WOOT! WOOT! We now present a new, special chapter of the IZ Dare Show of Doomy Awsomeness! Bow before its supremeness!
(The curtains open to start the show and, oddly, instead of our hosts, there are three cats sitting in their place.)
Grey and white tabby: Hello everyone! It's me Lyra! In honor of posting the next chapter of the New Destiny, which has taken 3 months to post, (glares over at TheSpiritAlchemist*) Everyone shall be cats for this entire chapter!
Black and grey she-cat: Hiya! It's me Juliet! (giggles) I looks like a kitty!
Dark ginger and black tabby: I guess that leaves me. If you haven't guessed already, it's me, Araya. (growls) I hate this show.
Lyra: Let's bring out the cast! I gave The Tallests a day off, but if they have dares, I'll bring them back. Ok, GIGI! Bring our peoples out!
(A small grey she-cat with a black stripe going down her back and green eyes bounces out with the catified cast behind her. *I'll put the description behind their names at first so you know what they look like!*)
Lyra: Awww! They look sooo cute!
Zim(green with black paws, maroon eyes): The almighty Zim is not cute! No Irken invader is cute!
Lyra: Awww!
(She runs over and glomps him, much to his dismay. Dib (black with grey splash on chest. Amber eyes) chuckles, but is soon glomped by Juliet.)
Dib: How can she still do that?
Araya: Never underestimate the power of a fan girl.
Zim/Dib: (growls. Litterly, they growl.)
Lyra: Oh and I also have two guest stars! Here they are!
(Lyra slaps her tail on the stage and two cats appear. One a golden tom with an automail fore leg and back leg and the other a cat made of armor.)
Lyra: Its Ed and Al from Full Metal Alchemist! :3
(Both look confused and dazed, until they find out that their cats. Al looks a little happy but shocked while Ed is completely flipping out.)
Ed: What the h- am I doing as a cat and where are we?
Juliet: Your on our dare show and we are having a special, so we're all cats!
Ed: Oh great, just what I need. Another show run by fan girls to p- me off. Can we leave?
Araya: I like this kid. Kinda small though.
Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN SO SMALL THAT HE CAN RIDE A GRASSHOPPER LIKE IT'S A DINOSAUR!
Araya: I didn't say all that. And no you can't leave, unless you want to go through security.
(Nny [black tom with dark grey stripes. Grey eyes.] peaks his head from behind the curtain, growling and claws unsheathed. Ed thinks about it then shakes his head.)
Araya: I thought not. It's not like you're going to be dragged into this, this is a dare show for another show, not yours.
Ed: Good. I can watch other people be torchered and not me. And I don't think Al is leaving anytime soon either.
(He gestures to Al, who watching in amusement as Gir and Gigi torment Mimi [she's in her disguise])
Araya: As I said, I like this guy. Ok then, let's have some fun!
lunathehalfbreed
I haz darez!
First:HIIIIII JONNNNNY~!*hugs him*:3
(Nny growls and his eye twitches.)
Okay,dare time.
Zim:You are to,uh,fly around the world less then eighty days,without your voot!
Zim: How am I supposed to do that? I look like one of your disgusting Earth monkeys and I CAN'T FLY!
Juliet: Take a plane. They're easier.
Araya: Now go! (slaps her tail and Zim poofs away.) That'll keep him busy for a while.
GIR:*squeels*You are soooooooooo kayoooooote!X3*hands him a rubber moose and cupcakes*
Gir (silver tom with cyan blue eyes): Yaaaayyy! I gots a moosey and cupecakes!
Tallests:*stares at tham demonically*I hate you with every bone in my body and I shall torture you to your very are to take an acid bath then after that I want you to go to the planet that has all the broken glass.(they mentioned it before in one episode,but I forgot which one)Now I will melt your face off.* proceeds to do so*
Lyra: I've got something better. (slaps her tail)
….somewhere on the massive…..
Red: I can't believe we got the day off!
Purple: I know! It's so great!
…
Red: Soooo… what do you want to do?
