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Chapter Three
Renji ended up coming over to my place. Tch. My mom called coincidentally right at that moment and told him he could. Did they plan this? Whatever. I was tryna chill with Shuuhei in my room. Xbox, beer and junk food. What more did we need?
"FUCK! You sniped me man- I'm on your mother fucking team!" Shuuhei lunged at me while I laughed.
"I don't trust no one!" We laughed it off then, it was just some game. "Damn, wish there was a party tonight..." I said. He agreed with a nod, taken a swig of beer from the bottle. "I'd give anything to get outta here..." He didn't say anything still, but started beaten my ass at Halo. "Hey! At least let me know yer listenin!"
"Yeah yeah, I heard ya. I'm just wondering if a party's all that fun anymore."
"There's hot chicks and booze- what's not fun about that?"
He coughed from the alcohol, and wiped his mouth. What the hell? Was he... blushing? "No, that's fun an all. I just think there's better ways to meet people and have a good time."
Something was definitely strange about him. "Don't tell me yer goin soft?" I laughed at that. Shuuhei, soft? He glared at me.
"You know I'm right, Grimm." He turned back to the game, then exclaimed excitedly when he won.
Was he right? Were there more ways of having fun than getting drunk and having sex with girls? I didn't care to find out, and right then I knew I wouldn't live to find out as I heard my mom come up the stairs. "Shit! Hide the beer!" We frantically shoved the bottles out of plain sight then sat back down before she could open the door.
Lucky for us my mom was very loud wherever she went, and she didn't just knock on my door either, she kicked it in. My mom wasn't like the stay-at-home-cookie-making-apron-wearing-how-was-your-day mom's that they show on tv and in cartoons. She was the exact opposite! Rangiku was always loud, outspoken, and very aggressive. People took one look at her and suddenly realized where I got my attitude from (despite our hair colors we were a lot alike.) The again, they also think she's my sister. I still don't get why she married my dad who is even creepier than Aizen himself! With his fucking fox grin, always up in my face about shit I did... But hey he gave us the beer so who am I to complain?
"Nice of you not to greet your mother hello, Grimmjow. And what's with this going straight up to your room all secretive huh? You got somethin to hide from your mom!" She looked down at me with a stiff upper lip. From where I sat she looked like a giant. As usual, whenever she entered a room, Shuuhei tried very hard not to stare at her chest. Shuuhei's actually pretty chill with it most times. Believe me, I've got a lot of friends who don't shut the hell up about how big my moms- Ugh. I can't even say it! But yeah, at least Shuuhei's not a fucken perverted fuck.
"Uh hey mom," I greeted her with a big grin on my face. When I was a kid I used to smile and be all cute and shit to get outta trouble but that doesn't work now that I'm pretty much a man. Although it does have an effect on my dad...
"Che, don't be all cute with me Grimmjow. Do you even know-" oh shit. She looked down at me with murder in her eyes. "IS THAT BEER I SMELL!"
"No mom I swear-"
"GRIMMJOW DON'T LIE TO ME!"
If anyone were to walk by the door they would see my mom lunging at me in attack mode. I'm all for lying to my mom but once I get caught I can't do shit about it. She found the beer and held it above our heads as we lay scattered on the ground. I sat up and rubbed my head. Damn, she fucken hit me hard! Shuuhei cradled his leg with a groan.
I don't know if my dad had a death wish, or if he just liked it when my mom hit him, but right then he decided to walk up to my room to see what was going on. "Oh Grimmy-chan, what did you do now?" He stopped when he saw my mom with the case of beer in her hands. I snickered. Damn right I'm not taken all the punishment for myself. The stupid fox laughed, "Grimmy, what have I told you about drinking?"
Rangiku glared evilly at Gin. "Yes, Gin, what have you told Grimmjow about drinking? Since this is the beer you always buy, I was wondering that myself..."
He laughed and my mom shoved the case into his arms. "You useless fox! What are you teaching my son?"
Shuuehi and I kept laughing. It always cracked us up when my mom scolded my dad. He just stood there and took it every time. He's such a wimp!
"GRIMMJOW! Why are you two laughing, eh? You think this is funny!"
"No Mrs. JeagerJaques!"
"No Mommy!"
What? I didn't want to get hit over the head again! You wouldn't either if you encountered Rangiku's fists of iron. Shuuhei was just lucky he didn't have to live with her. Anyway so yeah my mom went off on all three of us for a long fucking time- I swear it felt like hours until my stupid brother walked in with Momo by the hand. Thank god! I found myself cheering. So normally I hated being around Hitsugaya- the stupid fairy, but my mom never scolded him- EVER. He could burn down his school and she would kiss him on the cheek and tell him what a good little boy he was.
