Chapter two

Nap time sure was fucken boring, for me at least. Usually I had my lunch break right about now but that fuck Aizen left somewhere with Ulquiorra. Damn Bastard... Isn't there a law somewhere about leaving this many kids with a minor? Whatever. I ignored the fact that Aizen was a law-breaking bastard and ate my graham crackers.

What? There was nothen in this fridge but juice boxes, fruit, cheese and graham crackers. It was better than nothing. While I was still eating, Aizen and his brat came back. Ulquiorra was holding a cheeseburger in his hands.

WHAT THE FUCK!

That just pissed me off. Aizen's little baby get's special treatment? Well it's not like I'm his son... but still- he should teach that brat some manners! Eating in front of other people is rude. Even I know this. Hell, my mom used to drag me around the house by my ear if I did that...

I glared at Ulquiorra as he followed Aizen back to his office. He looked at me, then turned his nose up at me. Damn if he wasn't a little kid... I cracked my knuckles. Yeah so I have a short temper? Who gives a fuck. What was Aizen thinking having me around children in the first place?

Some time later, Aizen brought Ulquiorra out by the hand and said, "Grimmjow, could you watch Ulqiorra for a little bit? I need to make a very important phone call." He was smiling all sick like and I just wanted to go, 'fuck you,' and punch him in the face. But the thought that Aizen could probably have me killed and cover it up stopped me from doing that.

"Fine, fine..." I grumbled. Ulquiorra was still fucking pouting when his dad shut the office door. He didn't even move from the spot. "Well? You just gonna stand there all day?" More pouting. "Fine! Whatever brat!" Stupid fucken kids. I grabbed my juicebox and tried to stick the straw in. The fuck? Why were these damn things so flimsy? The straw broke on my second try. Damn. I grabbed another. And it broke, again. I was about ready to kill someone when I noticed Ulquiorra was standing in front of me.

He grabbed the juicebox from me and stuck the straw in perfectly. I glared at him, and he sat down in the chair farthest away from me at the table. "I'm not thanken you for this, brat," I told him in between sips.

"Hmmf, trash."

"What did you say!"

"Daddy said you're nice, but I don't believe him. You're a meany."

I could feel my eyebrow twitching. Don't say anything back, Grimmjow, the little voice in my head that always tried to keep me out of trouble told me. But I never listen anyways. "Yer daddy's a looney." I grinned at the face he made.

"T-take that back."

"No."

"I'm telling."

"Tell yer daddy. I don't care." I shrugged and this seemed to agitate him more. Haha, he actually thought I'd be scared of him telling on me? I'm not in first grade kid. He finally realized nothing he could say would help and he ran back to his hiding place that he was in earlier. I snickered. So maybe I was a little crazy around children. Not my fault. Like I said, why'd they let me around these kids? I'm never nice, so why would snotty brats be an exception?

The kids' parents came around the time nap time was over. They gently roused their kids from slumber and took them into their arms. I watched Yammy jump up in his sister's arms and she actually dropped the kid! Well no wonder... he's pretty big. Oh great... Harribel was on her way towards me actually.

She hit on me every time she saw me. It was just fucken annoying to be honest. Yeah she was hot as fuck and had these giant ass tits, and I admit I tried something with her once until I found out she was Yammy's sister. Now every time I see her I think of him! You can imagine how deeply traumatizing that was for me. Anyways I never told her why I stopped talking to her...

She grinned at me. "Hey Grimmy..." she drawled sexily. Oh god... Yammy was standing right next to her. He was smiling up at me, holding his arms up.

I barked down at him, "I'm not pickin you up kid!"

Harribel laughed, her boobs bouncing as she did. I tried to look away. "Uh... hey..." Shit, I needed a distraction before she was all over me. Great! I spotted Byakuya who had Rukia by the hand. He was signing her out. "I need to go talk to someone real quick!" I caught up with him, and he looked down at me (though I was definitely not smaller than he was), all dignified and whatnot.

"Yes, Jeagerjaques?"

God this guy was a prick. And he's only a few years older than me. It's a wonder that the free-spirited and friendly Rukia was his younger sister! Then again I did here somewhere that she was adopted, which didn't make any fucken sense because they looked just like each other. "Don't forget that we close early Monday," I reminded him. "Aizen said he forgot to call and tell ya..."

"Ah yes, thank you. Give my regards to... Sousuke." He left then without waiting for my response.

Tch whatever. Why was this guy on first name basis with Aizen and I wasn't?

Harribel was gone when I turned around, thank god. Pretty soon other kids' parents came by. Tatsuke, Chizuru and Keigo left with their own parents. Then after that Uryu's mother came to pick him up, and Chad went with him. Uryu's mother lived in the same apartment complex as Chad and his grandfather so she had permission to take the kid home I guess.