Purple: I don't know.
(As soon as Lyra brings her tail down they are randomly teleported to a pit full of acid, lava, and billions upon billions of broken glass shards.)
….at the studio…..
Lyra/Araya/Nny: (laughing insanely and manically)
Everyone else: O.o
Al: Are they usually that scary?
Juliet: Araya and Nny, yes. Lyra is like this 50% of the time.
Al: Oh.
Dib:I've been called a female version of you by my ,here's what I want you to do:help me find actual aliens here!And that aren't Irken!And no,I'm not exactly a fangirl.
Dib: I can do that, but it'll have to be when I'm not a cat. (glares at Lyra who smiles innocently and shrugs.)
Hrm...That's it for !Oh,hang on a sec.*give Nny a hug again*Okay,bai now!*disappears*
Nny: (growls and twitches)
Juliet: Well… that was interesting. Next please!
XxDoomygrlxX
Nice story title, I feel honored bro. (even if you didn't think of it that way) XD How about some dares?
Red: So few snacks...I laugh at you. Ha-HA!
Purple: You have an awesome voice. You knew that?
Lyra: Despite my hate for the dude, he does have a good voice. He reminds me of Pleakly from Lilo and Stitch!
Dib: I dare you to meet John Lennon!...There's no harm in that, I'm sure of.
Araya: I don't want to send anymore talking cats out, but I'll send him when he's un- catified.
Zim: Sing any song from the Beatles of your choice.
Zim: Why do I have to sing about bugs!
Lyra: It's a band! I like those guys! And your guna sing Yellow Submarine cause its mah favorite song by them!
Zim: Fine. Only because I have to.
Araya: And sing loud! We can't lower the mic for you because we're all too small!
Ed: (growls)
Zim: Fine.
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,
So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found the sea green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play.
(Trumpets play)
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
(Full speed ahead, Mr. Barkley, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
All together! All together!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Captain! Captain!)
As we live a life of ease(life of ease)
Every one of us(every one of us) has all we need,(has all we need)
Sky of blue,(sky of blue) and sea green,(sea of green)
In our yellow(In our yellow) submarine.(submarine) ( Haha! )
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
(fading)
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in a yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
Applause!
Lyra: I like that song.
Araya: So you do. So you do.
Uhh, that's all I can think of. Peace people, spread the love and scream at a banana!
(Lyra screams at a banana.)
Araya: Not literally you nitwit! Next!
TeamMarshallLee
'Sup, girl? Juliet here. I FINALLY rememberred the dare I thought up but forgot! Ok, here it iz...
(Everyone turns to Juliet.)
Juliet: What? Who said I couldn't submit some dares?
Zim: You must give a massive hug to my Bestie, Lyra! Lyra, I don't care if you no want a hug, Zim's givin' ya one. ;)
Zim:I can't give her a hug! I'm a cat for the gods sake!
Juliet: She managed to glomp you.
Zim: She's a fan girl. They can do that.
Lyra: Fine. You can lick me then.
Zim: WHAT? But that's like kissing you in cat form!
Lyra: Yup!
Everyone: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Zim: Fine!
(He goes up and gives her a quick lick on the cheek. Lyra squeals and faints. Zim goes to the Emo Depression Corner of Shame.)
Ed: Is it always like this here?
Araya: Yup.
Dib: I luv ya, boy, but I must be mean just this once. You must go jump into a vat filled with chili and marshmallows, and swim around for a little while, while hosts and Nny throw cookies at you. I FEEL SO EVIL! (Why must all my Dib dares involve food torture? XD
Dib: Why me?
Juliet: Because I'm weird like that and I have an evil side to!
Dib: (sarcastically) Oh yeah. I forgot.
Araya: Let's see how long the cat can swim in chili before he drowns!
Everyone (except Dib): OK!
(Dib jumps into the vat of chili and marshmallows and begins to swim. Our wonderful hosts and security guard start to throw cookies and the rare hammer at him. Finally, after 30 minutes of doing this, they let him out. Then Gir and Gigi attack him with licks because he tastes like the chili. Then the two proceed to eat the entire vat of chili, hammers and all.)
