Okay, I am finally going to update again! It's mainly for Yuti-Chan, because she has been with this story from the beginning! I'm sorry I've been so lazy, you all have experience with writer's block, right? Anyways, in this chapter I am going to let Sakura out of the base. And there's going to be many surprises in store. Let's just say Miss Sakura is going to be very busy lately...:"

Sakura POV

"God dammit! You dumb asses killed the little bitch!"

"Sakura... You need to wake up, un."

"I told you retards. You better hope that she isn't dead, or oh Jashin, I will kill all of you!"

"She's fine, Hidan. She just fell because I... Ahem... Accidentally knocked her out."

"...That's not cool, un."

I fell asleep, and felt a dream beginning to form.

I am in Konoha, and I see Naruto. He is talking to Tsunade on how he is just going to give up on finding me and focus on finding Sasuke. Tsunade nods, and agrees with Naruto. Naruto looks up at the sky, and I see no regret in his eyes. "Sakura isn't as important as Sasuke, anyways..."

I wake with a jolt. I look around and see no Akatsuki members. However, I do find myself in a strange dark room. I looked around until I heard a calm voice say, "Hello Haruno Sakura. It's nice to see you're awake."

I looked around to find Pein staring at me. He looked very serious, but at the same time had no emotions whatsoever. I was glad to see that he was masking his chakra since I was healing, because I normally would have passed out again just being so close to it.

"What happened?" I asked Pein.

"...Sasori knocked you out when you caught him pigging out on food. He tries to hide it but everybody in the entire base knows about it, they are just too nice to make fun of him, which is saying a lot. And also I know about your dream. It wasn't a dream. I was at Konoha recently and one of my spies recorded the Uzumaki talking to the Hokage. I thought you might find that interesting so while you were sleeping I put the memory into your mind."

That was the most that I had ever heard Pein say, so I was astonished for a moment. Then I shook it off and said, "So my dream was real? Naruto isn't going to try to find me?"

"...Yes. And I also came in here to say that if you want, I will allow you to leave the Akatsuki."

This also shocked me. "W-why?"

"...We don't want you to be forced into staying."

I didn't have anything to say after that but "Wow."

And then I exited Peins office, deciding that I was going to leave.

And I felt a little bit sad leaving.

But I left, and I did so quietly. I didn't say hi to Tobi in the kitchen, banging a spoon on a pan on his head saying "GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY!". I didn't say goodbye to Deidara saying "Sasori-danna, have you seen Sakura, un?" I didn't glare at Sasori, saying "I don't know, brat, go away.". I didn't stop and stare at a shirtless Hidan who was standing in the mirror cussing because he was getting love handles. I just left.

As I was walking through the forest outside of the base, I felt like someone was following me. I didn't know who it was, but I could sense that their chakra was not one of the Akatsuki's. When I was about 10 miles away from the base, I stopped in a field. "Come out and show yourself." I commanded.

A ninja dressed in an orange jumpsuit jumped down from the trees. "Hello, Sakura." He smirked as he walked over towards me. "I have come to kill you." The ninja, I saw, was Naruto.

"Naruto? What? Why are you here? How did you find me? Why are you going to kill me?" I asked. Then I realized something. " You aren't really Naruto, are you?"

A flash of smoke appeared, and I saw that the ninja who appeared to be Naruto was actually Hinata.

"Hinata?"

"Yes, Sakura. It is me, little old frightened Hinata." She turned her nose up like something smelled. "And I have come to tell you something."

"What is it? Is it something bad? Did something happen with Naruto? Is everyone okay? Tell me about Konoha."

"Shut up, bitch. I'm trying to talk here."

"What's wrong Hinata?" I asked.

