'GET ANOTHER ROUNDD FOR ME AND MY MUMMY JAN!'

A ripple of giggles was heard from behind Janet as Rachel and Gill sat and did some Motherly Daughter Bonding. Janet had to admit she was impressed with how quickly they had Gel'd. It was like they had Mother and Daughter for a long time, the stories they shared... and the large amount of wine they had got through. Like Mother like Daughter.

'Yes luv'?'

'Another bottle of red wine please... and two packets of salt and Vinegar'

She needed to sober them both up a bit otherwise they'd wake up with stonking great hangovers. Gazing back at the table, Janet realised they had already got through three bottles of wine. Okay, so maybe one packet of crisps wouldn't work.

'Is there a kebab shop nearby Mate?'

...

'And then there was the time this kid came up to me in a bar, asking for the time...he was about twenty! So I grabbed Our Alison and snogged her face off. Didn't come near me again...mind neither did she for about a week!'

Gill and Rachel collapsed into another fit of giggles as Janet sat back down with a bottle of wine and four packets of crisps. Rachel and Gill sat up straight, with Gill going to grab the wine and pour it into her glass.

'No, I don't think so! I'm taking this home, and I'm taking you pair home as well!'

Janet snatched the wine away from the two drunks and hid it in her bag. She threw them both some crisps telling them to eat up before they get chucked out of the bar. Rachel and Gill replied at the same time with a middle finger. So a like it's weird. How did I not notice this before?

'Jan!Jan!Jan! Get a photo yeah?'

Rachel threw her phone in the direction of Janet, who managed to catch it before it bounced off the floor and smashed into pieces Rachel and Gill sat closer together, arms wrapped around each other, pulling stupid faces. Janet couldn't help but smile as the shutter dropped down, and the flash went off.

'Right, now the photo's are over, Let's get you alcoholics home!'

'No.. We want to stay more!'

Typical Rachel, never knew when enough was enough. Janet stood up and grabbed both Women by their arms pulling them upright. She quickly had to wrap her arms around the pair, stopping them from collapsing to the floor.

'Come on..Bedtime'

'I don't know were I put my Keys Jannyyyy...'

'Stay at mine then! Sammy won't minddd!'

Janet rolled her eyes. It was like this all the time. She was getting one of them home when they were drunk, more often than not it was both of them she had to drop home after a pissed up night. 'Perk of the job..' Gill once told her. The Mother and Daughter used any excuse to get absolutely rat arsed. A funeral, a Murder investigation solved. Anything for a piss up.

'Hey Jan! Did you know... Sammy is my ickle ickle Brother!'

'Yes Rach, now get in the car'

Janet had to practically sit them down in the car, and do the seat-belts up for the pair as they were so intoxicated. She could understand it though, it was their way of bonding.

'Gill next time, Buy her a bloody happy meal'