Hello. This is the Ulicia speaking. I'm sorry I haven't been able to update anything for about two months. As an attempt at forgiveness, I have, in addition to the normal chapter, which I will upload in about a week or so, added a very random but (hopefully) extremely funny scene involving Sadie and Adoofus, whoops, I mean Anubis. It takes place at the movie theater and may or may not have some connection to the overall plot of the story. SO, without further ado, please enjoy and excerpt of "Anubis And Sadie Make a Scene In A Public Place But They All Enjoyed It So It's All Good."

"I think we came a little bit early…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO," said Sadie, needless to say, sarcastically.

The theater was empty.

"We could play one of those games out in the lobby," suggested Anubis, a little shocked, confused, and relieved that Sadie replaced her shy self with her sharp self (that he knows all too well).

"Hm, alright. Letsa goa."

"The Italian accent was unnecessary…"

~Five minutes later

"WHAT NOW! I'M THE NEW RACECAR DRIVER CHAMPION! EAT IT!"

Sadie had exactly ten million points added up onto her dashboard. It can be really convenient when your date has an infinite amount of quarters and you happen to be an extremely fast driver.

"Think again!" Shouted Anubis. "I have a hundred years of driving experience!"

Anubis had exactly ten million and one points added up on his dashboard.

"Alrighty, God of Toilet Paper, let us begin our ten thousandth race to break our very close match."

"You're on!"

And suddenly, out of nowhere, a Spanish soccer sportscaster appears in the room along with a large crowd that had formed during the competitors' twentieth game.

"Player one, aka Miss Sadie Kane, passed the checkpoint with player two, Mr. Anubis NoLastName hot on her heels! OH! A blue car suddenly smashes into player one's car! And the finishing line is in sight! Player two is now in the lead after being in last for almost the entire race! It seems he is about to win! But wait; did he just stop for an ice cream cone? What is this! This is NOT what happens in fanfiction! What's going on here!

A security guard shows up and grabs the sportscaster's arm. "Sorry, sir, but since you haven't paid for your ticket, I'm going to have to…escort you out of the building."

By "escort," he meant, "defenestrate." Look it up.

END OF RANDOM SCENE.

See ya later! Sorry bout all this!