Yay! We're a hit! Not a big one… But we're a hit! Tacos for everyone! (It begins to rain tacos from the sky.) Woohoo! Kk. So, so, so sorry it took so long! I have things to do at home and skool and it just takes forever to type this. Anyways, let's begin! And as always, enjoy!
(Lyra and Ed walk on stage arguing.)
Lyra: I swear, I'm better then you at everything.
Ed: Can you do alchemy?
Lyra: No
Ed: Exactly.
Lyra: Well, can you do this? (turns into her Irken form.)
Ed: No.
Lyra: Just proves that I'm better then you.
Ed: No you aren't.
Lyra: Yes I am.
Ed: No you aren't.
Lyra: Yes I am.
Ed: No you aren't!
Lyra: Yes I am!
Ed: No you aren't!
Lyra: Yes I am!
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought-
you crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-
A-A-A-A-N'T-! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you c-a-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest!
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
(The others walk in as they finish. Araya notices the FMA gang.)
Araya: Are those creeps still here?
Lyra: They're not creeps! Besides, the voting's not over yet! (mutters) No one's voted yet.
Araya: Ok. I hate to ask, but where's Rene?
Lyra: I locked her in her room with some Twilight. Too bad she enjoys it.
Everyone: (shudders) EW… Twilight.
Ed: I can't believe I have the same name as that sorry excuse of a vampire.
Lyra: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! Fairy princesses with tiny wings do, vampires turn into dusty vampire confetti!
Juliet: As you have told me many times before.
Araya: Sheesh, calm down!
Juliet: Can we start the dares now?
Cast: (groans)
Araya: Oh shut up! Gigi, who's first?
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Ha! Ha! Emo Depression Corner of Shame. That's bloody brilliant! Sorry, I feel very British today.
Anywayz, I know I probably can't vote cuz I'm a host and it wouldn't be fair to veiwers, so i just gonna comment cuz I cant think of any dares.
Also, am I the only one who burst out laughing when Araya sang that she broke a bat over Johnny's head because I thought she meant Nny? LOL
Lyra: At this point, we'll take anyone's vote.
Araya: I did break a bat over Nny's head.
Everyone(cept Nny): How are you not dead?
Araya: I have my ways. (she glances toward Nny. He ducks behind the curtain.) Next!
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Zim: Call Nny wacky and see what happens. :)
Lyra: We all agreed not to do the 'w' word dares for a while. Safety reasons.
Zim: Whew.
Dib: Have you seen the Matrix? It's pretty cool. And you look kinda like Neo. Especially with your jacket on.
Dib: Thanks!
Lyra: Aww! Dib got a compliment!
Dib: Shut up.
Juliet: I still love you Dib!
(She starts to chase him.)
Araya: Moving on…
Gir: Do the Soulja Boy! AND HERE ARE SOME TACOS!
Gir: Tacos!
(They play the song and Gir does the Soulja Boy. He does it pretty well actually. Everyone stares for a few minutes, then begin to clap happily. Well, he's not completely hopeless.)
Araya: Awesome!
Gir: Yay!
Gaz: Play DDR with Gir! XD
Gaz: No.
(Everyone turns to Araya.)
Araya: I'm not forcing her. She scares the crap out of me!
Lyra: Yet you're not scared of Nny.
Araya: (blushes) He's different.
(Lyra grins, but lets out a yelp of pain as she is splashed with water.)
Lyra: (smoking) I hate you.
Araya: Thanks.
Invader Tyleana
I have DARES.
Tak: I dare you to kiss Dib, hug Zim, give a gift to Tallest Red and give nachos to Tallest Purple. I just REALLY don't like you so... yah.
Juliet/Tak/Dib: NO!
Lyra: Yep.
Dib: I'm not kissing an alien.
Lyra: You don't have a choice! }:)
(She snaps her fingers and makes the two kiss. They pull back, each blushing.)
Lyra: Aww! They like each other! XD
Dib: (blushing) S-shut up!
