Yay! Updateness! Heh, sorry bout not posting for a long time. My computer crashed and we had to buy a whole new system and I lost EVERYTHING. ^^' But, anywho, I hope your happy with this new chapter. BTW: The full links kept cutting off for the songs, but if you type in the site for YouTube then add a / at the end and then paste the url I've provided, it'll work. ) Anyways, as always, enjoy!
*The curtains open to reveal the cast of the IZDoDA sitting on chairs and couches surrounding the stage, but no hosts. Everyone looks around confusedly at the abbsense of the insane teens and are startled to relize the show has already started. Tak's violet eyes flit around the stage then rest on the audience.*
Tak: *annoyedly* Where are those bozos? The show's already began and their not here!
Zim: Yes! Now we don't have to suffer through this horrible thing they call a dareshow!
Dib: I'm sure their just a little late.
Tak: You actually want them to come?! You're insane.
Dib: By this point I'd say that's debatable.
*Gaz speaks up from her spot on her beanie chair where she is playing her GameSlave, but doesn't look up.*
Gaz: They're not here today. Neither are those idiot Elric brothers. They went to some Pizza Extraveganza Party at a friends house. They sent some replacements for today.
Purple: *outuraged* But that's not fair! What if I wanted pizza?! Which I do!
Nny: *from backstage* Quite your fucking whining before I come over there and rip your arm off and shove it down your throat!
*The cast quite down out of fear and sit for a few minutes. The back door opens to reveal to teens, a boy and a girl. The girl strides forward and flips her long orange hair over her shoulder, while the boy leans against the wall with his arms crossed and his blue eyes surveying the area through his goggles.*
?: Alright you lot! Me and Ren shall be your temporary hosts for today while my buddies and the alchemy dorks are at their little party. Just do as we say and we won't have any problems. Got it?
Tak: And who would you be?
Izzy: The names Izzy! And again, the nerd over there is Ren.
Ren: I'm not a nerd!
Izzy: Whatever.
Dib: *narrows eyes and speaks doubtfully* Do you even have any experience with dareshows?
Ren: Yeah, we're in Lyra's other dareshow.
Dib: Okay, good enough.
Zim: I am not taking orders from you, pitiful Earth worm! NEVER!
Izzy: *shrugs* Fine by me. You can hang out with Nny until the show's over then. *She gestures over to the homicidal 20 year old smirking from the shadows.*
Zim: Zim shall be quiet now.
Izzy: Good. Now, How about the first dare? Ren?
Ren: *groans* Why am I always the one to read the dares?
Izzy: Because Gigi's not here and you're supposed to do as I say, remember?
Ren: Fine!
Tera
(OutwalksAflyingpig) Hi Im Bacon XD The first dare I have is for minimoose: Carry Gir and Mimi around the stage and drop them on Nny. Nny: Sing I Kissed a Girl and Liked It by Katie Perry Zim: Put on a pink frilly tutu and dance the nutcracker suit Tak: Kiss Dib and than Nny Squee: Give Shmee to Nny Dib and Gaz: Hug for an entire chapter
Izzy: *grins in a happy, insane sort of way.* Did I tell you how much I love dareshows? Now, begin!
Minimoose: Meep!
*The chaos begins! Minimoose does as the dare instructed, dropping Gir and Mimi on top of an unsuspecting Nny; who then proceeds to chase the small moose around shouting unrepeatable things at the top of his lungs. Zim groans as a pink frilly pink ballea tutu appears and the nutcracker sweet palys in the background, proceeding to ungracefully dance and leap around like a drunk hobo. Tak, amidst the ruckess, leans over and gives a quick peck on Dib's lips then scoots away blushing. Squee (who's been here the whole time, but has tried to stay unnoticeable throughout the show to hide from Nny) dashes up and stops Johnny from chaseing the poor exhauseted Minimoose, who collapses on the couch tiredly. He timidly gives his neighbor his bear then runs as Nny begins to strangle and stab the bear repeatedly while now changing his shouts to "You tell lies bear! FUCKING LIES!" He then throws the bear in a rage, hitting a dancing Zim in the head and causeing him to fall over. Reluctantly, Johnny hurries up to the stage and begins to sing to hurrily end Tera's dare.*
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This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Izzy:... That... was AWESOME!
Ren: That was entertaining...
*The cast glares at the two replacements while they fall limply on the provided seats in exhaustion.*
Izzy: Next dare! Next dare!
Cylonblaze
Fwee updatesh, yay w sorry for commenting kinda late, but, school, y'ken... Dares... ghmmm... First off, everybody proceed with throwing little baby flying manta rays at thee author. Cuz she said soo o3o Gah, me fails... I dun have any other grand ould dares. Wellp, I'mma just see at what the other people gives ya owo. Let's hope I get creativity between here then next time you updaaaaaates.
*TheSpiritAlchemist shrieks and runs for cover as the cast proceed to fling baby manta rays at her. This goes on for several minutes before they finnaly run out. The author glares at them before storming back to the sidelines to supervise the rest of the show.*
Izzy: These are some awesome dares so far. I like it here.
Ren: I wouldn't fret to much about not having any dares for us, Cylon. Apparently you've been pretty good about dareing the show for a while from what we've heard.
Izzy: Yeah, yeah. That's nice and all, but let's get back to the dares!
Night-Walker
HELLLLOOOOOOO EVERYONE! This is my first dare so I'll keep it simple. Nny, you have to listen to Justin Bieber. Why Nny you ask. I have no idea. See ya!
