Aw man, I was reading everyone's reviews, and I just couldn't help myself. I just had to put this up. XD

Skywriter5: I'm glad you liked it! Oh I know right? I seriously wanna kick his butt! Haha, yea, I couldn't help but to put that in there. XD

HAWTgeek: I know right. Hm...I was actually just thinking about that too. Well, I've decided that they've been homeschooled; Gabe would rather they knew how to count money and not get ripped off than become broke. I know, it's adorable how he's like that, huh? And doesn't every girl wish they had a guy like that? I know I sure do. By reading this next chapter, you'll find out jus how immature i am, haha. Well at least you have a dog! I have three cats who only care about themselves! Daughter of Aphrodite? Nice. Haha, I hope you read this chapter before night time!

Lovin'It: You actually gave me the idea of this chapter. Lol, I just couldn't help but immediately write this when you said that! XD

C-Nuggets N.L: Hm...I'm not sure. But I'm going to play around with this story and have our two favorite demigods travel a bit on the way. I'll make them go to the Grand Canyon, of course, but do you hav any suggestions? Like, maybe Hoover Dam? Idk. I did a LITTLE section of Rachel in this chappie, just to give you the idea that she's okay.

Mundster Madman: Yup, yup, yup. Well maybe I can make it up to you with this hilarious chappie. ;)

meeeethegr8: Haha, yea i couldn't really think of a way for them to figure it out, since they got separated from Rachel. Lol, I'm pretty sure everyone's heard it, bud. The song sucks!

filmyfurry: I decided to make it up to you guys for the long wait. So this hilarious chapter was born! It's guaranteed to be a favorite to all readers! lol jk jk

JayJay-Lynn: That's a good idea! I'll keep that in mind for the next chappies; thnx!

ilovepie: Actually, as long as it insults Gabe, I really have no problem with that, haha

Hope you enjoy, peeps!

"But it can't be suspicious. I mean, you can't just have a whole bunch of kids disappearing," Percy added.

Athena smiled, "I'm starting to really grow fond of the young man."

Aphrodite giggled for an insanely long time, "I know, right? He's so adorable!" Then she sighed dreamily, "If only he'd been born back in Greece, then I could've been with him..."

Poseidon huffed, "I doubt it, Aphrodite. My son is too sensible to be with a crazy woman like you."

"You forget that I can charm-speak," she said slyly, standing next to a cardboard life size Percy.

"For the last time, I would not allow my son to be with you!"

"Aphrodite, will you stop cuddling with a shirtless cardboard Perseus," Athena groaned, ripping it away from her.

Said love goddess gasped, "You're absolutely right, Athena!"

Athena sighed, thinking that at last some sense had been kicked into her.

"I should get a life size shirtless statue of him!" Aphrodite jumped up and down, clapping her hands excitedly as she squealed.

Athena hit her head repeatedly against her throne, moaning something about how annoying it is to be stuck with the goddess of love for eternity.

Apollo watched the son of Poseidon, saying softly to himself, "I wonder what would happen if I put my blessing on him..."

Artemis, too, was gazing intensely at the black haired teenager, "He's quite sensible. Wise, smart...doesn't go after looks, but what's on the inside...He has my blessing!"

Percy, who was just about to turn on the TV, suddenly fell back onto the bed, saying, "Whoa, what the heck?" He felt lightheaded for a second, but it went away immediately.

He looked up at surprised Annabeth, "Have you ever wondered what it's like to take a walk through a park when there's a full moon?"

She shrugged, sitting next to him, "It would be really pretty, but it'd be even prettier if we were near a lake or the ocean to see the moonlight hit the water."

He nodded, then said, confused, "I have a sudden urge to get a bow of arrows and wear silver." She laughed.

Apollo glared at his sister, "Oh, heck, no! I claimed him first!"

Percy blinked, "We should buy a guitar. I got a sudden song idea."

Annabeth put her head on his shoulder, "You always had a good voice."

"Thanks, Wise Girl. Maybe we could both sing in it..."

"You're so random sometimes it's adorable," she said, smiling as she hugged his arm.

