Sorry about my laziness you guys. I've been realllllllyyyy lazy. Oh, I updated my profile, so go check that out if you would be so kind. Thanks to all of you who voted in my poll, if you didn't it's still up so go ahead and do that. K thanks. And my cat's freaking me out. Pepper-pep-pepper? Whatcha doin? Hm. Ok…anyway…Spongebob and Daisy are gonna break into Coconut mall. Alright, lets get this party started.
Spongebob stuck his head around the corner of a wall, and Daisy's head appeared above his, like in cartoons. They were both wearing black burglar outfits. "OMG IM A NINJA!" said Daisy, karate chopping Spongebob. "Oh, no, Daisy. You karate chop like this.' Said Spongebob, demonstrating a less than perfect thing that was supposed to be a karate chop. A security gurd caught them and threw them into a dumpster, then he sprayed them with water. "No.' he said, then walked away.
Take two.
Spongebob and Daisy slunk around the side of the wall and went through a side door. They came out by the Cocoburger restaurant counters. Spongebob went over to one and bit into a Cocoburger. His eyes filled with tears and he began to cry. "OH KRABBY PATTY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?" Then he got run over by a kart driven by Toadette. "Oopsie daisy!" she said, pushing spongebob's crumpled body off the hood of her car. Meanwhile, Daisy's ears had perked up. She had heard her mating call. "Oopsie daisy!" she called back, leaping out a nearby window to go find her mate.
Take three.
Daisy and Spongebob ran down the hall to find Peach and Bubblegum when Daisy stopped and stared at a guitar in the window of a shop.
Take four.
Daisy and Spongebob ran down the hall to find Peach and Bubblegum when spongebob tripped and fell into a fountain.
Take five hundred and sixty three…
Daisy and Spongeboob were- HAHAHAHAHA I WROTE SPONGEBOOB! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA A! HEHEHEHE…..haahee. ha.
Take one thousand and seven…..
Finally Daisy and Spongebob found Peach and Bubblegum. They were sitting at an umbrella in the courtyard. Suddenly a song came on. "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE" Peach and Bubblegum started doing the dance to that song and Daisy was traumatized. "You know, now I don't really want to be her friend anymore anyway….." then Daisy went home to take a really, really long shower. Spongebob was never really there, you see, he was just a figment of your imagination, just like me. Yes, you are crazy. Join the club. We meet every Friday. Have a pamphlet. THE END.