Araya: That was fun.
Ed: Yeah! Way better than I thought this would turn out!
Al: This is kinda mean, don't you think?
Araya/Ed: Who cares! This is fun!
Tak: I don't really like you, so you have to dance randomly in a frog suit while singing a "wacky" song for Nny. Hehhehehehehe...
Tak(purplish blue fur, purple eyes): (groans) Not this again!
Juliet: You have to do this anyways! It's required!
Al: (whispers to Lyra) Is it really?
Lyra: (whispers back) No. We just don't like her.
Al: Oh.
(Nny realizes what Juliet wants Tak to do and goes ahead and kills her so he doesn't have to go through the nightmare for the third time in a row.)
Nny: (muttering under his breath) Stupid f-ing teenagers always p-ing me off. Stupid aliens… now I'm a f-ing cat… (growls) wacky… I hate that f-ing word…
Lyra: (unsurely) Umm… I think we should lay off the… umm… 'w' word dares for a while, it's not very good for our safety.
Juliet: O.o…. I think I agree with you on that one.
Gaz: Your super awesome! I even went as you for Halloween! I know, a little creepy, but whatever. Anyway, since your cool, you can have this chicken. His name is Joel. Joel The Chicken.
Gaz(purple tabby, amber eyes): Eh… (goes back to playing her Game Slave)
Joel the Chicken: Bock! (pulls out his own Game Slave and begins to play it.)
Araya: That's not weird at all.
Lyra: I have a pet rabid pop tart named Bob!
(She pulls out a strawberry pop tart with stick arms and beady eyes. He growls at every one then begins to chase Juliet around. For some odd reason, Nny takes a liking to him and begins stroke the pop tart.)
Lyra: Awww! He like him!
Araya: Still, that's not weird at all.
Tallests: YOU MUST SING SOME OWL CITY FOR MEH! I don't care which song, just any old Owl City song. Preferably Rainbow Veins, but whatevs you want.
And... That's all. HI LYRA!
Juliet, OUT!
Lyra: Since the Tallests are still in that pit of horror, I'm gonna have Roy come and sing it to ya! You are his fangirl anyways so… Here he is!
(She slaps her tail down and a dark blue cat with red paws appears in a puff of smoke. He looks around then sighs.)
Roy: Oh. It's one of those places again.
Juliet: OMYGOD! ITS ROY! (she glomps Roy.)
Roy: (sighs)
Lyra: You have to sing a song to her or I'll have Nny beat you up. K?
Roy: (growls) I hate these shows.
(Ed snickers. Roy turns to glare at him as if he knew he had been sitting there this whole time. Padding up to center stage he begins.)
High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue
Everywhere is balanced there like a rainbow above you
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard
For heaven's sake, keep me awake
So I won't be caught off guard
Clearly I am a passerby but I'll find a place to stay
Dear pacific day, won't you take me away?
Small town hearts of the New Year
Brought down by gravity, crystal clear
City fog and brave dialog converge on the frontier
Make haste, I feel your heartbeat
With new taste for speed, out on the street
Find a road to a humble abode where both of our routes meet
The silver sound is all around and the colors fall like snow
The feeling of letting go, I guess we'll never know
Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow
Above you and shoot it through your veins
'Cause your heart has a lack of color
And we should've known
That we'd grow up sooner or later
'Cause we wasted all our free time alone
Your nerves gather with the altitude
Exhale the stress so you don't come unglued
Somewhere there is a happy affair, a ghost of a good mood
Wide eyed, panic on the getaway
The high tide could take me so far away
VCR's and motorcars unite on the seventh day
A popular gauge will measure the rage of the new post modern age
'Cause somewhere along the line all the decades align
We were the crashing whitecaps on the ocean
And what lovely seaside holiday away
A palm tree in Christmas lights, my emotion
Struck a sparkling tone like a xylophone
As we spent the day alone
Applause!
Juliet: WHOOHOO!