Tak: (also blushing) Y-yeah! It was just a d-dare!
Lyra: Whatever! XD
(Snapping them again, she has Tak hug Zim, give Red a gift, and give Purple the nachos.)
Tak: You suck.
Lyra: I know.
Gaz: I like you :) have a cupcake *tosses cupcake*
Gaz: Thanks. (goes back to playing her Game Slave.)
Dib: Go rot in h*ll. after Tak does her dare.
Dib: Why do you hate me?
Juliet: I don't!
Rene(from her room): I don't either!
Zim: I have a poem for you :) Here goes.
For all of my life, I've wanted to kill someone like you
Someone with an ego like yours and a brain too
Your gonna go on a date with Tak, the birds will sing
and YOUR GONNA PAY FOR CROSSING ME.
Heres a meat covered in barbeque sauce *throws*
(Zim runs around screaming.)
Lyra: I guess you're gonna have to go on a date with her.
(She snaps her fingers and the two disappear.)
Lyra: At least I still have my Ed!
(She runs over and glomps a startled Ed. He tries to shake her off.)
Ed: Why does she do this?
Araya: She's a fangirl. It's what she does best.
Ed: Get off!
Lyra: You're so cute when you're angry!
Ed: (growls)
Juliet: Glomp feast!
(She runs over and glomps Roy, who is surprised at first but lets her glomp him.)
Araya: You pervert.
(Roy shrugs as the two fangirls continue with their glomping.)
Gir: Ur so cute... have some Tuna :) *gives*
Gir: TUUUNNNAAA! XD
MiMi: I don't like you. at all. go jump in the ocean in an area of sharks :)
Gir: No! You can't hurt her. She's purty!
Everyone: Awww!
Gir: Please don't hurt her. She mah girlfriend!
Everyone: Awww!
(Zim and Tak come back from their date. Zim sees Gir hugging Mimi.)
Zim: Wait, I will not allow Gir to date the enemies' robot. I WON'T!
Araya: Too bad! Their cute together! And if you try to intervene, (pulls out the Flaming Taser-Saw of Doom)
Zim: Y-yes mam!
I have ONE last dare for Tak, Gaz, Dib, and Zim!
You guys have to sing "All About Us" by TaTu!
BYE!
Lyra: (still glomping Ed) I love that song! It's awesome!
Ed: GET… OFF…
Lyra: Nope! And now, Zim, Tak, Dib, and Gaz!
They say
Don't trust
You, me, we, us
So we'll fall
If we must
Cause it's you, me
And it's all about
It's all about
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us
all about us
We'll run away if we must
'Cause ya know
It's all about us(It's all about us)
It's all about love(It's all about us)
In you I can trust(It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you
They hurt me too
So we'll rise up
Won't stop
And it's all about
It's all about
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know(ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us
all about us
We'll run away if we must
'Cause ya know
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about love (It's all about us)
In you I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
They don't know
They can't see
Who we are
Fear is the enemy
Hold on tight
Hold on to me
'Cause tonight
It's all about us
It's all about
All about us
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
All about us
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
There's a thing that they can't touch
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
We'll run away if we must
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about
All about us (all about us)
We'll run away if we must
'Cause ya know (ah ah)
It's all about us (all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about love (It's all about us)
In you I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
APPLAUSE!
Lyra: That. Was. AWESOME!
Araya: You say that every time.
Juliet: I didn't think that they could sing that well together.
Araya: Yep… NEXT!
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12/25/11 . chapter 5
* rofling sooo hard* nevr hav laughed so hard in my life ( well bit of an understatment) but i am hooked on these now. I now hav some freaken awesome dares *laughs evily*
Tak: well I dont like u all that much, so I want u to sing a love song to Zim for ur own embarasment! Mwahahahaaa!
Tak: I will not sing for that sorry excuse of an invader!
Zim: At least I became an invader Tak-beast! You got stuck as a sanitation drone!
Tak: Stay out of this Zim!
Al: Well, she didn't say you couldn't choose your own song.
