Curse you Perry the Platypus: I knew someone was gonna point that out. LOL!

Supernerdproductions: LOL! Thank you!

StormiXbaby: Right? That sucked for me.

Note: Co-written with Pepperfan1

"Wake up, dumb ass." Raven deadpanned, standing over Herald with a cup of tea in hand.

"Five more minutes." He mumbled, covering his masked face with a pillow.

Raven put a hand on her hip. "I made tea after struggling to use your stove. And I microwaved some pancakes and sausages."

Herald turned onto his stomach. "Leave me alone."

Raven used her powers to flip him over and she leaned into his face.

"You stayed up all night and passed out around 5. I gave you til 12 to wake up so we can find Kole and you can stop bitching. Now get up." She droned, face expressionless.

Herald sat up. "You made breakfast?" He asked in a childlike manner.

Raven nodded.

His face cringed. "Can you pleeeeeee-eeeease bring me the tea, Raven? Please?"

Raven scowled. "This isn't a fucking breakfast in bed. Get up, do what you have to do, eat the fucking breakfast, and we can go find her."

"Bu-"

Her eye twitched. "Shut up!"

Herald scooted over. "Mama gonna make me cry." He bit his lip, waiting for her to bitch again.

"Punk ass. Get the fuck up." She turned around and floated off.

Herald frowned.

"And she wonders why people fear her?"

He dragged himself out of bed.

After showering and brushing his teeth, Herald walked into the kitchen.

"Food's cold." Raven deadpanned, looking up from her book.

Herald smiled forcefully before walking over to the microwave.

"Oh gosh." He gasped after the sausages growled at him.

Raven looked at him. "What is it?"

"Food isn't supposed to be alive." Herald answered calmly.

Raven raised an eyebrow. "What are you tal-"

"Shh."

They listened to the growling sausage.

Herald pointed into the microwave. "It isn't supposed to do that."

The empath sighed. "It didn't growl before."

Herald was not trying to be rude but he has a question for her.

"How do you screw up microwavable meals?"

Raven frowned. "I'm no chef. Tea is my specialty."

"Did you eat any?"

"No..."

Herald folded his arms. "So you were trying to feed me the inedible?"

Ravens frown deepened. "I was just trying to be a nice."

He closed the microwave slowly. "And I appreciate that..." He walked over to the stove. "Do you think Kole's been eating... better than I have?"

Raven used her powers to smack him.

Herald rubbed his head, chuckling. "But seriously, I wanna know if she's been eating."

She shrugged. "Maybe, maybe not."

Herald shook his head. "I'm a goner."

With Kole

She was very hungry. All she had was a bottle water to her name and their were only drips left in it.

The donut shop she washed up in refused to even give her crumbs to eat.
And she thought cuties get some bit a special treatment. No matter how much she batted her eyelashes, pouted, and bit her lip the female cashier wouldn't sway.
Kole rolled her eyes and rubbed her hands down her body.
"That b!tch is just jealous that she isn't cute."
Well, the woman still gets to eat.
Kole frowned. "I need to do something about this."

Kole looked around until she spotted an unattended bottle of rum. It was only half full, but it was better than nothing.

"Jackpot!"
A little liquor makes everything better in Kole's world.
She scurried over to the bottle, plopping down next to it.
As she picked up, she observed it for any floating particles.
Then she caught herself. "The f*ck am I doing? It's rum, I should be happy!"
Before she could put it to her mouth she heard someone clear their throat.
She looked up to see a white-haired elderly bum stand there with his hands on his hips.
"What?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.
He opened his mouth, exposing missing teeth. "You got somefin' of mine."
Kole wave the bottle, smirking. "This?"
He nodded, frowning.
"Well you can't get it!"

So he bitch slapped her. As Kole clutched onto her now read cheek, the man grabbed the bottle and shouted as loud as he could:
"MY RUM, YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

Kole bit her lip, rubbing her cheek a bit.

He did a little dance, holding the bottle.

"DON'T TOUCH MAI RUM BEECH! HA HA! HA! HA HA!"

Kole stood up, still clutching her cheek and staring at him.

The she slowly walked off, not looking away.

He sat down and took a quick swig. "BYE!"

This sucked big time. Maybe she should just go back to the apartment.

