Yay! More dares! Ima happy girl! So sorry it took a while. I do have a life outside of this, so don't shun me! From now on, I'm going to put the dares from fanfiction and quibble onto the show. That way I have more material. Okay, ENJOY!
(Screaming can be heard backstage. There is a loud crash and the sound of a weapon can be heard. Lyra runs out carrying her new weapon, The Flaming Taser-Saw of Doom, and chases TheWingedAlchemist laughing like a maniac.)
Lyra: Come back here you chicken! You shall pay for taking so long to post this chapter! PAY!
TheWingedAlchemist: Get away you psychopath! Not my fault that I have a life outside of this! Now go away!
Araya: Calm down idiot. I don't want blood on our new weapon.
Lyra: Awww. Okay, let's start the dares then! First is FMA Freak from our Quibblo account.
XD I love Invader Zim and Nny! Hm... A dare... How about... The Tallests do the tango to Dib and Zim singing 'Stupid Girl' by Pink! I heart that song and I've always wanted to hear them sing it!
Purple: But I don't want to do the tango.
Zim: And I will not be forced to sing some song about stoopid hyooman girls. I WILL NOT!
Araya: Oh shut up! Or do I have to send Nny after you?
(The Tallests, Zim, and Dib gulp. Nny smiles evilly and pulls out his knife.)
Red: Fine! We'll do it! We'll do it!
(Dib and Zim start singing while Red and Purple dance the tango.)
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
Would despair
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude] (Red and Purple stop dancing.)
Red: Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
Purple: That was so not sexy, no
Red: Good one, can I borrow that?
Purple: *gags* No!
Red: [Vomits] I WILL BE SKINNY!
(They go back to dancing)
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would u **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(The song ends and the Tallests stop dancing. Everyone is laughing at how horribly, stupid funny it was.)
Lyra: That was really funny!
Araya: No dur stupid.
Lyra: Now our FanFiction dares!
I be Miss Author
XD So hard not to burst into random laughter. I fail! XDDDDDDDDD Okay, dares!
Juliet: Actually, his name is Harold according to the store pplz. And get over it. I was like, depressed when I wrote those stories...
Juliet: Who's he?
Lyra: You dummy! (whispers in her ear) Now say sorry!
Juliet: Sorry! And sorry you were depressed!
Zim: I likes you a lot, but I have to do something mean. Sowwee! (sics a chihuahua on him)
(Zim runs around screaming and everyone laughs.)
Gir: WHY YOU SO AWESOME? Most of my friends love you, including me! You get...(drum roll) YOUR VERY OWN MONKEY!
Gir: MONKEY! Ima name you Waffles!
Araya: Ok? O.o
Hosts: I is epic fail at names. I gives jou mah fave weapon: THE FLAMING TASER-SAW OF DOOOOOOM!
Lyra: (Holds up said weapon) I LOVE YOU! YOUS SOO AWSOMES!
Juliet: I wanna try it!
Lyra: (Irken form) NO! (Chases Juliet with The Flaming Taser-Saw of Doom then stops when Araya glares at her.)
Araya: Now that that's over, here's our next dare person.
TimIsaFunSucker
WHOOOOOOO! IT'S KAY-KAY, INSANE FANGIRL/HATER EXTRAORDINAIRE! WHO'S READY FOR SOME PAIN? *slaps Zim with the Electric Swordfish of PAIN, or ESoP* Heck yeah!
Zim: Ow! The pain! THE PAIN!
Okay, so here's a few innocent dares.
Gaz: You are totally epic. I want you to sing any Sumo Cyco song, but prefferably Danger.
Gaz: Fine.
It starts with a riot
A pure violent diet
The kids wanna try it
We're burning this town down
No vacancy baby
I want you to hate me
Cuz no one can save me
We're starting a fight tonight
Punks, they got nothing on me
Cuz I dance like a freak
If it's pleasure you seek
Shut up!
Don't speak to me ever
you think you're so clever
Well it's now or never for me
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
In human behavior
A far cry from nature
Take radical measures
To suffocate strangers
I'm young and I'm feisty
So tongue me and try me
You wanna play hooky
The fish gonna bite tonight
Punks, they got nothing on me
Just a damned little freak
If it's pleasure you seek
Shut up!