"—but you didn't do anything about it until I did and—"

"—Well maybe I was just about to before you butted in and—"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?" The rest of the Olympians yelled at Artemis and Apollo.

Zeus rubbed his temples, grumbling.

Poseidon was discussing things with Athena, "Do you think we should send them magical weapons?"

"They are doing fantastic on their own...but now that they know who they are..."

"More monsters could come," they said together.

"Aw, but it's so much more romantic to see them struggling to protect each other," Aphrodite giggled, butting in.

"Well...at least our blessing," Athena said to Poseidon, "You bless my daughter, and I bless your son."

"Deal," he said firmly.

"I wish we were by the beach so that we could be swimming right now," Annabeth sighed.

Percy told her wisely, "But we'd have to put sunscreen on before we went in; you'll thank me when your back isn't bright red."

"Oh, hold on a second! What if I want to bless the punks," Ares said gruffly.

"Well, you might want to do it now...everyone else is," Zeus muttered.

"I never said you were stupid!" Annabeth yelled.

"Oh, psh, okay! But you were implying that I was!"

"No, I wasn't! I never said that you were dumb! You're the exact opposite!"

"Lying won't get us anywhere, Annabeth!" Percy shouted.

"Aaaarrreessss," Aphrodite complained in a whine, "You're ruining it!"

He shrugged.

"Ugh, fine, I'll just give them my blessing!"

"Why the heck do you—" Percy suddenly stopped yelling, as did Annabeth. He smiled kindly down at her, holding out his arms.

She smiled and embraced him fiercely, cheek pressed against his chest.

He wrapped his strong arms around her tightly, protectively, "I don't even remember what we were fighting about."

She sighed contently, "Like it matters. As long as we're together, I'm happy."

He nodded in agreement, kissing the top of her head.

"Okay, now this is getting just ridiculous," Hephaestus chuckled.

"I'll do it if you do it," Zeus said.

"Okay then, I'll go first."

"What if they made a sword that could change into a spear which could change into a javelin which could change into a knife which could change into a bow?" Percy suddenly asked.

"What if we made it?" Annabeth shot back, pulling back enough to grin at him.

"What if we sold it to other demigods?" He said, starting to get hyped up.

"What if we became rich?" She replied, also excited.

"What if we used the money to make more things?"

"Man, we gotta invent all this—"

She stopped, and then said, "Maybe we should go to the Olympic Regional Airport right now. To save time. Plus it's cool to be up so high and see all the clouds and everything, huh?"

"Well, we're already packed so—What if we made a suitcase that could change into a shield?"

"Awesome!"

Rachel's POV

"Are you sure this is the place, Ms. Dare?"

"Yeah, I'm sure, George. Thanks for the ride."

I got out of the limo and waited until it left before climbing up the hill. Man, demigods must be pretty athletic if they can stand getting up this without feeling what a workout this is.

Immediately, I ran to the big house yelling for Chiron. He came out in wheelchair form, bewildered.

"Rachel? What are you doing here?"

I held up a finger, telling him to wait until I could catch my breath. My hands on my knees, I took deep breathes for a couple minutes before blurting, "I can't tell if Annabeth and Percy are alive because Percy nearly got killed by the Minotaur but he killed it and then they were being chased by a Kindly One but I think they might have gotten away, though I'm not positively sure."

He stared at me, blank expression.

I laughed nervously, "Heh, heh...uh...Chiron?"

"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Uh, uh, uh, uh stayin' aliiiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiive—"

"STOP SINGING STAYING ALIVE!" Artemis shrieked, poking him in the side.

He giggled.

The throne room fell quiet.

"Did you just...giggle?" Athena said incredulously.

"N-no," Apollo said weakly, turning as red as his sacred crows.

Artemis poked him again and a giggle erupted from him.

Ares bust up laughing, and everyone else soon followed.

Even Hestia was biting her lip to hide a smile as she tended to the hearth.

I just wanna say that I'm dedicating this chapter to a reviewer of mine who gave me the idea for this.

Lovin'It, thanks a lot for the idea!

Hope you guys had your fair share of laughs for the day! ;D

-WaffleGirl