Hahahahahahahhahahahahah! My second chapter of this horrible fic is up! Mwahahahahahahah! Bow before its supreme randomness! Oh, uh, sorry about that. Got carried away. So sorry for the wait. My internet just started working tonight so please forgive me. Anyways, enjoy!
(Araya stalks out from behind the stage curtain smiling evilly and carrying a whip.)
Araya: We're back!
Rene: And we have dares!
(Lyra runs out with Gir behind her onto the stage singing Witch Doctor. Gir shoots tacos out of his head. Both finally stop acting crazy and settle down.)
Lyra: Hi! It's a me, Lyra! Who's ready to see the cast humiliate themselves by doing random things?
Audience/Araya: Yay!
Rene: Then let's get started! First dare is from TeamMarshallLee!
Lyra: Hey, I know that chick! Her OC Juliet is ma buddy! Hey Juliet!
Araya: Isn't Juliet that over emotional, sarcastic kid your always hanging out with?
Lyra: Yup! Say hi to TeamMarshallLee forFadedEchoes!
Araya: Anyways, here's the dare.
MAKE MY DIBBY SHOVE 96 TWINKIES INTO HIS MOUTH. Why 96? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Lyra: You heard the girl! Gigi! Get the Twinkies!
Gigi: Yay!
(Gigi brings 96 unwrapped Twinkies and puts them in front of Dib. He looks from the Twinkies to our hosts.)
Dib: Do I have to?
Araya: Yes! And don't get sick on the stage or you'll feel the wrath of my whip!
Rene: Aw. No cool name?
Araya: Nope!
Lyra: Eat the Twinkies Dib! Gigi and Gir will help!
(Gigi and Gir start to throw Twinkies into dib's mouth. After the last Twinkie is shoved in, Dib spits them out. Gir then proceeds to eat the Twinkies.)
Rene: Ew.
Araya: Nasty.
Dib; Again, I. hate. Fan girls.
Lyra: That was cool! I never thought it was physically possible to shove 96 Twinkies into a person's mouth. Cool!
Rene: Next up, DemonShadowWolf!
Ooooohhhhhh... I like it... I don't really have any ideas for a dare currently, but I'll think on it. As for right now, IMMA GO PULL MY EYEBROWS OFF WITH A STAPLE-REMOVER! BAI BAI *SCREAMS IN EYEBROW-LESS PAIN*
Cast: YAY! NO DARE!
Rene: It's okay! Sometime I can't think of things often too!
Lyra: YOU GO WITH YOUR EYEBROW PULLING SELF! I LIKE STAPLE REMOVERS!
Araya: Idiots.
Rene: Next is Invader Griz Jau and Rel.
Cast: Not another one!
Lyra: To bad! Rene on with the dare!
Griz: I read somewhere that you should never say 'wacky' when Nny is in ear shot. (Haven't read the comics but I want to) So, Tallests, go dance in a circle around him chanting it over and over. *wicked smile then goes back to her Irken GS2*
Araya: Oh this will be good. Oh Nny!
(Nny walks out from behind backstage.)
Nny: What do you want?
Araya: Stand right where you are. Red! Purple! You heard Griz!
Red: I don't want to!
Purple: He scares us!
(Araya glares at the two until they reluctantly agree.)
Red/Purple: Wacky! Wacky! Wacky!
Nny: (twitching) If you say that one more time, I swear-!
Purple: Um, wacky?
Nny: OK! THAT'S IT!
(A lot of censored stuff happens as Nny tears apart the Tallests. Our three hosts watch in fascination while the others look on in horror.)
Rene: I never knew an arm could bend like that.
Lyra: Wow. That's a lot of blood.
Araya: Look at all that carnage! It's so AWSOME!
Lyra: Oh great, he found the Chainsaw of Hurtitude.
Araya: And the Lawn Demolisher 3000! XD
(After a few more minutes of still censored, horrifying, gory carnage, Nny walks backstage leaving the no longer recognizable bodies of the Tallests.)
Araya: Do we have to revive them right now? Its 3% more peaceful without them!
Lyra: We'll revive them at the end.
Araya: Yay!
Zim/Tak: DX
Jau: ZIMMEH! You want to rule the Earth? I'll help you if you promise to make me, THE MIGHTY IRKEN INVADER JAU, your queen when you rule!
Zim: Zim needs no one's help! Zim can conquer this filthy ball of dirt by himself! I AM ZIM!
Lyra: ZIM IS MINE! NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BUT ME! (runs over and glomps Zim.)
Zim: GO AWAY!
Lyra: Awww! I love you too! :3
Zim:
Rel: Ignore her. She always tries too hard. Dib, I may be Irken but I hate the Invasion stuff. It's just murdering innocent beings! So, you wanna watch some Hauntings in America and other Paranormal shows? Then we can fight Zim together!