Don't speak to me softly
Sometimes I get bossy
But its never cost me
No oh oh
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
(Ou woah oh oh)
(Ou woah oh oh)
Danger!
(Ou woah oh oh)
(Ou woah oh oh)
We'll give you Danger
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
Danger!
Devil on your shoulder
Twisted paranoia
Danger!
Devil on your shoulder
Yeah, she's comin for ya
New Euphoria!
You forfeit yourself to me
Worship
Get on your knees
(ou woah oh oh, ou woah oh oh)
You must put your trust in me
Come with me
Love me please
(ou woah oh oh, ou woah oh oh)
Danger!
Devil on your shoulder
Twisted paranoia
Devil on your shoulder
Yeah, she's comin for ya
Could I be your danger
Could I be you stranger
Sin and savoir
Please me like no other fucker
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
Danger!
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
(Ou woah oh oh)
(Ou woah oh oh)
Danger!
(Ou woah oh oh)
(Ou woah oh oh)
We'll give you Danger
If you want it
If you want it
We'll give you Danger
Applause!
Lyra: Awesome! I'm gonna check out that song later!
Araya: You do that for every song suggested.
Lyra: I know right?
Araya: Whatever.
Tak: I don't get why so many people hate you. I personally think you're totally badass! You're actually my favorite character! Eitger way, I want you to sing Baby Doll Gone Wrong by Skye Sweetnam, and then sing I Don't Really Like You (also by Skye) to Zim.
Juliet: Cool! A double song dare!
Tak: At least someone likes me.
Araya: Their just pitying you.
(Tak sticks her tongue out and begins.)
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na
I am a new breed of doll
Psycho baby doll gone wrong
Toolbelt with a lollipop
Curling iron, Kalashnikov (an AK-47)
I am a new breed of doll
Fighting for a brave new world
Gas mask and a magic wand
Bulldozer and tutu on
Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong
She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise
Catch me
Can you still believe
My name
And can't you see this
Baby doll gone wrong
I am a new breed of doll
Crash helmet and halo on
Jackhammer and my apron
Throw my head back, sing a song
I am a new breed of doll
Mace you with my aerosol
Tinkerbell and S&M
Bumper car that has a brain
Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong
She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
And she bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise
Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall
Baby doll
I'll kick the boys and make them fall
Sugar and razor blade
Acid pink lemonade
That's how baby dolls are made
We misbehave
We misbehave
Load up, load up
March to the future
Lipstick, I might kill you or kiss ya
Baby doll gone wrong
She cries real tears
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She bleeds real blood
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise
In her bed tonight
Press the button right
She will glow so bright
She cries real tears
Cut her with a knife
She'll fight for her life
But it's you who dies
Surprise, surprise
Applause!
I know what you're trying to do
Make me fall for you
Oh why
I'd like you to leave
And leave me alone
Everywhere I go,
You'll always be there,
Try to give you hints to leave
[But it's like it came of the other ear]
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
Why have you done this to me
You know I'm busy
Oh why
I've been nice so far
But I can't take it anymore
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothing to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You heard what I said
I said I don't really like you
Time passes by
And you wonder why
I'm not gonna lie
You mean nothing to me
I don't care what you do
I don't care about you
I don't care get a clue
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
You and your friends are dense
You don't make any sense
It's all at your expense
Cause I don't really like you, I don't really like you
Applause again!
Lyra: Awesome!
Araya: You said that last time.
Lyra: So? Your point is?
Araya: (growls) I wouldn't push it if I were you.
Lyra: (gulp) S-sorry.
Now...for some...not so nice dares... :)
Dib: I send you to Aperture Science to deal with GLaDOS. She needs a new test subject. Have fun running away from a hommicidal robot/computer system!
Dib: Not fair!
Araya: Too bad.
(She snaps her fingers and he poofs away.)
Zim: Fall in a pit of boiling water. And pirhanas. And death. And hell-snakes. (mutters under breath) So many hell-snakes...