*Nny snarls angrily and stalks into one of the soundproof rooms. He turns as he get's to the doorway and glares at Night-Walker.*
Nny: You are officialy on my list. *Whirles around and stalks into the room*
SecretMarial
I love Fireflies! I sang the song without looking at the lyrics till the end. Apparently I sing it wrong... And- Zim:"How about you randomly sing Freak the Freak out?" Zim, I think you're obsesded with that song... I support obsesions! *gives Zim Ipod with Freak the Freak out* Download any song you want, the thing's yours. Zim:"Yes!" *runs into another room and can be heard humming to the song* He really likes that song... Also, will you please have Zim sing it in a later chapter? PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! Zim:*comes back in* "YAH! DO IT! DO IT NOW! I AM ZIM!" Zim, did you gat into my strawberry soda again? Zim:"YES!" ((He can't lie when hyped up. So for all truths you should get him hyped up! He loves strawberry soda. And anything to do with strawberrys really... I DARE DIB TO HOLD A SRAWBERRY SODA INFRONT OF ZIM'S FACE WHILE HE'S HYPED UP ON IT! can't wait to see the epic battle that will insue!))
SpiritAlchemist: *perks up* You liked Fireflies? Yes! *victorious fist pump* My songfic doesn't fail after all! *hugs SecretMarial* Yoohs be awesome!
Izzy: You're pathetic.
SpiritAlchemist: I'll report you to .alchemist.x!
Izzy: I'm technically am her so NYA!
SpiritAlchemist: Nya!
Zim: *bounceing up and down excitedly from strawberry sugar rush* CanIsingthesong?Ireallywanttosingthesong!Strawberrysoda'sawesomeandyummyandgoodandIA MZIM!
Izzy: Dammit Zim! I'm never letting Lyra or this person give you that stuff again!
Zim: AWWWWWWW! But I like iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt!
Ren: It's okay Zim, you can sing the song if you like.
Zim:YES! VICTORY FOR ZZZZZZIIIIIIIMMMMMM!
*Zim rushes on to stage excitedly and starts to sing the song. With our technology, we have managed to slow down the song for Zim sang it extremely fast. If you would like to hear the first version, click the link here: watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=f_MZRqOnxLA (yeah, I had ta :p)*
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Are you listening?
Hear me talk, Hear me sing.
Open up the door,
Is it less, is it more?
When you tell me to beware,
Are you here? Are you there?
Is it something I should know?
Easy come, Easy go.
Nodding your head,
Don't hear a word I said
I Can't communicate, when you wait or relate
I try to talk to you
But you never even knew, so,
What's it gonna be,
Tell me can you hear me?
I'm so sick of it,
Your attention deficit
Never listen, never listen.
I'm so sick of it,
So I'll throw another fit
Never listen, never listen.
I scream your name,
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout,
So what I'm gonna do now
Is freak the freak out, hey!
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh,
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh oh.
Patience running thin
Running thin, come again
Tell me what I get
Opposite, opposite
Show me what is real
If it breaks does it heal
Open up your ear
Why you think that I'm here?
Keep me in the dark
Are you even thinking of me?
Is someone else above me
Gotta know, gotta know
What am I gonna do?
Cause I can't get through to you
So what's it gonna be
Tell me can you hear me?
Can ya hear
I'm so sick of it,
Your attention deficit
Never listen, never listen.
I'm so sick of it,
So I'll throw another fit
Never listen, never listen.
I scream your name,
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout,
So what I'm gonna do now
Is freak the freak out, Hey!
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh,
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh,
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh oh
Easy come, easy go
Easy come, easy go
(Can you hear me?)
I scream your name,
It always stays the same.
I scream and shout,
So what I'm gonna do now
Is freak the freak out, Hey!
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh,
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh oh
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh,
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh oh
(Freak the Freak Out!) [repeats in background until end]
I scream your name
But you never listen
No you never listen
But you never listen
*Zim strikes a victorious pose, laughs loudly, then runs into the nearest wall and passes out. Izzy rolls her eyes and turns to Ren.*
Izzy: You had to let him sing it, didn't ya?
Ren: He was just going to keep bugging us until we let him.
Izzy: True. True. Okay, I've heard you usually have someone sing a song at the end of the show, so... Squee! Nny! Come sing a Christmas song!
*Nny perks up and excitedly pulls an exasperated Squee to the stage. The teenager glances up to the young man beside him unsurely, then clears his throat and they begin.*
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On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden rings, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
What's a partridge and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying
Oh, aw-e-aw, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
What's a partridge and what's a pear tree?
I don't know so please don't ask me
But I can bet those are terrible gifts to get
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten lords-a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying
five [Incomprehensible], four
Three French, two doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
*Entire cast joins in.*
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven pipers piping, ten lords-a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings, four calling birds
Three French hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve! drummers drumming
Eleven! pipers piping. Ten! lords-a-leaping
Nine! ladies dancing, Eight! maids-a-milking
Seven! swans-a-swimming, Six! geese-a-laying
Five golden rings! Four! calling birds
Three! French hens, Two! turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!
*Song ends and the cast begin to talk excitedly amoungst themselves. Izzy and Ren come forward smiling.*
Izzy: Well guys, that's a rap!
Ren: Hope you guys enjoyed the show!
Izzy: Hopefully next time the originals will be here for the next episode.
Ren: Yeah... well, until next time...
Entire Cast: BYE!