Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-Man, although I wish I did.

Kanda's POV

'To think I was comparing this ass to an angel five minutes ago!' I thought angrily staring the boy known as Allen down.

"Did Lavi send you to baby-sit me?" he sneered wrinkling his nose.

My eye twitched at the way he said baby-sit and my phone went off in my pocket announcing the fact I had a call and breaking our concentration. Before I could grab it Allen snatched it from my jeans, answering it. "Hello?" he said in a sickeningly sweet voice. A minute later he blinked, "Who's….Yuu?"

I hissed and grabbed at the phone taking it from him, "What?" I asked watching Allen grin wickedly by my side.

"Oh, Yuu! Did you finally find yourself a girlfriend?" Tiedoll said from the other side, "she sounds cute."

I growled, "First of all don't call me Yuu! Second of all that was a guy not a chick. Why are you calling me anyway?"

"To check in on my precious son, of course." Tiedoll said mortified. "Why else would I be calling?"

"To bug the hell out of me," I muttered snatching a beer bottle from Allen who had lost interest and began sipping at it again.

"What was that?" Tiedoll asked airily.

"Hey!" Allen protested as I poured the alcohol down the sink.

"Nothing, nothing," I said chucking the bottle into the trash and opening the fridge.

"Well, I have to go. Daisya needs me for something," Tiedoll said distractingly. "Oh, and if your going gay, don't hesitate to tell me." The line disconnected.

I stared at my phone in disbelief before shaking my head and putting it away. "What are you doing?" Allen asked as I began taking beer bottles out of the fridge.

"Not much," I said taking all of the bottles and walking outside to the trash bin. I opened it and Allen let out a squeak of protest.

"Don't do that!" he said rushing up.

"Why not? You an addict?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"No…"

"Then you shouldn't care," I dropped the bottles into the bin and they landed at the bottom with a crash.

"T-that's a waste of money!" he said in defense.

I shrugged, "Oh well," and began walking back into the house with Allen trailing closely behind.

"Oh well?" he shrilled, "I need those! There the only god dammed things that are going to help me forget Tyki!"

I whirled on him causing him to bump into my chest. "No, I don't think you do. Whoever this Tyki bastard is, you need to forget him on your own." I stuck an accusing finger onto his forehead. "Otherwise you're a weak little sprout that can't handle his own emotions like a PMSing girl!"

Allen worked his jaw in frustration, contemplating on how to reply. I snorted and turned stomping angrily into the house. "Hey, wait!" he called after me.

I ignored him and proceeded to the living room to continue converting the music. I sat down on the ground amongst scattered papers and my violin.

I heard a shout to my left and looked up to see Allen falling in my general direction. "Augh!" I shouted when his tiny body landed on me causing me to topple onto my back. My head bounced painfully on the hard wood floors and stars blinked into my vision.

"Oh my god, I'm sorry!" Allen said.

'What the hell? He goes to an ass to this?' I thought rubbing the back of my head and propping myself up on my elbows. 'Forget like a PMSing girl, he practically is one!' I was vaguely aware of a sort of pressure against my lower abdomen. I blinked twice bringing this into attention and saw Allen was sitting on said spot.

"Hey," I said interrupting a long line of apologies.

"Yea?" Allen said looking down at me.

"Mind getting off of me?" A bright blush crept across his features and I thought, 'Cute. Me want. Wait, what the hell?' He scrambled off and I sat up.

"I'm sorry," he mumbled.

"What for?" I asked tenderly touching my newly earned Goosebumps.

"Falling on you."

I snorted and looked to the mess around me. 'I'd better clean this up,' I thought warily.

"Kanda, can I do something?" Allen asked as I started stacking papers.

"Depends," I grunted thinking of going to buy wine or something along those lines.

"Just answer yes or no," he said. I raised an eyebrow and looked at him. "No drinking, promise." he added.

I thought a moment and finally curiosity ruled over common sense. "Fine, yes. Now what is it?"

He smiled slyly and suddenly pounced on me kicking up my neat piles of paper. I felt something warm and soft press against my mouth, "Mmpth!" I said falling onto my back again.

Allen POV

I didn't know what the hell I was doing kissing a man that could very well be straight, but I was drunk after all. And he tasted so good; almost like dango but hotter. One taste and I was hooked, pointlessly addicted to Yuu Kanda.

I broke off earlier than I would have liked and looked at Kanda who seemed baffled and dazed. "What the hell was that?" he shouted regaining his senses.

"You said I could," I shrugged. Kanda gritted his teeth and I asked, "Can I do it again?"

"No!" he exclaimed shoving me off and sitting up again. "You're my boss! We can't-forget it!"

"You seem flustered," I said cocking my head to the side.

"Of course I'm flustered! My boss just kissed me!"

"Did you at least like it?" Kanda's mouth snapped shut and he glared darkly at me, "So you did." I grinned.

"Shut up," he said standing, I did the same.

"Come on, admit it!"

"No!"

I pouted at him, "So I'm not a good kisser then?" He shot me a look. "Can I try again?" I asked slyly, "Do you even have the guts," -I put my hands to my hips- "BaaaaKaaandaaa?" I said tauntingly drawing out each syllable.

He growled at his newly given nickname and advanced. I squeaked thinking I'd gone to far, but instead I felt a strong arm wrap around my waist pulling me closer to him. Kanda's free hand then tilted my chin up and I stared into his eyes suddenly mesmerized by the deep, dark, blue pools reflecting slight anger and insecurity.

Moist, warm lips pressed against mine and I wrapped my arms around his neck, leaning in closer.

We were so absorbed with each other that we didn't notice anyone come in until they spoke.

"Allen?"