Tch, unfair right? Anyways he came in and looked at all of us with a smirk. Fucken brat. My mom immediately lit up and smiled at him and his ugly girlfriend.
"Toushi!" she went to hug him. Hahahahah! I pointed my finger and laughed at the fucker. The one thing I was happy about was that my mom never knew when to stop embarrassing him. She always gave him kisses, hugs and openly called him 'Toushi' in front of all his friends.
"Mommmm!" he whined. "I brought Momo with me."
"Of of course, sorry honey I forgot." Hahaha. The little brat was turning red.
"Grimmjow, stop laughing at your brother!" She threw something at me. Wtf! What was that? It felt like a fucken brick. Since when does my mom keep bricks on her?
"I'm going to my room. Have fun, Grimmjow. By the way, Renji is in the kitchen eating everything in our fridge. Just thought I'd let you know." He left with an evil smirk.
I was going to get him later for that. "Leave your door open!" my mom called. Once Hitsugaya left she turned back around to us. Dammit, I should have escaped when I had the chance.
Sometime later we were sitting in my room playing games again, only this time Renji was with us and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. It was our punishment, but hey at least she didn't kill me. I'm not sure what happened with my dad. But he left the room smiling after my mom who was still ranting at him.
"So then you have to defeat the man at the gate to get into Soul Society..." Renji went on about some stupid game that he played.
"Soul Society? That's sounds fucken gay," I said.
"It's not gay!"
"It's a bunch of people runnin around in robes with freaky hair; what's gayer than that!"
Shuuhei said, "actually Grimm, I think it's kinda cool. I'd play it."
"See! He thinks it's cool. Your just stupid Grimmjow." Brat stuck his tongue at out me.
"Well whatever. I still say those Death something or others are stupid. All fighting for the people, it's just fuckin bullshit. I'd rather be one of those Espada characters you talked about..." Yeah, killing whoever I wanted and not listening to anyone orders was more my style. I wasn't gonna prance around in robes.
"Espada? They're evil. You have to defeat their leader later on and take them down. But I don't think you get to be one of them..."
"Alright shuttup kid, I'm hungry. Aah shit- Shuuhei you just wrecked my ride!" Stupid fucken racing games.
He laughed. "Paybacks a bitch."
I tossed the controller and lay back on the couch in my room. "Renji go get us some food!"
"Why do I have to!"
"Cuz this is my room, and that's my xbox yer playen on!" Hah, he left to go get some food for us just like I told him too. Hey, if he was staying the night he'd have to do as I said. S'only fair. As soon as he was gone Shuuhei started talking.
"Hey Grimm, I need to tell you something serious."
I sat up straight and looked over at him. He looked really nervous. That was strange for him. "What?" I raised an eyebrow.
He licked his lips then opened his mouth to speak but he never got to. My mom's harpie voice rang from down stairs and made me jump pretty much to the fucking ceiling."GRIMMJOW, SHUUHEI, GET YER ASSES DOWN HERE FOR DINNER!"
Dammit! "Aiight tell me later Shuu. We better go before she comes and tears us apart..."
He laughed and didn't say anything else. Good. FUCK. I hope whatever he was gonna tell me wasn't serious or life changing in any way. I can't handle that shit. It was better to just forget about stuff like that and move on with life, whatever it was.
They were all sitting at the table when we got there. That is; my mom and dad, Renji, Hitsu-gay-a and his ugly ass girlfriend Momo. I'm an ass I know, for saying that. But it's true. They both annoy the hell out of me.
"Well how lovelery of ya two ta join us fer dinner," my dad said watching us with his creepy ass grin. I took a seat farthest away from Hitsu-gay-a but unfortunately right across from Renji who smiled at me like I was some comic book hero. Shuuhei grabbed the chair next to me. "An now tha' ya are here, we can eat." He happily reached for a piece of meat with his chopsticks but my mom smacked his hand down.
"Not yet, Gin. We're going to say thanks."
Everybody looked at my mom in shock. "Thanks? What for, s'not thanksgiving..." What the fuck was she going on about thanks for? We didn't even celebrate that weird American holiday anyways. She shot me a look that said 'shut the fuck up or I'll tear off your lips," and I did just that. She could be scary as hell sometimes.
"You don't say thanks on thanksgiving, that's Hanukkah!" Renji decided to butt in. And what the hell was this kid talking about?
I reached over and smacked him on the head. "The fuck you don't say thanks on thanksgiving! You idiot!"