Zim: That's not fair! You cannot throw your superiors into pits of hell! YOU CAN NOT!
Araya: Shut up stupid. You're only the highest ranked Irken. Not human.
(She pushes him into the pit. His screams of pain and terror can be heard and then there is silence.)
Araya: (evilly) I think I'll keep this pit for a few chapters.
(Everyone steps back nervously a few steps. Nny and Araya laugh insanely.)
Um...I'm really bad at names. The one who likes to torture and who's name starts with an A? You and Nny get VooDoo dolls.
Araya: The names Araya. A-r-a-y-a. Araya!
Lyra: Give her credit. She got the first letter right. And you got a voodoo doll.
Araya: Hey, that's right! (She snaps her fingers and holds her new Lyra voodoo doll. She starts to poke it with a needle. Nny gets a doll of an unknown person and starts to stab it repeatedly while giggling madly.)
Lyra: Ow! Hey what's that for? Ow!
Araya: It's funny.
*throws a Bible at Zim's head* BIBLE FIGHT! (inside joke.)
Araya: He's still in the pit.
Oh wells, I be done. :) Kthnxbai! X3
Juliet: That was fun.
Lyra: (still being poked by Araya) I don't- Ow- like it.
Juliet: Anyways, last but not least, here's DarkDemonGirl1985
Yo, dudes. Whaddup? I have a few dares for ya'all.
Zim: considering ur my fave, i'm giving ya TWO dares ^^ The first is that you have to act like Keef for the whole chapter, even if it ends up getting you killed by Nny, Gaz, Tak, or whoever. That means you have to act overly cheerful and annoying (more than you're usualy are), and you have to be obsessed with being friends with Dib, like Keef is with u. Kay, da second dare is to sing Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heros (ft... Dib ^^) to... hmmm, to make it random, Lyra, who luvs Zimmy like i do 8) at the end of the chap, when you act normal again. Enjoy. 8D
Juliet: Big block of text.
Lyra: Awww! My Zimmy gets to sing to me! And it's my favorite song! XD
Araya: I guess I have to bring those two losers back then.
Juliet/Lyra: Their not losers!
(Araya sighs and snaps her fingers bringing back a scared for life Dib and a completely terrified Zim. Araya points to Zim.)
Araya: You! Act like that dork Keef and be friends with Dib. And you have to sing a song to lovey dovey over there with Dib. And just so you won't break character, (She sprays him with a personality spray) this will help you.
Zim: I feel so happy right now! Isn't it a great day Dib? Let's go to the fair later or the circus or the-
Dib: Stop it before I destroy you.
(Lyra shoves two mics toward them. Dib sighs and takes his while Zim excitedly takes his.)
Zim: Oh boy, we're gonna sing? I love singing! What about you Dib? Do you like singing?
Dib: (sighs) Let's get this over with.
My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
If I was just another dusty record on the shelve
Will you blow me off and play me like everybody else
If I ask you to scratch my back, could you manage that
Like it read well, check it Travie, I can handle that
Furthermore, I apologize for any skipping tracks
'Cause this the last girl that played me left a couple cracks
I used to used to used to used to, now I'm over that
Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts
If I could only find a note to make you understand
I'd sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand
Keep it stuck inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart is a stereo that only plays for you
My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh So sing along to my stereo
If I was an old school, fifty pound boombox
Would you hold me on your shoulder, wherever you walk
Would you turn my volume up before of the cops
And crank it higher everytime they told you to stop
And all I ask is that you don't get mad at me
When you have to purchase mad D batteries
Appreciate every mixtape your friends make
You never know we come and go like we're on the interstate
I think finally found a note to make you understand
If you can hear it, sing along and take me by the hands
Keep myself inside your head, like your favorite tune
And know my heart is a stereo that only plays for you
My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh So sing along to my stereo
I only pray you never leave me behind
Because good music can be so hard to find
I take your head and hold it closer to mine
Thought love was dead, but now you're changing my mind
My heart's a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh So sing along to my stereo
Lyra: Aww! Zimmy, you're the best!
(She runs over and hugs Zim in a fan girlish way.)
