So sorry about the typos in the last chapter you guys. I'm still getting used to my laptop. Now what was I gonna do?... oh yeah! Ahem. Now for the moment you've all been waiting for SPONGEBOB! *spongebob's laugh sound effect plays and we all turn our heads and see a sheep baaing.* That's my sheep, you guys. It's ok.
We last saw Princesses Peach and Bubblegum fly off to the mall on rainbowy things (Lady Rainicorn and nyan Cat, respectively.) Daisy needs the help of someone absorbent, yellow, and porous….Spongebob….
Spongebob was singing as he flipped Krabby Patties. "Oh, if I were a lean-to all handsome and flat, I'd never get bored cuz I'm wearing a hat. If one day the wind blew me down a hill, I'd chuckle, and buckle, and choke on my dill….OOHHHHH I WAS AN ANGEL WITH GREAT SHINY WINGS, I'D SPEND ALL MY DAYS EATING BRIGHT SHINY THINGS, AND-" "SPONGEBOB WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT? I'M TRYING TO PLAY CHECKERS WITH A JAR!" said Squidward. Spongebob made whale noises at him. Suddenly his phone rang.
"Hello? You're who now? Yes. Alright….ok….right now? PROTIEN WAFFLES! Sorry, I'm on medication. Birth Control. I know right! Ok. Alright then. See you soon Daisy. Bye." Spongebob put his phone back into his mouth. "Birth control?" asked Squidward. "I know right!" shouted Spongebob, right before he disappeared. But not to the high banana lord's throne room, if that's what you're thinking. He reappeared next to Daisy. "hey, daisy. Long time no see." He said, eating a calculator. Daisy made calculator noises at him, much like a mother would if she saw her baby being eaten by a sponge.
Suddenly, Diasy covered Spongebob's mouth and hissed at him. " I need your help." She said. "I've gotcha covered, little lady. Where is the evil soccer hen and where did he go?" Daisy shook her giant head. "no no no. I need your help getting Princess Peach back." She explained. "don't you have a certain plumber that helps you with this stuff?" Spongebob asked. "Who in Enchilada's name are you speaking of?" Daisy asked. Spongebob did that thing where he puts one arm on the side of his head holding his elbow. If you don't know what I'm talking about forget I even mentioned it. Gosh. I want a chocolate chip cookie so bad but I don't feel like getting up…Any way back to the story-
Spongebob and Daisy heroically rode off in his Krabby Patty car from the movie. They ran over lots of possums, armadillos, deer, moose, elephant, dinosaur, hydra, goddesses, fruit salads, Chick-fil-a sandwiches, pipe cleaners and all the other standard roadkill. Soon they arrived at Coconut Mall. A security guard wouldn't let them in because Daisy's head would not fit through the door. "If only I wasn't so smart-like." She said sadly. "Do not despair, human girl. I shall get into the mall for you." Said spongebob. "Oh no you're not." Said the guard. "you're out of dress code." Spongebob's jaw dropped. "but…HOW, SIR, AM I OUT OF DRESS CODE?" he demanded. "your sleeves are not connected to your shirt." Said the guard. Spongebob pulled Daisy aside. "there's only one thing to do….' He whispered. "break in….."
to be continued…