Lyra: Calm down girl! Don't get too excited!
Juliet: Your one to talk! You are the same way with Ed and Zim.
Lyra: Oh yeah! (runs over to Ed and glomps him.)
Lyra: I forgot to do this at the start of the show.
Ed: How does she do that! She's a f-ing cat for crying out loud!
Zim: I feel your pain.
Araya: Now we're going to have Ed and Al come up and sing a song, then Me, Lyra, and Juliet are gona finish it off with a Christmas song because… It's Christmas!
(Ed groans. Roy smirks and turns to him.)
Roy: Now Fullmetal, your're not a chicken, are you? I would expect you of all people to not be afraid to sing in front of a few measly people.
Ed: Shut up! I'm not a chicken!
(He stomps up to center stage with Al right behind him.)
Lyra: Gigi! Start the music!
Gigi: Yes masta!
Juliet: Now, Ed and Al!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and ghouls,
Step right up!
Behind this curtain lies a ghastly concoction
Of delight, horror, fantasy and terror!
Your every wish is our command,
Your every whimsical desire brought to life.
But I'm warning you, there's always a price -
Welcome to the greatest show unearthed!
The dark carnival is in town,
You'd better be ready:
Just follow the parade
Of dancing skeletons;
Full of ghoulish delights
Around every corner -
Don't tell your parents you're here,
They will soon be mourners
Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete
I will be your ticket taker -
Come inside, it's a dream!
Enter the fun house of mirrors,
No one can hear you scream.
We can supply anything
That your heart desires,
But the consequences
Will surely be dire.
Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete
Come inside
For the ride,
Your deepest darkest fears
The best night
Of your life,
You're never leaving here
The unknown,
The unseen,
Is what you're gonna find
Witness this,
Witness that,
Until you lose your mind!
Welcome to the lower birth,
The greatest show unearthed:
We appear without a sound,
The darkest show around,
We will leave you in a daze -
Madness, murder, dismay!
We will disappear at night,
With blood on the concrete
Applause!
(Lyra, Araya, and Juliet step up and begin.)
I broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I put a tack on teacher's chair
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.
Applause!
Araya: Well, that pretty much wraps up our show for today!
Lyra: Actually, no it doesn't.
Juliet: What are you talking about?
Araya: Yeah! I want to go home!
Everyone: YEAH!
Lyra: I have an announcement! You've seen our guest stars, correct?
Audience: Yep!
Lyra: This is a stupid idea, but how bout we have them as part of the show from now on? Ed, Al, and Roy!
Ed/Al/Roy: No!
Lyra: Shut up! It's up to our wonderful viewers out there. So, here's what you do. Just either say yes, you want those three to star on the show from now on, or no, you don't want them to. Our genius author hasn't figured out to make a poll yet, so…
TheSpiritAlchemist: Hey! Not my fault!
Lyra: Whatever. If we get five votes from yes, they'll stay. If there's five from no, they won't.
Ed/Roy/Al: Say no!
Ed: It was fun to watch these losers get tortured, but I sure as h- don't want to be!
Lyra: Oh hush! Anyways, I just thought it would be cool to have more people.
Juliet: Ok, well I guess it time to-
(Jaws theme song plays)
Araya: Oh great, what now?
(A grey cat with darker grey splashes pads on stage. She smiles happily.)
Rene: I'm back! :]
(Everyone screams in terror and begins to run in circles.)
Rene: Well, I guess that's a wrap, since the others are too busy being scared. I can't imagine why. (shrugs) Oh well. Bai! Bai!
Oh great. Rene's back. She just wouldn't get off my back when I took her from the show. By the way she's mah sis. The little star you see when I first put my username up is because in the last chapter I put TheWingedAlchemist. My bad. My name was going to be TheWingedAlchemist, but someone else had taken it and I had already uploaded the chapter before I knew this so just clearing it up. Anyways, Merry Christmas! Spread some holiday cheer and fight some evil gingerbread man cookies. Their pure evil. EVIL! Ba Bai!