YAY! Episode 3 is up baby! That means more randomness, more dares, more craziness, and more- uh, I can't think of anything. Oh well. Thank all you peoples who dared, we send you all 100 cyber cookies! Why did I say we? Read and find out! Anyways, as always, ENJOY! ;)

(Lyra runs from backstage with a girl who has short, black hair, blue shirt, blue jeans, white tennis shoes, a head band with a star, and a grey cape.)

Lyra: Hi peoples! I want you to meet our new co-host Juliet!

Juliet: Hi everybody!

Lyra: FadedEchoes's friend from school, TeamMarshallLee, wanted to help with the show. So we sent Rene on a permanent vacation to an uncharted island of the coast of Africa!

Juliet: I will now be replacing Rene in this show of never ending randomness! And because we're bored, Lyra and I gonna sing!

Lyra: Yup! We're kind of early and we need to pass the time, so here we go!

The unneeded meaning of start and end

To the disappearance of this soul

Who remembers characters?

From the window of madness, goodbye

Hello, myself

Haven't we met before?

Goodbye, yourself

So, want to talk?

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

Unable to run away

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

Like the corruption is continuing

The discovered conclusion, disappearing

Outlines fading to black

In the darkness, there's no such thing thing as light

From the inside of madness, goodbye

Hello, myself

Haven't we met before?

Goodbye, yourself

So, want to talk?

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

Unable to run away

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

Like the corruption is continuing

Hey, haven't we met somewhere in the past?

Hey, you're special to me, I want to talk to you

Hey, what time is it? What's today? I don't know

Hey! It would be great if we completely forgot

iNSaNiTY

It's like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

Dark? Light?

iNSaNiTY

iNSaNiTY

sAnIty

Can't see the dark already

pUrIty

The days are longer

sAnIty

But that also must sink

"sAnIty"

... what is that?

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

Unable to run away

iNSaNiTY

Like floating on air

PSYCHoPaTHY

A carefree life

iNSaNiTY

An illusion that can't end

CaPTiViTY

The corruption is continuing

Lyra: That was fun! XD

Juliet: Totally!

(Everyone else walks on stage.)

Araya: I don't see why we have to go to skool has to last until 2:30! Why can't we just stay at home and do what we want?

Dib: Find an answer to that and you're my hero.

Juliet: OMG! IT'S DIB!

(Juliet runs over and glomps Dib. He groans and looks towards Lyra annoyed.)

Dib: And who is this?

Lyra: That's Juliet, mah friend. She's replacing Rene, remember?

Araya: Great. Let's replace one moron with another one, that'll make things saner around here!

Zim: (smiles and chuckles) I think she's great. She annoys the Dib-stink, what's better than that?

Lyra: ZIM! (runs over and glomps Zim.)

Araya: Someone who annoys you.

(Zim glares at Araya who just smiles back innocently.)

Tak: I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we just get the dares over with?

Juliet: Woo- hoo! Let's get started!

I be Miss Author

Hi, guys! I has stuff!

Dib: I like you. There`s a bookstore near where I live that`s haunted. There is a ghost cat. I saw him vanish, but ppl called me crazy. (sniffles and hugs him)

Lyra: Good idea. (snaps her fingers and Dib poofs to the bookstore.)

Araya: Finally! One less insane person I need to worry about.

Juliet: He's not insane!

Araya: Who asked you?

Juliet: DX

Zim: I like Dib, but I`m team Zim! So you are the highest ranked Irken in the room for 3 chappies!

Zim: Yes! Victory for Zim! Bow down before my supremeness! NOW!

Tak: Don't let it get to your head numbskull.

Zim: (growls)

Tak: YOU ANNOY ME! (duct-tapes a steak to her face) Yesh.

(Tak runs around smoking and screaming in pain. Everyone laughs at the sight. Zim, Araya, Nny, and Lyra's laughs are the loudest.)

Tak: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(Tak finally gets the steak off and glares at everyone, burnt and in pain. Zim can barely contain his laughter as Tak walks over and stands in front of him.)

Zim: (giggle) What do- (snort) you want- (giggle) Tak-beast?

(Tak slaps him with the steak and walks away as he hisses in pain. The giggles begin again.)

Zim: Shut up.

Lyra: (giggles) Sorry. What's the next dare?

Tallests: Are you aware that nearly EVERYONE hates you?

Red: I've realized that. I'm afraid to ask why.

Lyra: Shut up. Your voice annoys me.

Red: (sigh)

Gir: Mah friends and I love you! We give you 20 cupcakes each! (there are 5 of us)

Gir: (speaks up for the first time) CUPCAKES!

(He scarfs all 100 cupcakes down at once. Wrappers and all.)

Gir: There was waffles in em!

(Dib poofs in with a ghost cat beside him.)

