Hey! So, so, so, sorry I took this long to update. I kept putting it off and then, several months later… duh duh da! I remembered. You may proceed with the throwing of items! Anyways, here's the next episode! Enjoy!
(Lyra, Juliet, Gir, Gigi, and Mimi are running around in circles singing the F.U.N song and throwing waffles everywhere. Araya comes in, rolls her eyes, pulls out the Lyra voodoo doll, and gives it a sharp jab.)
Lyra: F is for- OW!
Araya: Would you all stop! You look like a bunch of idiots.
Juliet: But we are.
Lyra: And we're singing the F.U.N song! Wanna join?
Araya: No.
Lyra: Can we finish? (puppy eyes)
Araya: (groans) Uhg… fine.
Lyra: Yay! You ready?
Juliet/Gir/Mimi: Ya!
Lyra: Let's go!
F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Everyone: Here in the studio!
Araya: You all are stupid. Fun means something completely different. Right Nny?
Nny: Exactly. Care to help me out?
Araya: Sure!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium. BOMBS!
N is for no survivors, when you-!
Lyra: That's not what funs all about!
Juliet: Yeah, you got it all wrong!
Araya: No we don't! You're wrong!
Lyra/Juliet: Uh- huh!
Araya/Nny: Nu-uh!
Lyra/Juliet: Uh-huh!
Araya/Nny: Nu-uh!
(They glare at each other for a while. The others walk in awkwardly and look from each other to the angry hosts/security.)
Al: (whispers) What are they doing?
Dib: (whispers back) No clue.
(Finally, the silence among the quarrelers is broken.)
Lyra: Good vs. Evil!
(They break out in a fight. The others stand to the side chanting 'Fight! Fight! Fight!,' excitedly. 30 minutes later, four very tired and beaten up teens are standing in the middle of the stage, panting. There is no clear winner.)
Lyra: That was the most pointless fight I've ever been in.
Araya: It was fun though.
Lyra: True. True
(They stand awkwardly for a moment.)
Lyra: Wanna read some dares?
Araya: (shrugs) Sure.
Lyra: Gigi! You know what to do!
Gigi: Okee dokee!
Phsycofangirl16
this is for the dare
gaz:dare to were pink(haha)
Gaz: (looks up from her GameSlave) I do wear pink. I have a pink undershirt.
Lyra: Does she ever do anything but play that thing?
Dib: She'll eat pizza and draw pigs, but that's about it.
Lyra: Oh.
tallest red:allow zim to be leader for a day(*throws a orange*)
Purple: (gets hit with the orange) Ow! That hurt.
Red: (rolls eyes) So sorry. Anyways, Zim still has one more day of being the highest ranked Irken, so technically it's the same thing.
(Zim does a victorious fist pump)
dib:watch paranormal activity in the dark(no nightlight)
Dib: That movie's not even scary! You know it's all fake, so it can't scare me.
Araya: Alright then, you won't mind watching it in the dark, huh?
Dib: Sure.
Araya: Ok then. (shoves Dib into a pitch black room with no light) Have fun!
gir:um ...(gives you the scary monky show on dvd)
Gir: I love that show. It's got a monkeh in it!
Zim: That… horrible monkey!
Gir: uh huh.
zim:admit you were a dress with tights or no being leader
Zim: It is not a dress! (mutters) It was the smallest size they had. But I'm not a leader… (laughs) yet…
Rene: Ha! You're shorter then Ed!
(Ed perks up upon hearing this and rushes over. He laughs when he realizes it's true.)
Ed: Finally! I'm not the shortest one!
Araya: You're still pretty short for your age.
Ed: (growls) Say it again.
Araya: I'd love to. But I have no time to fight you. Next dare!
tallest purple:watch rapr vids in the dark at midnight(yes you may eat snacks)(throws a bucket at you)
Purple: OW! What is it with you and throwing stuff?!
Lyra: She just likes to I guess. Throwing stuff is fun!
(Throws a wrench at Ed)
Ed: OW! What the hell was that for?!
Lyra: It's was fun!
Ed: (grumbles) Stupid fangirl.
Lyra: Hee! Hee! XP
Purple: Anyways, I'm not watching that! It's disgusting and untrue!
Araya: Come on… you know you like it! Plus you get snacks.
Purple:… FINE! But only for the snacks.
Lyra: Ok then! (snaps fingers and poofs Purple away to a dark room with Rapr videos and pictures everywhere.)
Araya: We're gona either find him extremely enjoying himself, or dead as a doornail.
tak:um ...date scooge for 3 hrs
Tak: NO! I will not stand for this! I will not date that horrible little being!
Dib: What's he ever done to you?
Tak: (pauses) … I don't know… I'd rather die than go on that date with him though!
Araya: (cheerily) Okee dokee! (snaps fingers and sends her to the pool of broken glass and BBQ sauce, I think I shall name it Steve! X3 )
Lyra: That takes care of another problem. NEXT!
TeamMarshallLee
(ya im too lazy to log in.)
OMG YESH! I VOTE YES FOR ED/AL/ROY TO STAY!
