I hope my mother takes me to get my new phone today!
I sat at my drawing desk and looked over the blue prints of Gordon's office. I planned to climb into his office through the window facing Main Street (A.N. I don't know if Gotham has a Main Street.). It would be dark so no one would see me. I just had to get a distraction set up so Gordon would go up to the roof to call the Bat and his crew. I had to make sure that the Bat wouldn't be with Gordon or patrolling. He could mess up my entire plan.
I would slip into Gordon's office while he was on the roof and hide. When he would come back in, I would knock him out and kidnap him and take him to the warehouse district. By that time the Bat-crew should be done with my wild goose chase and heading back to Gordon's office. When they find him gone, they will find my note and come looking. Gordon should wake up to me and I will explain to him who I am and then make my get-away right before the Bat-crew shows up to rescue Gordon.
This plan will drive the Bat nuts. Now I have to go rob a convenience store and give the money to Father and start setting up the wild goose chase for tonight. I might be able to hire some of Father's thugs and use them for a distraction. That should work to keep the Bat away for about a half-hour. Plenty of time to kidnap Gordon and move him to the warehouse district. Now time to get on to that robbery.
I changed into my costume and jumped on my Kawasaki Black Ninja Motorcycle (A.N. I don't own). I raced towards mid-town and stopped in front of a Rutter's gas station (A.N. I don't own). I darted inside and stole all the cash out of the cash register and ran back outside with the loot. I hopped on my motorcycle and went back to the hideout. I gave my father half the money and went to go find some thugs that I could bribe to distract the Bat.
Once that was done I changed back to my normal clothes and went to Rosi's Dinner for lunch. To my surprise the Waynes were there. Bruce waved me over and asked me to join them. I decided that it couldn't hurt.
"What's up, little miss 'I won't rat you out'?" Timmy asked me while Jason threw his arm around my shoulders.
"First, I didn't rat you out. You guys just aren't good at sneaking out. And I came here for lunch," I informed the misinformed brat.
"We aren't that bad. Just last week…"Jason started, stopping when Bruce turned towards him.
"What did you do 'just last week'?" he questioned, glaring at the boy. I started laughing my head off.
"Ooo… You're in trouble now," I said, chuckling.
"Risionis, shut up. I didn't do anything last week, Bruce," the nervous boy tried to reassure his father.
"Mum hum. You're lying to me, Jason. What. Did. You. Do. Last. Week?" Bruce said, not even breaking contact with Jason's green eyes.
"Um… Well, it was really nothing, Bruce. I just went to this party at Jimmy's house and you didn't want me to go, but I went any way," Jason said quickly, only slowing down at the end.
Bruce continued to glare, "We WILL be talking about this later, Jason." Jason ducked his head while removing his arm from around my shoulders. I was still laughing at Jason. My father never cared what I did so long as he got his money. I didn't mind. I didn't care either.
Lucy came over and everyone ordered after the boys flirted with her. She left with our order, red in the face. I shook my head at their antics.
"Do you guys flirt with every woman that comes your way?" I asked them, shocked when they all nodded, even Bruce. "I should have known." The boys chuckled.
Bruce was nice enough to pay for my meal which meant that I didn't have to pay Lucy back for the meal considering that I spent all my money on the thugs that I hired. Bruce and the boys all thought that I was an orphan and would often pay for my meals when I ate at Rosi's. Well, I better hurry back to the hideout so I can get ready for tonight.
I stood outside on the ledge and watched as Gordon got the call to tell him about my distraction. I watched him run out of the room and opened the window. I decided to hide behind a tall plant in the corner and waited for about 5 minutes. Gordon walked right passed me and I made my move. With a swift strike to the back of his head and he was out on the floor. I strapped him to my body and leaped out the window towards the street below. I grabbed a flag pole on the way down and swung us into a nearby alley. I strapped him onto my bike and climbed back up to his office.
I placed the note on his desk and went back down to the alley. I climb onto my bike behind Gordon and took off to the warehouse district using the back ways.
I tied Gordon to a chair in the empty warehouse and pulled up another chair while I waited for him to wake up.
After 15 minutes, he started groaning. He was fully awake after 5 more minutes.
"Who are you? What do you want?" He asked me, being as calm and collective as he could be.
"My real is a secret you shall never know, but you can call me Sanna. Now I plan on being better at controlling Gotham than my father, who you know as the Joker," I paused, smirking at his shocked face, "Didn't you know he had a kid? Wow, I'm surprised you don't know. Anyway, I plan to take out the Bat and then Gotham is mine! Well, I better get going before the Bat shows up. I don't plan on taking him out tonight. Well, until next time Comiss," I hopped up as the pager on my hip went off telling me that the Bat had showed up.
I jumped up to a broken window near the ceiling and climbed out, dropping down into the alleyway. I jumped onto my bike and took off, flying past the Bat-crew and the Bat on my way out.
I only own Risionis and Sanna. I hoped you liked it. Please R&R.
-snyderkk161
P.S. Sanna is Latin for mocking.