I started countin heads to see who was left and came up with one more then usual. I realized this was because Coyote Stark was currently asleep next to his daughter, Lilynette. I didn't have to do much because Lilynette started jumpen on him to get him up, as usual. Stark was also one of Aizen's business partners. They exchanged greetings when the lazy bastard finally got up.

Shit got loud when Ichigo's dad came to get him. Isshin was always pretty annoying. He practically jumped at me when he came in. "Grimmjow! How's my favorite blue-haired teen!"

I shoved him off. "Fine shithead now get offa me!"

He started laughing. Ichigo came up and kicked his dad in the leg, hard. "Dad shuttup! You're embarrassing me!"

"Hey Ichigo you can't leave yet, I haven't kissed you goodbye!"

Didn't have to turn around to see who that was.

Ichigo panicked and started shoving his dad out the door. "C'mon dad hurry let's leave!" He was blushing. I couldn't help but laugh.

Isshin turned around then and said, "Ichigo don't be rude! Say goodbye to your friend!" He started pulling at his kid's cheeks.

"No, Renji's not my friend!" The orange-haired kid kicked his dad again.

Renji came up and gave Ichigo a big hug, then a kiss on the cheek. "I'm Ichi-berry's boyfriend!" Renji had it coming when Ichigo started to beat him up. Unfortunately for Isshin, Ichigo started on him next and dragged him out before he could do anything else.

I grabbed Renji by his long ass pony tail to hold him back. "Ow ow ow Grimmjow lemme go!"

"No you sick creep! Stop harassen Ichigo!"

He did something strange then. He stopped hollerin and looked to his side shyly, his face was kinda red. "I like him so I can't help it. He's cute ya know."

"Well now, yer actually kinda cute yerself when you stop talkin." I grinned at him.

Renji stuck his tongue out at me and screamed in my face, "pervert Oni-san!" Once again, he bit me (tha fuck does he keeps doin that?) and fell from my grasp as I cradled my hurt hand.

Right then Shuuhei came in, stopping me from chasing and tearing off that brat's head. He got lucky this time. "Yo, Grimm!" he called with a grin. "Done worken yet?" This guy was probably the only non-creepy guy I hung out with. We've known each other since junior high. He was always the innocent, hard working student until I met him. We both started getting into some not so good stuff together. Like smoking, drinking, going to parties and shit like that. We weren't bad kids, just kinda rambunctious. Shuuhei was more wired up than me when we got drunk. He didn't get that tattoo on his face while he was sober...

"Nah, still got a few more kids to take care of." Nel was the only other kid left, besides Renj- who I was taking home, and Ulqiuorra.

"You're uncle's a slave driver. It's summer! You shouldn't even be working!"

"Yer tellen me that?" I laughed. "No way my parents would of payed back what I broke! S 'not like there's anything else for me to do."

"Grimmjow?" Aizen came out, holding Ulquiorra and Nel by a hand each. "I'm taking Nel with me, Syzael and Yylfordt are at my place. You're free to go." Syzael and Yylfordt are Nel's parents if ya didn't get that. They work with that bastard too. Weird right? What are those two fruits doin with a little girl?

I grabbed my leather jacket and called to Renji, "come on kid!" Then turned to Shuuhei. "So what're we doin tonight?"

He grinned, and shrugged, "The usual?"

Pretty soon we were in Shuuhei's damn nice mustang, dark violet of course. He had the numbers 69 engraved on it. They're his dad's numbers or some shit, since his dad's some rich race car driver. Lucky fuck. Apparently they own at least 50 cars.

"Just being in your car makes me miss Pantera even more. Damn I can't wait to get her back!" Pantera was the light in my fucking life. My very first car, and even better than Shuuhei's. But, my parents grounded me from it which is just fucking ridiculous! How can you ground a man from his own car? Yeah I wasn't paying for the gas but only because all my money is now going toward paying off my debt to Aizen! Which again, I don't even understand- the bastard is rich! What does he care about a hundred dollar vase? He could just buy another one!

"Damn Grimmjow... I'm not gonna lie, your life really sucks."

I punched him. He punched me back.

"Tha fuck? I was only telling the truth! Why thy hell'd you hit me?"

"Dunno." I shrugged.

"Whatever." He got over it. Usually what went on around us.

"Teenagers are stupid," Renji said in the backseat.

We both turned around to yell at him.

"Shuttup kid before I rip all your hair out!"

"And put your seat belt on!"

He grumbled but did as we said. Hah, the perks of being a mature adult. Okay... maybe not a mature adult...

"I don't wanna go home Grimm, take me to your house."

"Can't, we're almost there." I felt bad for the kid. He had it rough there, but he was at my house ALL THE TIME. And I was around little brats all day, I needed a break.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top!"

"I said no dammit! And yer not cute!"