I walk into the Mystery Shack and see Dipper at the counter. Today's Sunday, so the Shack is closed for the day, but for some reason likes to sit on that stool for some reason.
"So I don't know about you, but punching Gideon was amazing!" He says out of nowhere, and you can tell that this kid wants to do it again.
"Wanna go mess with him?" I say, wanting to do it as much as he does.
"Wha- But don't we have to make a plan to get rid of Mabel?"
"Fine, but sometime we have to do that again." Dipper nods, agreeing with me. "Okay, what do you got?"
"Well, if you show that you and Wendy are not breaking up anytime soon, she may just move on and find someone new!" said Dipper.
"That's brilliant! But you know that Wendy is off with her dad for the next three days."
"I know, leave that to me."
That was seven hours ago, Dipper told me to look my best and come back at eight. It is five minutes to eight when I finally get there, and near the forest is a table set for two, and with her back towards the Shack, is a woman with long hair, the exact shade of red Wendy has.
"W-Wendy?"
"Yesss?" Says Dipper in a red wig.
"D-Dude! What the fuck!"
"Just listen! Wendy is out so this is the next best thing!"
"How!?"
"Look behind you." He says cooly. I turn around and see Mabel spying through the window, but when I turn my head, she darts out.
"Okay fine- but where did you get that wig?"
"Nowhere."
"But, wha-"
"There's no time, besides the only one around to see us is Mabel. Not to mention all of this amazing food!" I hate to admit it, but he's right. The food is amazing.
"Alright." I say as I sit down to eat. "So what do we do?"
"I have no idea, oh shit." He says.
"What?"
"Mabel moved closer," I turn look over Dipper and see Mabel's foot sticking out of a nearby bush. "she's probably in hearing range."
"Alright, I'll just talk normaly and you talk like Wendy."
"Deal."
"Okay." I say to myself. "So Wendy-"
"Yessss?" He says in the most girly voice possible.
"Dude," I whisper to him. "What the hell was that!"
"That my hurtful friend was a girls voice." He says, also whispering.
"No, that was a scottish man getting raped."
"Dude, that kinda hurts."
"Well that's how bad you are."
"Well take it or leave it." I would of loved to leave, but we're to far in. Mabel has even gotten closer. I just need to get this over with.
"Sooooo, Wendy-"
"Yessss?" He says in his girly voice again. I restrain from punching him.
"How is it like working here?"
"Oh you know, it is like you would think it is." It is hard to keep a straight face while talking to him. "Its boring, hard and a complete waste of my time! But if it wasn't for that strong Dipper Pines!" God damn it Dipper.
The rest of the night just seemed how it was. The food was great, Mabel stayed in her spying position, and Dipper kept talking highly of himself through 'Wendy.' But then I noticed Mabel was getting closer, and closer, and closer intill almost touching Dipper's seat. I try mouthing to him to look to his right, but he is too busy talking about himself. I quickly pick up a napkin and wrote down what was happening. I handed it to Dipper who was relaxed at first, then started to turn his head to his right.
Then Mabel, completely out of nowhere, pounces on Dipper.
"Get away from him! HE'S MINE!" She yells while punching Dipper.
"Mabel! It's me! DIPPER!" He says, bleeding from his scalp.
"D-Dipper?" she says confused, "Why are you dressed like Wendy?"
"Well, I um had to-"
"He asked me to help him with girls," I say quickly "so I made this fake date to help him.
"But why is Dipper dressed like the girl then." She says, still very confused.
"I like the wig." He simply says.
"Oh," she says before noticing the damage she had done to Dipper "OH MY GOD DIPPER I AM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO-"
"Its okay, but why would you do that to anyone?" He asks.
"I- um," she starts, and as I think about it, why would she do that to anyone! I mean, what if that was Wendy, a lot of questions would be asked and if they were answered, Mabel would be in a lot of trouble. I mean look at her, she is just a small girl... who is dealing with a powerful emotion. Is it possible that Mabel is actually in love with me? I mean, why else would she stalk me, if it was just a stupid child crush, she wouldn't do all of this.
I snap out of my thoughts and see Dipper with his arms crossed and Mabel slowly starting to cry. To everyone's surprise (even to mine) I hug her.
"R-Robbie?" She says, lightly crying.
"Mabel, promise me you will never do something like that again."
"I promise." She says, still crying.
"Alright," I say breaking the hug "I'll be over tomorrow to hangout with Dipper, and after that we can do anything you want, deal?"
That was around ten minutes ago, and that was emotional torture. Me and Dipper and on the front porch, talking about our plans with Mabel.
"Dude, are you sure?" He says after I tell him we are done trying to get Mabel away from me.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Besides we can mess with Gideon anyway." He smiles, showing he is willing to go with me on that offer.
"Well," I say stretching "It's time I went home."
"Alright see ya later-"
"WAIT!" And out of the door comes Mabel running towards me. "I have something for you." I look at her and in her hands is a neatly wrapped present.
"Mabel, you don't have to-"
"But I want to, please take it." I look in her eyes, and I am lost for words. They are so amazing, I can't compare them to anything cause nothing matches those beautiful brown eyes.
"Alright." I say as I open it up. And in the box is a sweater, with a shooting star on it with a rainbow trail behind it.
"It is my favorite sweater, I would like it if you had it." I look in her eyes again, and feel something I only feel with Wendy, but much stronger.
"Of course." I say as I pull her into a hug as feel something I wish I felt all the time. Happiness.