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It's been 5 days since the beginning of Jericho's flu and he's finally up and about again.
He's been missing out on a lot of ass kicking.
Herald and Kole had to fight criminals without him.
Then they came home and fought each other without him stopping them.
But he was around to notice that Kole's been acting strange.
She was currently doing cartwheels and tricks around the apartment for no apparent reason as he watched from the couch.
Herald walked in to the apartment, immediately falling after her foot got caught in his cape.
"BITCH!" He yelled after falling on top of her.
"OH MAN! OH NO, MAN!" She shouted.
Kole pushed him off and went back to acrobatics.
Herald stood and looked at Jericho.
"How long has she been doing this?"
"All freaking day. She only stops to drink water."
Herald smirked. "She's finally losing it." He turned to Kole, who was currently cartwheeling around the kitchen. "Break a leg! Seriously."
Kole flipped onto he feet and climbed on the counter.
Flipped off the side of it.
Herald uncharacteristically laughed.
Jericho went wide-eyed and slowly looked at him.
Herald was standing there, rubbing his hands together and laughing.
"She lost her mind! I'm so frigging ecstatic! I can dig this to the max!"
He ran out the room and into the hallway.
Jericho shook his head.
'Is he sure he didn't lose it, too?'
Kole flipped onto her feet and back-flipped off the counter.
Twenty minutes later, Herald returns with headphones in his ears.
"Shoobee doobee a doobee doo wop, baay-beh!" He sang, walking towards the couch.
Jericho would have looked at him, if Kole wasn't holding her leg over head in front of the TV.
Herald hopped into the couch and took out his potato shaped Mp3 player and changed the song.
"Feel just like a weight that's lifted. How can I repa-" He started chuckling at Kole falling on her ass.
Jericho had to admit: It was funny.
Kole stood up and blushed.
"Fucky fucky, bitch." She mumbled to Herald.
Jericho looked confusedly at Herald, who was equally confused.
Kole rubbed her hands together before standing on her hands.
Herald continued singing and Jericho...
He just looked between the two, freaking out in his head.
After about 30 seconds, Herald stopped singing.
"We have to stop her, man." He whispered to Jericho.
The blond boy smirked. "Are you worrying?"
Herald shook his head.
"No. Well... yeah. But not whatchu thinking. Her shirt is sliding down and I don't wanna see her 'neon pink training bra'." He said like a stereotypical teenage girl.
Kole's bra was indeed visible.
But it was not neon pink, dude.
Or a training bra.
"HEY WHORE!" Herald shouted, causing Kole to fall down.
Kole got on her fours and crawled to a corner to begin rocking.
Jericho and Herald exchanged a look.
Now even Herald was worried.
"You okay?" He asked.
She looked around as if someone was out to get her.
"It's horrible! Damn! AHHH!"
Jericho grabbed Herald's arm, eyes wide.
"What? Did you find out you're pregnant?" Herald asked, smirking.
She looked up. "I'm on birth control, bitch!"
Cross out pregnancy and PMS.
Herald thought for a while before snapping his finger.
"You got VD!"
She started trembling.
"I haven't had sex for the pa- I've never done 'it'."
Jericho and Herald both raised eyebrows.
She's lying.
She suddenly stopped rocking.
"Stick out your tongue, Herald."
The two boys again exchanged looks.
"What?" Herald asked.
She looked worried. "Stick out your tongue."
He did as told.
She fell back. "OH MY GAWD!"
The guys huddled together.
What the hell is wrong with her?!
She started kicking her feet and splaying herself around.
"Omigosh omigosh omigosh!"
"So if I stick out my tongue, she'll go crazy?" Herald asked Jericho.
Jericho raised an eyebrow.
Herald just realized what he had said.
"Ooooh... Ew. That came out wrong."
Kole stood up and walked to the front door.
"Oh. My. Frigging. Gosh!" She shouted before walking out and slamming the door behind her.
Jericho moved his hands from around Herald's right arm.
"She needs help."
Herald nodded.
"But what's wrong with my tongue?"
Then he stuck out his tongue.
Jericho shrugged.
"Aren't all tongues strange? They seem like they have a life of their own. Especially when... Okay that's fun. Maybe when someone... That's fun too." Jericho decided to stop.
Herald shook his head. "You're perverted."
Jericho grinned. "Aren't most teenagers?"
Herald chuckled. "Naw man, it's just you."
Jericho laid his head on the arm of the couch and laughed to himself.
Herald just noticed something.
"Where exactly does Kole go when she walks out?"
Jericho shrugged.
They'll never know...
Don't bother asking what's wrong with Kole... just guess. I want to see who get's the best guess.
Hint: Herald's tongue.
This was totally random, but hey, I'm sick... Literally.