YEEEEEEESSSS.
ahem... Sorry, got a bit carried away. But, if your brain is very small from lack of smart (like mine), and you didn't catch the ABOVE, then I vote yes!
Ps, the small-smart-lacking-brain thing is something my bud Kelsey told me after I missed nine out of ten questions on a American History test.
AREN'T I SMART.
grrrr...
RANDOM DARE!
Since I have a newfound hatred for Ms. Bitters (like seriously, she needs to, like, go die or something) and Lyra said we could pull random characters in, I henceforth command Ms. Bitters to act unbearably cheerful and sickeningly nice for a chapter.
Ya, I fail at daring. But still, this is what I could come up with. I'm seriously tired, I stayed up all night watching Invader Zim ep. on Youtube. It was awesome but I- (suddenly falls asleep) zzzzz...
(YAY LONG COMMENT)
(YAY QUITE POINTLESS COMMENT)
(YAY BUGGER OFF, HYPOCRITE.)
hehe im mean.
Lyra: You are so weird.
Juliet: I know right? XD
Araya: Okay….
Lyra: Anyways, GIGI! Commence with the summining of Ms. Bitters!
Gigi: Okee dokee!
(Gigi brings Ms. Bitters into the Dare Theator Thingy. The grouchy teacher had already been given her dose of happy- go cheeriness. She is also wearing a ballerina suit with sparkly fairy wings. I had to.)
Lyra: Gigi!
Gigi: Wha?
Lyra: Take the day off!
Gigi: YEESH! (explodes in sheer happiness. Don't worry, she'll be back… I hope.)
Bitters: Hiya! Watcha want me to do?
Araya: Jump off a cliff.
Bitters: OK! (proceeds to do so.)
Araya: Hmm… Didn't think she'd do it.
Lyra: Eh, we'll call her back later.
Cylonblaze
O_O yeesh, didn't know that Dib could cuss either... -not knowing Ed so can't say anything there- meh, I vote for Dib in that rapping battle, not just because I know who he is, nor because it has less cuss words, but the lyrics are kinda nice, not like Ed's.
Besides that, I'll let you use my previous dares in this coming chapter, so I'll come up with more next review.
X3 hehe.. some critters did have a bad day this chapter! Keep up teh funny storeh!
Rene: Yay! Dibby won!
Dib: Don't call me that.
Rene: Okee dokee!
Lyra: Now here's her dare. This is from a different chapter.
Kitty-fied IZ cast= too cute, lurv that :3 sooo much =3
Dares only huh...? Oh, even though I have no clue who those FMA people are, I can still vote yea? I do vote *Yes*.
FMA cast: NO!
Lyra and Rene: YEESH!
Let me try some dares... (still new at daring peoples)
Gaz- Could you try to be nice to your brother, if only for 30 seconds?
(Gaz glares for a minute then runs over and hugs her older brother.)
Everyone: AAAAAWWWWWW!
(Once 30 seconds is over, she punches Dib hard then goes back to her Game Slave.)
Dib: Moment over.
Lyra: That was sweet!
Zim- Browse DeviantArt, and the only things you can look at are ZaDr, ZaGr, ZaTr, and ZaGif, for one hour straight (Zim will be horribly scarred, I'm afraid XD)
Araya: Oh this is fun!
(She snaps her fingers and sends a screaming Zim to a room plastered with paring pictures and a jumbo computer screen that automatically searches through DeviantArt.)
Araya: I love these dares!
Dib- I dare you to learn how to use a dagger from Nny (I dunno XD)
(Nny peaks his head from around the corner and grins. Araya shoves a shivering Dib towards the homicidal maniac.)
Araya: Have fun you two!
Rene: He's not gona get hurt, is he?
Lyra: Can't promise that!
The Tallests'- You guys, I dare you to get hit by a shrink-ray
Lyra: SHRINK RAY!
(Uses a shrink ray and shrinks the two Tallests. They squeal and run around in circles. Al walks in from backstage.)
Al: Hey, what's going on? I heard some screams and-
SQUISH!
Lyra: (giggling madly) You stepped on the Tallests and turned them into pancakes!
Al: (gasps) Oh no! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
Araya: (pats him on the back) Don't sweat it kid. You did a good deed.
(Al nods, still a little upset but goes to join his brother.)
Tak- I dareth thee to speaketh liketh this (Old-time English)
Were those good? Bad? Anyways, keep up the hilarity level XD
Tak: (for some reason back from her date) Okay-eth.
Lyra: That's gonna get annoying after awhile. NEXT!
TearsxOfxBlood
Gir, go on a date with Mimi! Because you're so awesome, here are some waffles! But be sure to share them with your girlfriend! Tee-hee! d:
Gir: Okee dokee! Come on Mimi! We gonna watch tha Angry Monkey Show!
Lyra: (sighs and watches them blast off) They're so sweet together…
Rene: Yeah, they are aren't they?
Araya: NEXT!
watermelonwafflesBISCUITS
... FRACKING EPICNESS! I have dares buut i am waaaay to lazy to do them so MEH OCs!