Dib: The cat was real, but now it won't leave me alone!

Juliet: It's so cute! XD

(The cat likes Juliet and go's to her and purrs.)

Juliet: Ima name you fluffy!

Fluffy: meow.

Lyra: Hi little ghosty cat!

Fluffy: hiss!

Lyra: Aww! I like you too!

Araya: You're so stupid.

Lyra: (sniff) I'm not stupid, I'm advanced.

Araya: Whatever.

Host ppls: I have taken up writing tragedy. Please read Lover`s Loss and First Fight and tell me how bad they suck. Not too bad, I hope.

Ok, bai 4 now!

Juliet: NOOOOOOO! NOT MY DIBBY! WHY OH WHY OH WHY! DX

Lyra: It was just a story.

(Juliet continues to sob.)

Lyra: Whatever. Next up is ServanttotheTallest.

Yo. I wanna piece of the action. Okay, let's see hereee...

Zimmmmmm...hmmm... Go on a merry go round of death that goes 100000000 mph for...let's see...the whole chapter X) (generously donates said machine)

Araya: Yesh! }

(She snaps her fingers and Nny grabs Zim and straps him to the machine. He presses the start button and Zim is whirled around on the death machine.)

Lyra: Aw, poor Zimmy. Ok next!

Dib: here's a new telescope. I like you. You're cool. I dare you to eat this pie (hands pie)

Dib: Cool. (Eats pie) Good pie too.

Gaz: dance the tango with Gir. I SAID NOW!

Gir: YAY! I get to dance like a monkey!

Gaz: (growls)

(They both dance the tango. Gir enthusiastically and Gaz very stiffly. They finish and Gaz goes back to her Game Slave.)

Lyra: See that wasn't too bad, was it?

Gaz: Shut up before I end your life.

Tallest: I don't hate you guys. In fact, you're two of my favorite people. Maybe that's just cause I'm your servant? Whatever. Purple, I like torturing you regardless, so go bathe in ice water for the rest of the chapter. Red, here's a cherry-frosted donut (gives donut) UR MAH FAVE! I LOVE YOU!

Red: DONUT! XD

(While Red eats his donut, Purple is dragged to a strange looking dome with an ice cold bath in it. Nny dunks him in and strangely, no one can hear his screams of pain.)

Lyra: Sound proof dome. I thought it would come in handy one day.

Araya: Good choice.

Tak: i dont care about uuuuuuu so...yeah. quit being a hater so much. That's it.

Tak: I'm not a hater!

Juliet: No, you're just naturally grumpy.

Tak: Hey!

(Juliet sticks her tongue out at Tak. The Irken stomps off to the other side of the stage grumbling.)

Tootles! *poofs away in a cloud of smoke* *reappears* Oh, almost forgot! *Gives Red a HUUUUGE hug* BYE! XD *poofs away again*

Lyra: That was a lot of dares! I was hoping more people would submit some though.

Juliet: Who cares! That was fun! XD

Araya: Yes, yes, it was fun. Are we almost done?

Lyra: Nope! Gir and Mimi are gonna sing first.

Juliet: Wait, Mimi is here too?

Lyra: Yup! We just haven't mentioned her yet.

Juliet. Oh. Well let's get started! Here's Gir and Mimi!

I've got this friend

I don't think you know him

He's not much for words

He's hid in his hardened way

Oh I've got this friend

A loveless romantic

All that he really wants

Is someone to want him back

Ohh, if the right one came

If the right one came along

Ohh, If the right one came, along

I've got this friend

I don't think you know her

She sings a simple song

It sounds a lot like his

Oh I've got this friend

Holding onto her heart

Like it's a little secret

Like it's all she's got to give

Ohh, if the right one came

If the right one came along

Ohh, if the right one came, along

It'd be such a shame

(If they never meet)

She sounds lovely

(He sounds right out of a dream)

If only

(If only)

If only

Ohh

Ohh, if the right one came

If the right one came along

Ohh, (I've got this friend) if the right one came

If the right one came along

Ohh, (I've got this friend)

If the right one came, along

Lyra: Awww! They're so cute together! :')

Juliet: I never knew Mimi could sing.

Tak: Me neither.

Araya: Ok, now are we done?

Lyra: Wow Araya. Way to break a mood.

Juliet: Shouldn't we check on Zim and Purple? Make sure they're not dead?

Nny: Trust me. They're as dead as dead can be.

Lyra: We'll take your word on that. (snaps her fingers and revives them.)

Purple: What happened? Why do I hurt?

Zim: Why am I so dizzy?

Araya: Dares.

Zim/Purple: Oh.

Lyra: It's time to go guys!

Juliet: But we'll be back with more dares and craziness next time!

Araya: Big whoop.

Lyra/Juliet: BYE!