Dib: That sounds cool.
Lyra: Oooo! Someone likes Dib!
Renee: DX
I have to go for now Dib, but I have a gift. a remote with a hundred buttons. Each button makes Zim do something different.
Gir: Oooo! What dis do?
(Presses button 11. Zim pulls a frying pan out of nowhere and starts to hit himself with it. Araya, Dib, Tak, and Nny start to laugh.)
Zim: Make- (bam) it- (bang) STOP! (wham!)
Don't press 22 NO MATTER WHAT! (PLEASE PRESS IT it makes Zim take off his shirt and sing ' I'm too sexy for my shirt. which I feel is funny.)
Lyra: GIMMIE THAT! (Snatches the remote from Rene.) I wonder what button 22 does. (winks)
Araya: I'm leaving.
Tak: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Dib nods in agreement. Lyra presses button 22. Zim whips off his shirt and starts to sing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt.'
Lyra: (squeals) OMG! XD
Cast: MAKE IT STOP!
Lyra: meanies. (Presses the stop button.)
Zim: (confused) What on Irk just happened? (realizes he doesn't have a shirt on.) AHHHHHH! (hurriedly puts it back on.)
Rene: Poor guy.
Me: Quick dare from me! Everyone read my fic Dib is gone and review it. SOrry you had to die for it DIbbeh! I'm most like Rel who is most like Dib.
Rene: WHY MY DIBBY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO! (bursts into tears.)
Araya: (walks back onstage) It was just a fanfic!
Rene: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!
Lyra: To make you feel better, why don't we have Dib and Tak sing?
Rene: YAY!
Dib: That was quick. Wait a minute, hey!
Araya: You're on bighead! (shoves him onstage and gives him a mic.)
Dib: My heads not big!
Lyra: sure it isn't.
(Dib glares at her and begins.)
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude, but I
Would just stand and stare.
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightening bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance.
A foxtrot above my head,
A sock-hop beneath my bed,
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread.
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)
Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please take me away from here.)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac.
(Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
(Please take me away from here.)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies.
I'm weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)
I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
APPLAUSE!
Rene: I like that song.
Araya: Not enough metal in it.
Lyra: To true. To true. Tak! Get your butt on stage!
Tak: Stupid earthlings.
(Tak walks center stage and picks up the mic.)
Tak: Let's just say I hate you all.
Now I will tell you what I've done for you.
Fifty thousand tears I've cried.
Screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you,
And you still won't hear me.
(Going under!)
Don't want you hand this time, I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once.
(Wake up for once.)
Not tormented, daily, defeated by you.
Just when I thought I'd reach the bottom.
I'd die again!
I'm going under!
Drowning you!
I'm falling forever!
I've got to break through, I'm
Going under!
Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies.
So I don't what's real and what's not.
Always confusing the thoughts on my head.
So I can't trust myself anymore!
I'd die again!
I'm going under!
Drowning you!
I'm falling forever!
I've got to break through,
I'm…
So go on and scream!
Scream at me!
So far so far away!
I won't be broken again!
I've got to breathe,
I can't keep going under!
Drowning you!
I'm falling forever!
I've got to break through,
I'm…
Going under!
(Going under!)
Going under!
(Drowning you!)
I'm going under!
Applause!
Lyra: So awesome!
Araya: I have to say, that was pretty good.
Tak: Humph.
Rene: Well, it's time to go. Again.
Lyra: Why must it end?
Araya: Yes, yes, that's all too bad. Can we go now?
Zim: Yes, I want to get as far away as possible from this wretched place!
Tak: I think we all pretty much agree on that. Well except for those four.
(She points in the direction of Lyra, Rene, Gigi, and Gir. They are singing, dancing, and throwing donuts everywhere.)
Tak: And you still have to revive our Tallests.
Araya: Fine. Lyra! Revive the two moron aliens so we can go!
(All four stop their dance of craziness. Lyra looks at them in disgust.)
Lyra: Fine! I still like it without them though.
(Lyra snaps her fingers, bringing the two Tallests back to life.)
Purple: I SEE THE LIGHT!
Red: I had this horrible dream that we were being killed by this phycopath because we-
(Nny pokes his head from behind the curtain.)
Nny: I thought I heard familiar voices. How did you enjoy your horrible death?
Purple: OH GOD! IT'S HIM! AHHHHHHH!
Red: Stay away! I promise we won't say that word anymore! Just stay away!
Nny: (chuckles) Looks like that's too bad because there's plenty where that came from.
(Red and Purple cower in fear. Nny chuckles and ducks back behind the curtain. Araya laughs and turns towards the others.)
Araya: Oh yes. We will use Nny in many things, whether you like it or not. Now let's go, I'm tired of this place.
Everyone: YAY!
Lyra: Bye people!
Rene: See you next time!