But so she began walking to the nearest bus stop, planning to ride the bus until an earea looked familiar.

The sound of music hit her, and she turned towards the source.

A homeless man was dancing and people were tipping.

"IDEA!" Kole shouted, attracting the attention of others.

She did a little turn, and began randomly wiggling her body around.

It honestly looked like she was having spasms to all the pedestrians but to Kole... She was dancing!

Most of the people began slowly backing away, but one lady went up to her. The lady pulled out a twenty and handed it to Kole. "Here sweetie." She said kindly. "Take the bus and get off at the third stop. The doctors office is the fifth building on the left."

Kole looked at the woman and then down at the money.

"Um... Thanks!"

The lady patted her on the head. "Your welcome." She began walking off. "I'll be praying for your health to come back!"

Kole's jaw dropped.

"Is something wrong with my dancing?"

"YES!" Random people replied.

"That was dancing?" Someone asked over the crowd.

Kole frowned, shoving her hands in her pockets and stomping off.

"I need a new way to get cash."

She was nearly at the bus stop again when awful signing reached her ears. She held onto her ears and went to find the source. A couple of drunk hobos were singing their hearts out. And they were making money.

"If they sing like that and get paid...I'll be rich by the end of the day!"

Kole ran up them. "I'm joining your band!"

They looked her over.

The taller one with huge blue eyes rubbed his arm.

"A female is great business."

The one with twists in his hair nodded. "And she's cute!"

Kole smiled. "I am! And I can dance."

The chubby, short one grinned. "She's in! I'm Leo."

The taller one held out his hand. "Ryan."

The one with twists danced a little. "I'm Gary!"

"And we are... The Drunksters!" They announced.

Kole smiled wider. "I'm Kole!"

Leo hiccuped. "You can be the Drunkette, then."

Ryan swayed. "Yeah. Our cover singer... but you have to be drunk."

Kole was not in the mood to drink after being slapped for liquor.

"I already am." She whispered.

Gary gasped. "But you seem so... sober, chick."

She waved her hand. "Don't fellas. I'm plenty drunk."

They grinned.

"Let's sing our first song with a girl, then!" Leo shouted.

Kole thought for a while. "What song?"

Ryan shrugged. "We make it up as we go along."

"Well, alright then!" Kole counted them off, and they began shouting whatever came to mind.

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah..." Leo sang horribly as the others sang.

"Aliens! Aliens, bitch! They watchin' us!" Ryan sang.

"Uh... uh... uh... uh. WOO! Uh... uh... Chicken legs! Chicken legs!" Gary sang.

People were throwing coins into the bucket, but it wasn't enough to Kole.

"Stop, stop, stop! We need lyrics and choreography and structure! There sh-"

"Who do you think you are?" Leo asked, hands on his hips.

"Don't tell us what to do!" Gary shouted.

Ryan waved his hands. "We should listen to her."

Kole felt important, something she hadn't felt in a long time. "We need words that makes sense with each other!"

They all nodded.

"That makes sense." Leo muttered.

Gary shrugged. "Worth a shot."

Ryan smiled. "Yeah! You write 'em Kole!"

She genuinely grinned. "Give me a cardboard and marker!"

Kole wrote a song alright. It was about a beautiful prince being kidnapped by an evil wizard, and his only hope of being saved was the amazing princess.

"Okay guys I'll sing this song, but I need you to 'Oo' and sway from left and then to right. Got it?"

They agreed.

So Kole sang. The song was detailed in deed. It fully described the evil wizard beating the princess, forcing her onto the streets. The goes onto talk about how she peered into the prince's window and how the wizards forcefully held him down and-

Well, you get the idea.

Money was handed to them in wads, Kole not even realizing.

As the song went on, she became angrier and angrier. Her lyrics were spat out, as sharp as knives. The 'Oo-ing' had to pick up speed to catch up with her.

The song ended a few minutes after, and Kole had to catch her breath. She felt a whole lot better, getting that out of her system.

The crowd clapped.

The 'band' bowed.

Kole has an agenda at the moment.

"Let's go get something to eat!" She shouted.

The others nodded and followed as she pocketed the cash.

"We'll split it in the donut shop... I have a bitch to insult."