Tak: Oh yeah! }:) Hey Mimi! Throw me a mic!
(Mimi salutes and throws a microphone to Tak.)
Tak: All right, here I go!
Head under water and they tell me
To breathe easy for awhile
The breathing gets harder even i know that
Made room for me it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands
I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well
But you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you ask for it
'Cause you need one you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me its make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
All you have is leaving
I'm gonna need a better reason
To write you a love song today… today
I learned the hard way that they all say
Things you wanna hear
My heavy heart sinks deep down under
You and your twisted words
Your help just hurts
You are not what i thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that i need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as i am
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you ask for it
'Cause you need one you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me its make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving
I'ma need a better reason
To write you a love song today
Promise me you'll leave the light on
To help me see daylight my guide gone
'cause i believe there's a way
You can love me because i say
I won't write you a love song
'Cause you ask for it
'Cause you need one you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'Cause you tell me its make or breaking this
Is that why you wanted a love song?
'Cause you asked for it
'Cause you need one you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me its make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe I'll walk the seven seas
When I believe that there's a reason
To write you a love song today… today
APPLAUSE!
Lyra: Hee, hee! Tak found a loophole!
Araya: You're still glomping him?
Lyra: YEP!
Ed: Help me! I still can't get her off!
Araya: (chuckles) Guess you aren't as strong as you say.
Ed: (growls) She's a fangirl. They're the strongest out of everyone.
(Araya laughs and pulls out The Cup of No Mercy* and splashes Lyra. She jumps away hissing in pain and anger. Araya laughs.)
Araya: Water works wonders on her. (looks to Roy who still has Juliet glomping him.) Do you want some help with her?
Roy: I'm good.
Ed/Araya: Pervert.
Zim: Nothing against u, I just like to see ppl ( and aliens) in pain. I want u to wear a full body suit (like ladt gaga) made of meat and hav gir eat it off u.
Zim: Oh great.
(The meat suit appears out of nowhere. Zim runs around screaming with Gir chasing him. Finally, he passes out and Gir finishes off the suit. Thankfully, Zim had his uniform on underneath.)
Lyra: That was weird.
Tallests; I rly hate u. So *hehehe* I want u to sit in a tub of meat and water for the whole show! Feel my wrath!
Lyra: They're still on vacation, but I can still do something!
(She snaps her fingers. On the massive, The Tallests are still recovering from the last dare. They are suddenly falling into a 16ft pool of meat and water. Well, nice knowing you two! )
Also, Zim and Dib are MINE! anyone touches them I will find u. Drop u from 6 feet in the air and bury u 6 feet under ground! jk but rly ;3 they r mine.
Lyra/Juliet: In your dreams!
Araya: Let's move on.
Moo Imma Cow
XD absolutely BRILLIANT! I laugh at your randomness!
I gotz some darez for yall.
Zim: Have a barbeque sauce bath. *evil smile*
Araya: Yeesh! (snaps her fingers and revives Zim. Before he realizes what's happening, he is dunked into a pool of barbeque sauce. Poor Zim! He's had a rough day, hasn't he?)
Tak: I command ye to hug Nny! Hahahahahaha!
Araya/Tak: No!
Lyra: What's the matter Araya? Don't like people hugging your boyfriend?
Araya: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
Juliet: Sure he isn't!
Nny: If you both don't shut up, I will tear you apart limb from limb!
Lyra/Juliet: Y-yes sir!
Araya: Anyways, no hugging Nny!
Tak: Phew!
Araya: Let's let her join Zim instead!
Tak: NO!
(Araya snaps her fingers and Tak disappears.)
Gir: YOUR SO CUTE! I love-ed you so much, you can have this waffle cake. (gives cake to cutie Gir)
Gir: Awww! I love you too! WAFFLES!
Ok I be done. Also, tell Juliet that Dib is MINE! I am willing to fight her for Dib! And I shall if she doesn't like my Dib-Love!
Juliet: Back off! He's mine!