"Grimmjow!"
I decided to ignore my mom as Renji and I argued. My dad just snickered as he watched us.
"You're wrong, right Shuuhei!"
"Uh... I'm pretty sure Hannukah is totally different."
Hitsu-gay-a scoffed at all of us and said, "you three are so immature. Who cares about what holiday it isn't."
"Ya want me to throw your ass out the window Hitsu-gay-a?" I barked at him. His faced turned scarlet.
He stood up to me anyways, which only made me laugh. This midget couldn't beat up a kid smaller n he was. "I'm not insulted by your barbarian name calling."
"Hahaha, you think yer so tough then why don't ya come over here and try me." However many times my mom was yelling my name by now slipped my mind.
"Yeah a fight!" Renji jumped up in his seat. "'C'mon Grimm kick his face in for the Easter bunny!" What Easter bunny? This kid sure had his holidays mixed up.
"Why don't you come over here you dunce caveman," my little brother said with a glare. Ohh that's it. I wasn't holding back anymore. I was just about to jump over the table and pound him when suddenly the table and floor shook, and a deafening shriek made me grab my ears. "EVERYBODY BE QUIET!" The hell? An earthquake? I was shoved back down hard into my seat, as was Renji and Hitsugaya. I looked over to see my mom's palms flat out on the table.
Shit. I gulped. This was not good. She looked up and I almost cried at the demonic stare in those eyes. "Tonight we have a guest and we're eating like a normal family. No more feet-on-the-table-chewing-with-your-mouth-open-monkey-manners, got it?" she glared at all of the men at the table who only gulped in response. "Good," she sighed. Then smiled at Momo who was giggling, "it's about time we have another lady around the house. These boys will be the death of me.
Now, everyone bow your heads and close your eyes." I don't think anyone was going to say no to my mom after what just happened. "Lord thank you for this meal that I slaved all day over and thank you for my gorill- I mean children and their friends and friends families as well. Amen."
Usually we would dig in to what's there immediately before it was gone but everyone was being very hesitant and nervous, except for my dad who was humming as he piled his plate full of food. Creepy ass fuck. "Yo dad, pass the chicken- ow! What the hell was that for?" The hell does my mom always gawta throw shit at me? And who knew bread sticks could be so damn hard!
"Use your manners Grimmy," she said.
I growled and rubbed at my head. Been doing that a lot today... "Can you pass me the chicken..." she rose her brow. Geeze what the fuck more did that women want!
"Can I what?" she mocked.
Renji and Shuuhei were snickering behind their mouthfuls of food at me. And I made sure I glared at them to send a warning for later. Reluctantly, I grumbled out what I knew my mom was trying to get me to say. "Please, pass the chicken."
My creep of a father exclaimed loudly, "aww isn't that jus tha cutest thing. Our little Grimmy-chan jus said 'please'."
Hitsugaya laughed, "it's the only time he's ever said it."
"That just means I have to be harder on him then, right Grimmjow?" my mom said with an evil grin.
I resisted the urge to cuss them all out and instead chowed down on the food I had in my hand. Once everyone was all stuffed n shit, my mom made me do the dishes while she drove Momo home. I was complaining the whole way until Shuuhei and Renji ended up helping me. Once that was done it was back to my room.
"So yer sayen you don't want to go to a part tomorrow?" Fuck that better not be the case. I was ready to get drunk and let loose. Shuuhei was telling me about how Nnoitra had picked a fight with him and he wanted to stay away from his scene for a while. Nnoitra was the leader of a gang known for shady shit even for a high school gang. Shuuhei and I didn't let a gang claim us. We fought but we weren't going to cooperate with a bunch of idiots who only know how to cause trouble. Anyways Nnoitra's been trying get Shuu to join for a while now. He stopped asking me once I gave him two broken arms.
Shuuhei grinned. "Naah, man we should go. Like I said, things are different with me now. But ah tomorrow I want you to meet someone. So yeah, we're goin."
I could tell Shuuhei was different even without him saying it. I'm not an idiot like people say, or, 'all muscle and no brains,' to be exact. It's been over two weeks since summer finally started and this is only the second time I've seen him. We were good friends except that damn job of mine kept me busy.
"Good, I don't wanna hear about you gettin' soft on me man. Can't let this lame ass job take over my whole fucking summer," I grumbled. "And as for that shit Nnoitra... if he causes any trouble you know I got your back."
We ended up playing video games until we both passed the hell out. Renji and Hitsugaya came in at one point but I was pretty much asleep by then, even as my eyes struggled to take in what they were doing.