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I quickly search the room for the nearest light switch, and after messing everything up to find, I see Mabel, wide eyed and smiling at me.
"M-Mabel! I am so sorry! I did not me-"
"That. was. AWESOME!" Mabel shouted, not looking away from me.
"Mabel, that was an accident! I swe-" Mabel quickly pulled me in for another kiss. I tried to pull away, but this girl is REALY strong for her age. Why the hell did she want another? I finally pull her off and run out of the closet and straight into Stan Pines.
"Ow! You shit! What the hell!"
And so there's 3 people who swear.
I run for the door while shouting out a apology to him. But out of nowhere, Dipper and Wendy come running in. Dipper runs upstairs to check on Mabel, leaving me with Wendy.
"Robbie!" says Wendy, "How's Mabel? I heard her shout."
"Uh, I'll tell you later."
"But Robbi-"
Not even listening to her, I run for my life. Knowing Stan, he probably has a gun somewhere. Mabel, and her big mouth, will probably get me killed when Stan learns I kissed his niece. I make it into town, with it only being eleven. I look around to see a place to sit, and I find a bench and right behind it is a large pine tree.
I just laid there, thinking. What would Wendy say? Hell, what would Dipper say! He hates me enough as it is, when he learns I kissed his sister he might blow a fuse. At around one I decided it was time to face Wendy.
I walk back to the Mystery Shack, and I see Wendy leaning against the building, probably on her break.
"Oh, hey Robbie." she says while smiling. It seems Mabel didn't say anything.
"Oh, hey. Listen, I need to tell you something."
"What?"
"Well, first off, which closet were you in?" I say, trying to keep calm.
"The one in the living room. Oh, speaking off, I'm still willing if you want to do it." She says with a cocked eyebrow.
"Not now," I say a little annoyed. I know, a guy saying no to sex, unbelievable. But there's a lot more important thing in life than sex. Well, a few things. "Um, I may of thought you were in the closet upstairs."
"Oh, thats okay." She says, a little disappointed.
"Well, Mabel was in there. And, while not knowing it was her, I may of... kissed her."
Wendy stared at me blankly, intill finally laughing hysterically.
"So, its okay?"
"Okay? That's HILARIOUS!" she then falls to the floor while holding her stomach.
"Oh, okay. I thought you might of been mad at me or something."
"No, I'm not. Its kinda my fault anyways, I should of told you which closet I was in."
"Oh," I say, relieved. "As long as everythings alright here."
"Wait, don't you think you should talk to someone before you leave?" say Wendy, still smiling at me.
"No, I don't thi- Oh come on Wendy! Not know!"
"She deserves to hear why you kissed her!"
"But, do you realize how awkward it is going to be!"
"Robbie! Go talk to her now!" And as always, she thinks she has the last word. And as always, she does. I make my way upstairs to Mabel"s room. I see the door to her room, and (after thinking of bolting through the window) finally open her door, and see her talking to Dipper.
"Hey! What are you doing here?" say Dipper
"Dude, go down stairs and talk to Wendy." I say
He is stunned. I would never let him talk to my girlfriend, but here I am. He looks at me like I'm infected or something.
"A-Are you serious?"
"Yeah, just let me talk to Mabel."
He looks at his sister, who says "It's okay Dipper, I'll be fine."
After thinking about it for a moments, he walks out and goes down stairs to talk to Wendy. God I wish I was somewhere else.
"So, uh. You know why I'm here, right?"
She simply nods, while still smiling at me.
"Okay, well. You see, I thought you were Wendy, and-"
"It's okay Robbie, I don't care."
"W-What?"
"Well," she begins, "When you kissed me, I didn't know who it was, I thought it was just some random guy. Then you turned on the light, and I saw it was you. And that's when I realized, I like you!"
"W-What!"
"Robbie, I love you! I want to spend my life with you!"
I am completely stunned. I did NOT picture this could ever happen.
"Mabel, I'm like three years older than you!"
"Most adults have a age difference like three or even five! Who says it couldn't work!" she says, with a look of happiness in her eyes. I really didn't want to tell her I didn't like her back, but who wants to make a sweet twelve year old girl miserable? Well, I guess I will have to.
"Mabel, I don-"
Then, Dipper comes bursting through the door and looks at me, with tears of anger in his eyes. He heard it all.
"Get the fuck away from her!"
And so there was 4.
"Dipper! Listen I-"
He then threw that weird book at my face, breaking my nose.
"Dipper! Stop!" said Mabel, tears forming in her eyes. I knew better than to stay. I run through the door and out of the shack, with Wendy looking at me with the biggest WTF face ever.
That was not at all fun, and even after it being eight hours ago, my nose still hurts. I really don't care though, all I have is one thing on my mind, sleep. I just want this day to end. It has been nothing but bullshit, and as I lay down, I realize something. I can't sleep. I don't know how to explain it, but have you ever had this feeling that you were just being watched? After getting up to go get a glass of water, I see something out of the corner of my eye. Mabel is watching me through the window.