole was reading a romance novel on the couch, Herald was sitting the counter with headphones on, and Jericho... He was texting on his phone.

555-0909: So he locked her in the freezer for an hour?

J: Yup.

555-0909: Why you're roommates so cray cray?

J: IDK, you're the expert in cray cray.

555-0909: Go F yourself, Joey.

"Hey Jericho!" Kole called, taking off her reading glasses.

J: G2G.

He put his phone in his pocket and looked at her.

"Let's go to the movies on a date!" She then scowled at Herald. "There are movie theaters here, right?"

Herald paused his music. "Yeah. First of all, don't live here if you don't like it. And secondly, Jer doesn't like you like that."

Kole crossed her arms. "And he likes you?"

Then she thought it over..

There's something she should clear up.

She turned to Jericho. "Are you gay?"

Jericho stared at her and raised is hands.

"Bisexual."

Kole sighed.

She still has a chance!

"Don't look at him like you have a chance." Herald interrupted her thoughts, looking at the smile on her face.

She frowned at Herald.

"Like you have a chance."

Herald sent her a smirk that he made sure Jericho didn't see.

"Oh, no. Jericho is my friend. I'm not interested in a relationship." He lied like a pro. "Even though he's really attractive."

Jericho turned his head and blushed.

Herald uncharacteristically stuck his tongue out at Kole.

Kole dropped her hands from over her chest. "Go suck something, asshole." She whispered.

"I thought that was your thing, whore?"

Before they could say anymore, Jericho banged on the coffee table.

He turned to Kole.

"So what movie did you want to see?"

She giggled a bit. "That Justin Beiber documentary."

Jericho waved his hands feverishly as he shook his head.

Herald looked grossed out. "Aw hell no. I'd rather watch you gawk over Jer."

Kole frowned. "How about a Romance? Jericho can sit next to me and Herald can sit far far away."

Herald was about to hop off the counter.

"I'm going to vomit now." Jericho signed, getting up from the couch and walking out the room.

Whoa, he's really not feeling the movie idea.

Herald threw his hands up. "I tried to tell everyone: You're revolting."

Kole glared at him.

Jericho came back with a paper.

"'Zombie Monkeys'? That movie is violent. Even more violent them what I did to that robber yesterday." Then she grinned. "I kicked ass."

Herald rolled his eyes. "Whatever... Those movies don't play in my dimension. They have 'Gaga Gran Gran.' I think that's hot now. It's about a 32 year old woman who finds out her 16 year old daughter is pregnant."

"That sounds like some chick flick."

Herald shook his head. "Nah, the commercial said it's a comedy."

Kole scoffed. "I call dibs on a seat next to Jericho, bitch."

Herald turned to Jericho. "Get all vomit out now!"

Jericho smiled and rolled his eyes.

30 minutes later

Turns out the movie really was a chick flick.

They're ten minutes into the film and they guys are freaking bored.

Kole, on the other hand, has her head down and is hiding tears.

Herald leaned over to Jericho. "Ugh, there's way too much estrogen in here." He whispered.

Jericho laughed to himself and looked around at the females in tears, and their bored boyfriends and male friends.

"Let's ditch her."

Jericho went wide eyed.

"We can't do that..."

Herald looked over at Kole who was openly crying.

"Oh gosh! Oh, please d-don't do it! Uh uh ahhhh!"

Jericho looked at Herald blankly before ushering him to follow.

They crawled under peoples legs before noticing that more dudes were following behind them.

Herald chuckled and kept crawling to the bright light.

EXIT!

Whoa! No more suffering in this pool of tears!

2 hours later

Kole and the other women were looking for the dudes.

"The hell? How am I supposed to find my way home?" Kole asked herself.

She narrowed her eyes. "I blame Herald."

She looked around for a map or something.

"WHY? IT'S JUST LIKE CYNTHIA!" Some chick screamed.

Kole rolled her eyes.

Then she bit her her lip.

Then she ran her hand through her hair.

Then she started biting her nails.

Then she broke out in tears.

"It is like Cynthia!" She shouted.

Maybe she should go outside and try to walk around for a while.

She shivered at the thought of being chased by one of those cat-dogs.

"I-I-I'm killing Herald!" She sniffled.


Any ideas?

Why did they do this to Kole?

Were all those chicks PMS-ing? *Shaking my head*

Poor them.