Lyra: You tell em' girl! Now, we shall have a rap battle! Oh yeah! And you dare-er-ers shall vote for the winners!
Araya: Wait, who said we could-
Lyra: It shall be Dib vs. Ed! Dib shall go first!
Dib: Wait, I didn't agree to this!
Lyra: Too bad! Now, who do you want to help you do the other person's part?
Dib: I guess I'll take Alphonse, if he doesn't mind.
Al: Sure.
Lyra: Ok then, here's Dib and Al!
*We touch I feel a rush
We clutch it isn't much
But it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us
Its lust, it's torturous
You must be a sorcerous cause you just
Did the impossible
Gained my trust don't play games it'll be dangerous
If you fuck me over
Cause if I get burnt imma show you what its like to hurt
Cause I been treated like dirt before ya
And love is evil
Spell it backwards i'll show ya
Nobody knows me im cold
Walk down this road all alone
Its no ones fault but my own
It's the path ive chosen to go
Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever so
Don't ask me why I have no love for these mufuckin hos
Bloodsuckin' suckubusses what the fuck is up with this
Ive tried in this department but I aint had no luck with this
Its sucks but its exactly what I thought it would be
Like tryin to start over
I gotta hole in my heart im some kind of emotional roller-coaster
Somethin I won't go on til you toy with my emotion so its over
Its like an explosion everytime I hold ya wasnt jokin when I told ya
Ya take my breathe away
You're a supernova.. and im a
I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's to the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250, 000 miles on a clear night in June
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
Right at you
I do whatever it takes
When im with you I get the shakes
My body aches when I aint
With you I have zero strength
Theres no limit on how far I would go
No boundries no lengths
Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks
Gonna be that one and then once we get em its never the same
You want them when they dont want you
Soon as they do feelings change
Its not a contest and I aint on no conquest for no mate
I wasnt lookin but I stumbled onto you mustve been fate
But so much is at stake what the fuck does it take
Lets cut to the chase
But a door shuts in your face
Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open
That I wont be makin a mistake
I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's to the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250, 000 miles on a clear night in June
And I aim it right at you
Right at you
Right at you
So after a year and 6 months its no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to god
I'll blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Up to my knees and im bleedin
I'm tryin to stop you from leavin
You wont even listen so fuck it
I'm tryin to stop you from breathin
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezin
Till I snap ya neck like a popsicle stick
Aint no possible reason I could think of
To let you walk up out this house and let you live
Tears streamed down both of my cheeks
Then I let you just go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this:
And I would do anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But its over now
Its too late to save our love
Just promise me youll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star cause imma
I'm a space bound rocket ship and your heart's to the moon
And I'm aiming right at you
Right at you
250 thousand miles on a clear night in June
And im so lost without you
So lost without you
Without you
Without you
APPLAUSE!
Lyra: That was great!
Juliet: You were awesome!
Araya: I didn't know Dib could cuss…
Lyra: Ed, I hope you're ready, cuz you're next!
Ed: Do I get a say in this at all?
Lyra: Nope!
Ed: (sighs) Fine. Gaz, you wanna help me out?
Gaz: (somewhere between a growl and a sigh) I guess I have to help you.
Lyra: Now, Ed and Gaz!
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won't back down
Oh no I won't back down
Oh no
Cadillacs, Coupe Devilles
Brain dead rims yeah stupid wheels
Girl I'm too for real
Lose your tooth and nails
Try to fight it, try to deny it
Stupid you will feel
What I do, I do it well
Shooting from the hip, yeah boy shoot to kill
Half a breath left on my death bed
Screaming F that, yeah super ill
Baby, what the deal?
We can chill, split half a pill and a happy meal
F_ck a steak sl_t
I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
Listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
You know the f_cking drill
How you douche bags feel knowing you're disposable?
Summer's Eve, Massengill
Shady's got the mass appeal
Baby crank the sh_t cause it's your goddamn jam
You say that you want your punchlines a little more compact
Well shorty I'm that man
These other cats ain't metaphorically where I'm at man
I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said
Settle ya f_ckin' ass down, I'm ready for combat man
Get it, calm batman?