She put a disgusted look on her face, and grimaced at me. "All will be explained, Haruno." She then took a deep breath and began to speak. "Before you decided to leave Konoha to be with the Akatsuki, Naruto was going to go on a date with me after his mission. He stayed true to his word, and after he got back from the mission, worried as he was, he went to Ichiraku ramen with me. But he didn't focus on me the entire night. He was so worried about you, that that's all that he talked about! It made me furious that he cared about you more than he cared about me. I felt rejected, and right after our date he went straight to Tsunade asking if he could go find YOU! And when he was finding a team of Ninja, he was very reluctant on letting me come. He said that I would just be a burden, and that he wanted to find you as soon as possible. I persisted and he finally let me in. I pretended like I cared for you so that he would thank me, and at that moment, I put a new jutsu I had been perfecting on him. It took a lot of my Chakra, so I was only able to do it once. The jutsu affected his mind, and told him that you weren't important at all, and that he should pay more attention to me. But somehow, after he went and told Tsunade that he wasn't going to bother with you, he still ignored me, even more! And it seemed that the justu had to mainly work on him not bothering with you, and it didn't have enough power to make it so that he would pay attention to me. So, I realized that in order to make the justu work entirely on me, I would have to kill you. That all happened 2 weeks ago. I have been training like a madwoman ever since, and I know that I can beat you Sakura. So, I packed up and came straight to the Rain Village woods, looking for the Akatsuki base. I found it, and just to my luck, you came out of it and began walking. I've been following you, and now, Sakura Haruno, I am going to kill you."

"Hinata... You can't be serious. I am much, much more powerful. I think that it would be safer for you just to leave, because I am coming back to Konoha, too. The leader of the Akatsuki let me leave."

"I don't care, Sakura. I can tell that Naruto loves you, and not me. And that is not acceptable." Hinata said, and charged at me with a Kunai. I dodged it, but unfortunately she swung her leg around and knocked the wind out of me. I quickly recovered and almost punched her, but she dodged it, swinging another blow at me. She hit me in the thigh with a Kunai, and jumped back. She activated the Byakugan and while I was down, began cutting off my chakra supply. I began to pass out, when suddenly I was being picked up by someone.

I looked to find that I was being carried by Pein, and all the Akatsuki members were with him. Deidara was activating a clay bomb near Hinata, and Sasori was furiously attacking. Hidan started wildly cussing and ran after her, swinging his scythe. Itachi was there, his Sharingan ablaze. Even Tobi was there, hitting Hinata with his metal spoon. The only people who weren't fighting were Konan and Kakuzu, Kakuzu just standing there and Konan who was checking my wounds and giving advice to Pein about what they should do. I looked over at Hinata, who was getting whooped by the Akatsuki members, and she wisely decided that she would do better off gone. She was gone in a puff of smoke, but before she left she gave me a look that said, "this isn't over".

I passed out. Again.

When I woke up this time, I was in a room with Deidara and Hidan waiting with worried looks on their faces. "Sakura, un! You're okay!" Deidara said with a smile, his one bang looking exceptionally sexy. "I was worried that you were going to be seriously hurt there."

"Yeah, bitch. You scared the shit out of me. I was going to go show you how nice my abs were looking, and then I found you GONE!"

" How long have I been unconscious?" I asked.

"Oh, about a week." Deidara said.

"A WEEK?" I said, and sat up quickly. I felt a sharp pain in my side and saw a large bruise there. It was only then when I realized that I was in my bra and panties.

"AHH! WHY AM I ALMOST NAKED?" I screamed, and hid under the small blanket that was on the bed that I was laying on.
"It wasn't us! That fucking perv Sasori came in and said that you shouldn't be too hot while you were passed out, and took off all your fucking clothes! If it weren't for me and Deidara, you would be fucking naked!" Hidan said. "Which wouldn't actually be that bad..."

I took a deep breath, and sighed. "Deidara, give me your Akatsuki cloak, please." He took it off, and I put it on. "Thanks. I just need it on until I can put some real clothes on."

"No problem, un."

I got up from the bed, ignoring all the pain, and punched Hidan in the gut. Hard. He flew back into a wall, and I smirked. "That's for saying that I should be totally naked." I turned to Deidara, who was laughing at Hidan. "And we need to find me some clothes, and then we need to find Sasori and kill him."

"Sounds like a plan to me, un." Deidara smiled at me.

AN: Sorry, I have to do this. :D

We walked down the hallway to him and Sasori's room. "Sasori is probably in his puppet room, but I am thinking that you want to wear some of my clothes." I simply nodded and grabbed a shirt and pants out of his drawer when we got in there. I went in their bathroom, got dressed, and came out.
"Here, Deidara, you can have you cloak b-" I stopped when Deidara grabbed me and pushed me onto his bed. "You know, Sakura, you really should recognize people better." He said.
"Wha?"

