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"Lavi!" Allen exclaimed blushing an impossibly darker shade of red and stepping away from Kanda. "Your awake! I was beginning to think that I had to carry you to the car!" he laughed nervously rubbing the back of his head.
"So you're together now?" he asked ignoring Allen's embarrassed ramblings.
"I-I-I don't know," Allen said touching the tips of his index fingers together nervously. "I mean if you don't mind." he looked to Kanda with expectant eyes.
"Tch," Kanda said crossing his arms.
Allen brightened, "Really?"
"Huh?" Lavi asked.
"He said sure! Though a 'tch' but it's still a yes!"
"I didn't interpret that at all." Lavi said shaking his head. "Anyway, Kanda, make sure to use plenty of lube, we don't want you hurting our little Allen now do we?" he chuckled.
"Fucking rabbit!" Kanda roared and Allen flushed even darker.
Lavi started laughing hard, "Your expressions! Priceless!" he howled clutching his stomach. He wiped a tear from the corner of his eye, "But seriously, blood is a pain to get out of sheets." he said putting on a serious expression.
"Lavi!" Allen wailed. "Stop it off!"
"Not in my house either," Lavi said ignoring the poor whitette. "I don't want to her Allen's little wonton moans through the walls."
"You better shut your fucking mouth right now or I swear you won't have one in the next ten minutes." Kanda growled giving him the evil eye and cracking his knuckles.
"Or his screams," he continued ignoring the dangerous looking male in front of him. "Oh Yu! YUUU!" he taunted.
"Shut up, Lavi!" Allen shouted.
"What's going on?" Lenalee asked walking up.
"Tell Lavi to quit making Kanda so mad!" Allen said. "And making me so embarrassed!"
"Lavi, what are you doing?" she sighed.
"Just telling Kanda to be carfull with Allen," he shrugged.
"Why?"
"Never mind it." Kanda snapped, "We're leaving, now."