AN

HELLLLLOOOO I got away from Peter but he will be back soon. Last time I saw him he was in a Helicopter in Guatemala trying to shoot me with a machine gun. He holds quite a grudge and, thankfully, is a bad shot. Right now I am back at the office he shot to pieces typing his up so that somebody can send HELP. PLEASE I NEED HELP OF THE MILITARY TYPE. PLEASE I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WILL READ THIS HAS A GUN! HELP ME! I MEAN IT. Anyways I don't own the Transformers or Sky. I hope you enj- FRAG YOU PETER LET IT GO I CALLED YOU A MONKEY! I DIDN'T KILL YOUR MOTHER! BANG! YOU REALLY ARE A HORRIBLE SHOT. YOU COULDN'T HIT ME IF YOU PUT THE GUN ON ME AND SHOT ME. OH YOU THINK YOU CAN! LETS PUT THAT TO THE TEST. *Peter walks over. Puts the gun to my head and pulls the trigger* Click. HAAA TOLD YOU SO YOU STUPID MONKEY! TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T HIT ME! HA HA H- SMACK! OW! THAT HURT. I GUESS YOU CAN AIM YOUR FISTS!. I have to teach this bozo a few lessons. Enjoy the next chapter!

Sky stepped in front of Emeraldfire the moment they exited the groundbridge. It was kind of hard, since Emeraldfire was taller than her.

"Sky?" Optimus asked. The other Autobots tensed up, and Bumblebee stepped in front of the humans. "Who is this?"

"Ah am known as Emeraldfire. Ah am on your side. Now wha are your desegnetions?" Emeraldfire points at all of the other autobots.

Optimus nodded. "I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. This..." he motioned toward a red and white mech. "... Is our Chief Medical Officer." (CMO)

"Arcee." A blue femme nodded.

"Bulkhead." A big green mech said.

"I'm Bumblebee!" A yellow and black mech beeped cheerfully.

"And you already know Sky." Optimus said. Sky bowed her helm as a small blush appeared on her faceplate.

"Wait, wha did that yellow mech say now? Ah didn't understand im." Emeraldfire scratches his head while saying this.

Sky struggled not to laugh as she said, "That's Bumblebee."

Ratchet turned to Emeraldfire. "You're going to have to download English into your processor."

"And he'll need a vehicle mode." Arcee pointed out.

"Ah already got a vehical mode here." Emeraldfire transforms into a twin hover tank with two barrels that shoot fire and an antigravity feild that allows him to hover up or down to get across any Autobot, and the humans that have come out from hiding behing Bumblebee look at him in shock.

"By the AllSpark." Ratchet and Sky murmured at the same time.

"Oh my God! That is so cool!" Miko transforms back to mech form.

"Wha are ya'll staring at. It's like ya 'ave never seen an Almordian 'over tank bafore." They were all the rage in mah day. Couldn' walk down the streets of Praxus without seein' at least 10 Mechs in that form tryin' to impress some Femmes."

"But that city has been destroyed long before the war started!" Ratchet exclaimed.

"Besides, you need a vehicle form that will blend in with Earth vehicles." Arcee added.

"That won't blend in?" Sky muttered more to herself.

CLANG! Rubbing the back of her helm, she knelt down and picked up the wrench Ratchet had thrown at her. "Frag you Hatchet." She mumbled under a vent in Cybertronian.

"'Ey yar suppost ta be tha medic right? Wha are ya doing throwin wrenches at a bots 'ead?" Emeraldfire looks acusingly at Ratchet. Sky smirked.

"That's why he was known as the deadliest medic on Cybertron." She ducks as another wrench is thrown her way. Arcee, Bulkhead, and Bumblebee burst laughing while Optimus's smile is hidden behind his facemask. "He hits those who get on his nerves."

Ratchet looked up at the ceiling. "Primus, help me. My own assistant has turned against me."
Everyone laughs harder. The humans join in even though they have no idea what is going notices the humans for the first time and has been downloadin English the entire time and is down to translating just a few cybertronian words to english.

"Ey what are those little fleshlin's down there called? Ah know they weren' 'ere the last time ah flew past 'ere."

"They're the humans I was telling you about." Sky answered. "They live on this planet."

"Hi, I'm Miko!" Miko exclaimed.

"Oh, no." Bulkhead mumbled. Miko ignored him.

"Where do you come from? Why was everyone laughing? Do you like heavy metal music? Why do you transform into a tank? It is so cool!" She says all in one breath.

"Ah am from the city ah mentioned earlier. Everyone was laghing because Sky said that the rason Ratchet is called the deadliest medic on Cybertron was because he throws wrenches at paple he don't like. Ah ave no clue what eavy metal music is although it souds cool. And ah transform into a tank bacause it is cool." Emeraldfire says without stopping like Miko did thinking it was a custom on Earth and so was venting heavily when he was done. Everyone stared at Emeraldfire in shock. Ratchet shook his helm.

"Now that is something you don't see everyday."

Sky chuckled before introducing the other two humans. "This is Raf..." She pointed at the younger boy with glasses. "And this is Jack."

"Ey Raf. Ey Jack. Nice ta meet ya. Nice ta meet all of ya. Now that introductions are out oh tha way lets get some grub." Everyone cheers and rushes into the kitchen Where emeraldfire shows all the bots an amazing way to make energon into noodles with a thick sauce. Very simmilar to Earth spaghetti.

AN

Well that was a good second chapter now wasn't it? I am now going to put up something new

A QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER!

FOR THE FIRST TIME IT WILL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE.

If you could choose from being rich and unhealthy or poor and healthy which would you choose? Please tell me in a review. Peter is out cold right now so we got some time but the clock is ticking.