Ihatekoledude: We dicussed it before the story. But I didn't tell her it would last... SORRY!

TheGoooooooon: I know, right? I decided that the hate will continue... Speaking of continue, I'll keep on going 'til I'm out of ideas.

AnonymousNinjaGirl: Hee hee. Well, this chap explains the romance thing... and more. Mwah ha ha!

Guestperson: You're welcome.

StormiXbaby: They were. Kole is in for a shocker in the next chapter.

Jericho was sulking on the couch, thinking over what he just did. He read his texts over.

555-0909: Hey!

J: Hello.

555-0909: Why so formal?

J: Um... I know it's horrible to do this in a text, but you know my situation.

555-0909: This sounds bad.

J: I know we've been dating for a while, but I think we're better off as good friends. I mean, my heart just isn't in it. I still like you very much, though.

555-0909: Whatever. Fine. Bye.

J: Bye.

That was so awkward. Jericho feels like he lost a friend. Why would she talk to after he was complete jerk.

Kole came over to the couch and sat.

"What's wrong?"

Jericho shook his head, not in the mood for discussion.

"Leave him alone!" Herald called from the kitchen.

Kole glanced back. "Suck this d-"

"I knew you were a man!"

Kole grinned. "I think we already went over this."

Herald's mouth dropped, thinking back to what she did to him on Halloween.

"Please, please don't ever do that again. They're hideous!"

Kole gasped. "My tits aren't hideous!"

"They so are. Like bulls-eyes on a lumpy wall."

While they argued, they failed to realize that Jericho had left the room.

"What do you know about boobs?"

"That they aren't supposed to look like that."

Kole flipped him off.

Herald walked behind the couch. "I bet they aren't even real."

"What?" She blinked.

"Maybe that's why they're lopsided."

Kole frowned. "I thought gay guys were supposed to be less judgmental of girl's bodies?"

Herald rolled his eyes under the mask. "Well you thought wrong... I bet you're thinking I'm into musicals, roll like girls, want to be the center of attention, a drama queen, pepper my life with Pop Culture references, always have a trusty gal pal by my side, and am incompetent with running machinery."

"Herald! You know I don't. Well... You do hang out with Raven a lot, but she's more like a guy... Besides the point! I know better than stereotypes. I just thought you won't fuss over girl's looks like most straight men do. But you're just a jerk, you ass munch!"

"Another gay reference! You think just because I like guys that I munch a-"

"Fuck up, Herald! You're just trying to make me seem like a bad person in your twisted head!" She shouted, standing on her knees.

Herald had a hint of a smirk on his face. "Drama queen reference!"

Kole pulled at her hair. "You're gonna make me lose my darn mind! You just want me out of the picture, huh?!"

"Center of attention? You're hurting my feelings!" He whined mockingly, fanning himself.

"You're just whining so I can call you a drama queen, and you can start bitching again!" She said falling back onto the couch.

"So you're calling gay men whiny bitches?!" He said, altering his voice so it can fit the stereotype of homosexual males.

Kole stood up and walked around to face him. She glared up at him.

"Not. Cool. At all."

He narrowed his eyes behind the mask.
"So your calling homosexuals catty?" He asked coolly, back to his regular self.

Kole kneed him in the crotch, causing him to fall to the the ground.

"Don't fuck with me like that! Oh next time I'll do something else to your crotch than kneeing it."

"So your saying gay men... don't need... Ow!... penises?" He groaned painfully.

Kole bent down to face him. "Why are you daring me? LEAVE ME ALONE!"

She turned and stormed towards the door, slamming it behind her.

Herald quickly stood and stopped groaning. He long learned to wear a cup around her.

Screwing with her head is really fun, but Jericho isn't around.

Herald walked to Jericho's room and knocked on the door.

"Jer! Open the door for me!"

Some was thrown at the door, signaling him to come in.

Herald opened it and walked in, locking it behind him so Kole can't come in if she comes back.

Jericho was sitting at the headboard of his bed, sulking.

"You okay?" Herald asked walking over and sitting next to him.

Jericho shrugged, looking straight ahead.

"Molly and I broke up."

Herald patted Jericho's shoulder.

"Who broke it off?"

Jericho pointed to himself, still staring at his door.

"Why?"

"We were more like friends. I want us to stay friends... I think she's angry."

"If she's your friend she wouldn't be angry. Maybe a little bitter, but she'll get over it." Herald said softly.

Jericho turned towards Herald.

"I broke up with her in a text. That's just horrible."

"I think she'll understand in your case. Just because your relationship is over, doesn't mean the friendship ends. You're an amazing guy. Who wouldn't want to be your friend? I mean, you're there for me when I believe no one's on my side. You're an awesome listener. You're cute. You're funny. Even your perversion is cool. You're a real logical th-"

He didn't even get to finish that due to Jericho latching him mouth against his cheek.

That took Herald by surprise, especially when they fell back onto the bed.

"Jer, you su-"

Jericho kissed him. Not a loving kiss in fact. Something of the hungered category.

He went in for the dive, nipping and bitting all over his friend's face

They went rolling around the bed, hands everywhere. And when Herald did something with his tongue, things went more out of hand than it already was.

This story was in the M category for a day... I think teens can handle this, right?