Ever since me and Dipper became friends, everything has changed, big or small. For instance, he has shown me secret pathways and shortcuts all around town, so instead of a thirty minute walk, it would be a five minute walk. He even shown me that book he has. If I had that book, I would do the same thing Dipper has, read it seven times over. The only thing that hasn't changed however was Mabel.

She still stalks me and it is really creepy, but that hasn't stopped me from hanging out with her. When I hangout with her, it is still fun, and its a lot better than standing around all day. But I make sure that people like Wendy or my friends don't come when we are together. Mabel still get jealous when I don't pay attention to ...

The only reason she doesn't get mad when Dipper is around is because she doesn't know we are friends. Dipper said it was for the best, Mabel won't hit a stranger or a friend, but a brother is a completely different story. So far, me and Dipper got no plans to stop Mabel from stalking me, and it has been a week since we started to make one.

"Um, what if we- no, that won't work." says Dipper, pacing back and forth in his room, or headquarters as we call it.

"Hey, if we- no, damn it." I say, frusterated with myself for not thinking of a plan.

"We have to think of something, its been a week for god's sake!"

"I know, wait-" it finally got it "What if we just get her to like another guy!"

"Robbie, that won-" he stops, he realizes that that is the most obvious plan ever, and they haven't though of it for a week. "God damn it Dipper." he says to himself.

"Okay, what guy should we get?"

"Um, I don't know. Mabel really doesn't like anybody else."

"Okay, but is there any guy who likes her."

"J-Just one." Dipper says, and he looks pissed.

Apparently, that fat kid Gideon like Mabel, but went crazy and started getting to attached over her. But he is the only kid we can think of, and besides, he's not that bad, right? I wrote a letter to Mabel to saying to meet im in the park at nine. She gets there thirty minutes early, and who does she meet? A weird circle in a horrible suit.

"M-Mabel, you're back! I'm so happy!" He says, overjoyed with her presence.

"G-Gideon! What are you doing here!?" She says, pissed. Shit, if that kid doesn't fix what happened, it's back to square one.

"Look, I know what happened was wrong." Going good so far, "And I will make sure your brother pays for what he has done!" God damn it.

"My brother? You're the one who messed things up!" she says, practically yelling, good thing there's no one around this late at night.

"Of course you're brother! He brain-washed you! And you're uncle Stan too!" As he says this, Mabel is pissed.

"It wasn't Dipper or Stan! It was you and you're obsession with me! And no one ever brain-washed me! Well, except for, him." She says, calming down while thinking of me. This is not good! Maybe fatty can save this thing! "Who is he! I'll kill him!" Nope.

"His name is Robbie, and he is a bazillion times cooler than you!"

By the sound of my name, Gideon looks as if someone stabbed him. "Th-The loner, the one who constantly makes fun of me! The one who's friends pelted me with water ballons!" Looks like Nate and Lee pulled through after all. Before me and Dipper know it, Mabel pulls Gideon by the neck of his shirt.

"If you ever say that about the love of my life again, I will kill you." Mabel is panting hard with rage, she looks as if she could kill Manly Dan.

"Mabel, you're coming with me." says Gideon, scarred out of his mind.

"W-Why?" she says, angerly.

"I am going to simply tinker with your mind a bit so I can get the evil out of your head."

"Wh-What! No!" said Mabel. She then turned to leave, but Gideon held her by her sleeves. She yelped, not expecting this, then tried to fight Gideon off.

"Get off me!"

"NEVER!"

Dipper is mad, I am PISSED. I then jump out of the bush we were hiding in, Dipper close behind me. I immedetely punch Gideon, and he drops and looks at us.

"Y-YOU! YOU DID THIS! YOU CORRUPTED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! I WILL KILL THE BOT-"

Dipper, tired of his yelling, punched him square in the face. Huh, he is a lot tougher than I thought too.

Mabel than turns to us, "Dipper! Ro-ROBBIE!" She then jumps me and I fall flat on my back. Mabel, kissing me several times on the cheek, finally gets pulled of by Dipper, who she hugs tightly.

"You guys saved me!"

"It was nothing." I say as I get up.

"Are you kidding? I could of be- wait? How did this happen? Robbie, did you send me the letter?"

"Uh, I um-"

"Gideon must of done it!" say Dipper, "And- uh acted as if he was surprised by you liking Robbie!"

Mabel, a little confused, buys it, "Alright! But why were you guys here?"

"Uh," I say "We just wanted to make sure you were safe!"

"Aw, you guys!" She says as she hugs us both,

As we are walk to the Mystery Shack, Mabel is on my back, and Dipper is by my side. Me and Dipper are in a deep conversation about messing with Gideon, before finally get to the Shack. As we walk in, Wendy is getting ready to leave for the day.

"Hey guys, where were you?"

"Long story." Me and Dipper say to together. She seems okay with that answer.

"Okay, well- aw! That's so sweet!"

"Wait, what? I look around and then at Mabel, she is sound asleep on my back, still hugging me.

"Oh, she must of fell asleep, I'll put her to bed."

"Nah, its okay," say Dipper, "give her to me. I get her there."

As I give her to Dipper, I feel a little depressed to give her up. He then picks her up and goes up the stairs to bed, to tired to say good-bye to me and Wendy.

"Hey, wanna walk me home?" She looks at me with those puppy dog eyes.

"Uh, sure." I say, trying to get my mind off of Mabel as I walk Wendy away from the Mystery Shack.