Zim: I like you too! =)
Lyra: XD
Dib: Eh, i don't hate you, but ur not exactly on the top fave list, maybe just on the bottom top faves. I dare ya to... admit to everyone ur crazy and Zim is NOT an alien and then be nice to Zim. Not overly nice, like Zim's gotta be, just not ur usual mean self. And definitely not even try to get Zim to be exposed 8) I think that's all for that.
Dib: Why should I do that? It will ruin my reputation! And I'm not mean
Araya: You have no reputation.
Dib: I still won't say it.
(Araya holds upp the Taser Saw of Doom and waves it in front of him.)
Dib: Fine! Fine! I'm crazy and Zim is not an alien. There? Happy?
Araya: Yep. Now you have to be nice to Zim. Now go be friends with him.
Dib: (walks over to Zim) Lets… be… friends.
Zim: Yay! I'm so happy! Lets go to the movies or maybe the park! Oh we're gonna have so much fun together! How about we-
(Dib snatches the Flaming Taser-Saw of Doom from Lyra and uses it on Zim. Let's just say it wasn't pretty.)
Lyra: ZIMMY!
Araya: That… was awesome!
Dib: (panting) Finally… he's gone! I never want to go through that again!
Araya: Couldn't agree more. Anyways, lets continue!
Tak: Ur my least fave so all i'ma daring ya to do is to make up a wacky song with only the words "wacky wacky dooooo!" and proceed to sing it to Nny's face, and keep singing it, even when he destroys u :)
Tak: Oh crap.
Araya: Go on. Or do I have to bring Zim back and have him annoy you.
Tak: NO! I'll do it! Anything but that! Hey Nny!
Nny: What?
Tak: Wacky wacky dooo! Wacky do do wacky wac-
(A horrible repeat of what happened with the Tallests comes again. Again, not pretty.)
Araya: Good job Nny. Good job.
Nny: I hate… that… word!
Lyra: We know. We know.
Gir: Hmmmm, how bout be a smart SIR for a chapter, okie dokie? ^^ Or THE TALLEST, MAKE HIM SMART, U *******! 8(
Lyra: Umm… we tried that before. Let's just say it's impossible.
Araya: There is nothing that can make that robot smart.
Gir: …
Everyone: O.o
The Tallest: I hate u guys so i'm not really sure what to have ya do. It has to be something REALLY painful, even more than that "wacky" thing u did in the last two chaps. Hmmmm... how bout this: Go for the whole Dare show without eating a single snack.
Red: How dare you!
Purple: Not even one?
Nothing. Nadda. Not unless you know this answer to my question: Who is the only character in Phineas and Ferb, another cartoon show, who's only said "Where's Perry" once in the entire show, and has even admited it? And don't ask for the answer or even look it up. I will give u a list of characters to guess from: Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Mom, Dad, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Stacy, Jeremy, Coltrane, Roger, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and the Ballpit Kid. Get that answer right, and u are free to eat as many snacks as u want. ^^
Lyra: I love that show! Ferb is my favorite character! He's got green hair!
Red: Come again?
Araya: This is sooo easy.
Purple: I say the doctor! He sounds evil!
Red: I'll go with what he said.
(ps to the three hosts, if they try to guess, Stacy is the answer. Don't tell anyone, though ;) )
Juliet: EHHHHH! Wrong! It's Stacy. No snacks for you!
Red/Purple: NOOOOOO!
(They both faint from horror. This is kinda weird.)
Lyra: So many dead and unconscious people.
Araya: I know! It's so awesome!
Gaz: Hmmm, ur cool, so all i want u to do is kiss Zim on the cheek 3 Then maybe something like L O V E will happen ^_^
Gaz: No.
Lyra: He's dead anyways.
Juliet: Can't you just bring him back to life?
Lyra: Uhhhh… my powers have temporarily been disabled. Sorry!
Aaaaand i think that's all. I'm out! PEACE, YA HOMIES!
Araya: Ok. Well that's all for now. We're just gonna go now. Pretend there's not a bunch of people lying on the floor, kay?
Lyra: Suuuurrre. Bai peoples!