A flash of smoke, and smiling Deidara turned into smirking Sasori. "I have to make you promise not to tell anyone about me eating like that one way or another. I felt his hand creeping up my- Deidara's- shirt, and I started to scream and kick. Sadly, he covered my mouth with duct tape and somehow held me down.

"It's okay, Sakura. You know that you will enjoy it. And, you won't tell anyone, will you?"

"MMPH MPHMMM MMFD KFD!"

"Hmm? I don't understand you." He leaned down and kissed me on the cheek. He removed his hand from my shirt, and brought it up to my hair, and he stroked it lovingly. He used his puppet strings to tie me down while he took off his shirt.

"MMMMM! MMMMGH! BBDDD!" Was all I could say. I enjoyed the sight, but I didn't like the position that I was seeing it in.

Luckily, the door burst down and a very very angry Tobi was standing there. I could feel the Chakra and it hit me like a hammer, snatching my breath away. He broke Sasori's chakra strings with his bare hands and pulled me out of the room, and ran me down the hallway. I didn't comprehend what was happening until I was in my room with Tobi. He furiously whipped off his mask and kissed me hard on the lips. "Doesn't that bastard know what's good for him? He's lucky I don't report this to Pein!" He said to me. "Sakura, when you thought that I lost my memory, you were wrong. I didn't. I was just hiding to see what that Sasori was going to do to you. I knew that he was a perv, but I never thought that he would try to take advantage of you like this! Rape! Really! I am going to kill him!"

"He tries to persuade me to do stuff for him by seduction, because he knows that I can't stand it when he does that kind of stuff. But this has gone WAY TOO FAR." I said to Tobi.

He was still fuming so I put my hand on his shoulder. That seemed to calm him down a bit, and he sat down on our combined bed with me. He looked over at me and he calmed down even more. I put on a tiny smile and then I kissed him. In response he grabbed me and pulled me down to him and we began wildly making out.

AN: :D

When reality came back to me and hit me with a sledgehammer, I realized that, I was just making out with Tobi. And when I looked over at Tobi, he was the regular old Tobi again.
"Sakura-chan, Tobi is a good boy! He waited until Sakura was awake before telling her that the only people in the base are her, Tobi, and Sasori, and that Tobi found Sakura laying on Tobi's bed with Tobi! Oh, and also Tobi found Sakura's lip gloss all over Tobi's lips."

I looked over and found a note on the dresser side. It had my name on it, and I saw a T on the bottom of it. I opened the note up while Tobi was singing the "My Little Pony" song and it said:

Sakura-

I'm sorry that I had to go so soon. There can only be a serious Tobi for about a half hour at a time, so I had to leave. I thought that I should tell you that you, Tobi, and Sasori are the only people in the base because Pein and the rest went out to look for Hinata. They are planning on killing her for what she's done to you, just to let you know. They won't be gone for more than another week, though. They left today because you were still asleep. I will see you tonight around midnight, while the other Tobi is sleeping and his Chakra is nice and full. Then I can be out for a long amount of time, and you and I can talk. Oh, one more thing. I know how being around Sasori may embarrass you a little, but I... Tweaked his memory a bit. All that he remembers is that you woke up, took you to steal some of Deidara's clothes, and that you decided to go to bed early so that you could recover a little more. Don't be surprised if he questions you on what happened, because there is going to be a small thing itching at his brain to know the real memory. I'm sorry that he tried to do that to you. Oh, and don't worry. Kakuzu was forced to leave enough food to feed an army in the fridge, because I know you will be hungry, not having eaten for a large amount of time.

Love, always

Tobi

P.S: You might wanna hook your bra strap. I promise nothing happened, but something almost did.

I sat there stunned for a bit, reading the note again and again. I then came to a few conclusions:

Tobi had multiple personalities.

I made out with him.

He unhooked my bra.

I am feeling kinda unsafe now.

I am really hungry.

After looking at that mental list, I decided to just go get some food and then call it a day. I decided to sleep in Hidan's room, feeling unsafe near Sasori and Tobi. I felt a little bad, ignoring serious Tobi, but then I decided that I wanted Deidara to come back ASAP.

And as I snuggled down in Hidan's bed, smelling a faint scent of cologne, I realized that I loved an Akatsuki member.

Okay, and that's the end. I am counting on all of you to tell me who she is in love with! I am gonna try to update. Tell me in the reviews who I should pair her with next and who the Sakura is in love with. TELL MEEEEEEE!