Nyx: REALLY? REALLY wwB? ** YOU YA **!(antennae quivering with anger... again)
Kat: *gasps* but wwB is our creator!
Dab: Wazup with the cussing fesst? *Eating another apple*
Nyx: yes yes i know watch my lingo but whatever!this is the THRID one TODAY!
wwB: Epic rap battles dude.
Lua: *rocketing through, causing mass destruction*
(Araya watches Lua crash into giant gummy bear statue of Bob the rabid poptart)
Araya: You're paying for that, ya know!
Nyx: SHUT UP KAT! I DON'T GIVE A **ING **, YA SPAZZY **!
Sam: Why do i hang out with you people?
Lyra: Why do you?
Juliet: Be quiet
Kota: That's what i wonder ALL the time!
Fred: (nods to gaz respectivly)
(Kat and Nyx arguing about wwB) (Sam and Dab arguing about sanity) (Kota reading and walking away) (Lua causing damage... some more!) (Fred killing random people)
Lyra: (watches Fred murder Roy) GO FRED!
Rene: Woo hoo!
Kota: Well... i guess i have to do the dares again...
~ Zim- die. Nyx really hates you. But kiss Tak first.
Zim: Zim shall not kiss the Tak-beast! NEVER!
Tak: I shant kiss-eth thou either defect!
Zim: I am not a defect, DEFECT!
Tak: How dare-eth you call me a defect!
Zim: Ha! Defect!
Tak: Why you-!
(Lyra snaps her fingers, making the two kiss. After kissing, both run to the side of the stage and comince with vomiting… ew… then she sends poor Zim to Steve. Poor, poor Zim.)
~ Dib- go on a date with Nyx
Araya: Yo Nny, you done with him yet?
Nny: DON'T RUSH ME!
Araya: I WILL RUSH YOU, NOW GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE SO DIB CAN DO HIS DARE! (throws spoork in Nny's general direction)
Nny:… Yes mam.
(Dib pushed onstage and is slowly followed by Nny.)
Araya: Well?
Nny: He's hopeless.
Dib: Hey!
Araya: Shut up Dib-monkey! Now go on your date! (shoves Dib towards the still cursing Nyx and poofs them to the movies)
Lyra: Poor Dib….
~Mimi go on a date with Gir because you slapped a movie star with a fish
(Mimi begins to dance but stops when Juliet clears her throat)
Juliet: Hang on Mimi, let Gir do his dare first.
~Gir slap a random zombie with a Bible and scream IN THE NAME OF GOD, DIE!
Gir: (grabs an Angry Monkey DVD and runs up to provided zombie name Joe Billy Bob and slaps him with DVD) HEY ZOMBIE I SLAP-ED YOOHS! DIE!
Juliet: Close enough. (poofs Gir and Mimi away)
~Tak- kiss Zim WITH TONUGE! (wwB is the sole author of these dares)
Tak: I has already kissed that demon!
Lyra: We'll let her off on this one.
~The Tallests- Die, come back, get drunk and sing Armadillo by mrweebl (look on youtube for it)
Lyra: I rather like the Tallests being squished-ed so we're gonna keep it that way. Plus I can't find the song.
~Everybody- Sing we Are Young by Fun! ...I Think that's all... *looks around, shrugs and walks away.*
wwB: BYE BYE! *spazzes and cusses out Nyx*
Lyra: Yay! Singing!
Rene: I have randomly picked the soloists and the two are… Nny and Dib!
Nny: You don't tell me what to do!
Araya: I do and I say you're singing!
Nny: (growls)
Dib: (back from his date) Wha?
Lyra: You're singing with Nny, now lets go!
Give me a second I
I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bathroom
Getting higher than the Empire State
My lover she's waiting for me
Just across the bar
My seats been taken by some sunglasses
Asking 'bout a scar
And I know I gave it to you months ago
I know you're trying to forget
But between the drinks and subtle things
The holes in my apologies
You know I'm trying hard to take it back
So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
Tonight
We are young
So let's the set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
Carry me home tonight
(nananananananana)
Just carry me home tonight
(nananananananana)
Carry me home tonight
(nananananananana)
Just carry me home tonight
(nananananananana)
The world is on my side
(nananananananana)
I have no reason to run
(nananananananana)
So will someone come and carry me home tonight
(nananananananana)
The angels never arrived
(nananananananana)
But I can hear the choir
(nananananananana)
So will someone come and carry me home
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
Tonight
We are young
So let's set the world on fire
We can burn brighter
Than the sun
So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home tonight
Gir: Woo! Hoo! That was fun!
Lyra: Awsome!
Araya: You sing well Nny.
Nny: Umm…. Thanks?
Araya: (blushes)
Lyra/Juliet/Rene: Ooooooooo!
Araya: SHUT THE HELL UP! Alright, shows over! Bye! Bye!
Lyra: Wait! I just wanna announce that tomarrow shall be-eth mah 14th birthday!
Juliet: The eleventh?
Lyra: Yep.
Araya: As in 9-11?
Lyra: Yes….
Araya: You poor, poor girl.
Lyra: *sniffles* I know. Anyways, see ya next time! Bye!