Nah, ain't nobody whose as bomb and as nuts
Lines are like mom's cat scans
'Cause they f_cking go, ba-nan-as
Honey I applaud that ass
I Swear to God man, these broads can't dance
Ma, show 'em how it's done
Spaz like a goddamn Taz, yeah
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won't back down
Oh no I won't back down
Oh no
Girl, shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinsons
Make like Michael J. Fox ya drawers
Playin' with an Etch-a-Sketch
Betcha that you'll never guess who's knocking at your door
People hit the floors
Yeah, tonight ladies you gon' get divorced
Girl forget remorse, I'ma hit you broads with
Chris' paws like you pissed him off
Talented with the tongue mothaf_cker
You ain't gotta lick in yours
Hittin' licks like I'm robbin' liquor stores
Makin' cash registers sh_t their drawers
Think you spit the raw
I'm an uncooked slab of beef
Laying on your kitchen floor
Other words I'm off the meat rack
Bring the beat back
Bring me two extension chords
I'ma measure my d_ck, sh_t I need 6 inches more
F_ck my d_ck's big b_tch
Need I remind you that I don't need the f_ckin' swine flu to be a sick pig
You're addicted, I'm dope
I'm the longest needle around here
Need a fix up, I'm the big shot
Get it? D_ck's nuts
You're just small boats little pricks
Girl you think that other pricks hot?
I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match
'Fore I sit back and let 'em get hot
Better call the cops on 'em quick fast
Shady's right back on your b_tch ass
White trash with a half of six pack in his hatchback
Trailer hitched attached to the back (dispatch)
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won't back down
Oh no I won't back down
Oh no
B_tch am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rapping?
Does a bird chirp, Lil' Wayne slurps syrup 'til he burps and smokes purp? Does a wordsearch gets circles wrapped around it like
you do when I come through, I'd like you to remind yourself
Of what the f_ck I can do when I'm on the mic
Girl, you're the kind of girl that I can take a liking to
Psych, I'm spikin' you like a football
Been this way since I stood a foot tall
You're a good catch with a sh_tty spouse
Got a pretty mouth and a good jaw
Gimme good brain
watch the wood grain, don't want no cum stain
B_tch you listenin'?
Try to turn me down
Sl_t I'm talking to you, turn me back up, are you insane?
Tryin' to talk over me in the car
Shut the f_ck up while my sh_t's playin'
I'm a sh_t stain on the underwear of life
What's the saying?
Where's there's thunder there's lightning
And they say that it never strikes twice in the same place
Then how the f_ck have I been hit six times
In three different locations
On four separate occasions?
And you can bet your stankin' ass
That I've come to smash everything in my path
Fork was in the road, took the psycho-path
Poison ivy wouldn't have me thinking rash
So hit the dance floor cutie while I do my duty on this microphone
Shake your booty, shorty I'm the sh_t
Why you think Proof used to call me Doody?
You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards
But I won't back down
Oh no I won't back down
Oh no
APPLAUSE!
Lyra: Wow. That was a bunch of cussing.
Araya: It's Eminem, what do ya expect?
Lyra: So true. Well, I guess we're out of time, sorry to those who we left out, we'll get to you next time.
Araya: And maybe the author won't take so ling next time!
TheSpiritAlchemist: Hey! It wasn't my fault!
Araya: (snorts) Sure.
Lyra: Anyways remember, vote for the winner of the rap, vote for more peoples, and more importantly… DARE!
Juliet/Araya/Lyra: BYE!
(*1) Remember that?
(*2) Too lazy to correct the mistakes in the lyrics. Sorry.
*Actually, we did get one vote. Thanks CylonBlaze! I'll get to your dare next chapter! Remember, you don't need to know the characters, (Awesome if you do) I just want more people to dare and I'm too lazy to make another dare show. Also vote for the rap battle, we like to get others votes too. Hopefully I'll get the next chapter written faster. Bye!*