Sorry for no updates, ive been busy. my schedule at eppler got raped and reformed. mr. hodge also makes us practice way to much. Anyway on to the story.

I awoke to a slightly cloudy, peaceful sky, and the sound of padded hoofsteps (hoofclops?)((hehe dirty)) nearby. i quickly jumped up and saw two ponies, one stallion, one mare, talking to themselves and approaching me. they were obviously oblivious to my presence, and i made sure to keep it that way. i quickly ran off into the forest, knocking the mare up... sorry, over as i flew by. they were momentarily stunned and did not see a clear image of me. as i hid behind a tree, i heard laughing. very unexpected to me i looked back and saw them laughing at each other lovingly.

I turned around and kept running, a new, strange, empty space in my heart. i began to notice the trees of the forest thinning out , so i slowed my running. as i walked through the forest, i suddenly felt a dark looming presence behind me. 'sigh' this day just keeps getting better and better doesn't it? I slowly turned around, and saw a trio of timberwolves (a wild timbtrio has appeared!) slowly stalking behind me. i reacted very quickly, letting my body take control, and shoudered my rifle. BANG. BANG. BANG. there was now extremity shaped logs (dirty) scattered across the ground.

Well, That was eas- well, that was unexpected. i thought as the broken down timberwolves began to merge together and form a t-rex type timberwolf. i stood my ground, reloading my rifle and taking aim. he then had the audacity to roar at me. roar! really! i replied with one of my favorite phrases. speaking silently but clearly i spoke, "Yippie Kai Yae, Mutherfucker", and unloaded into his head (CAN I GET A BOOM HEADSHOT) and center mass. he responded by EXPLODING 'ahem' sorry, shattering into A MILLION TINY BI- sorry, pieces. i then settled to burn all the pieces just to be safe. it finally hit me- i just shot my gun many, MANY times. there were most likely a very energetic twilight on her way here as i think. welp i better start running. i tried to run but found that i couldn't. "hey what gives?" i asked no one in particular.

i looked down to see a lavender colored aura surrounding my legs. i then also saw it covering my arms. oh shit i thought to my self. i quickly snapped up to see a stern faced twilight staring at me. "don't move!" she shouted at my face. i put on a face like a dumb animal. (not a poodle, they are one of the worlds smartest breeds you know- allstate commercial. ) and stood there. "what are you, and where did you come from!" she asked me. silence was the reply. "i know you can talk, i just heard you." again, silence. "alright then, the princesses are on their way." she calmly said with a slight smirk.

my body went pale. my mind went crazy with thoughts of what the princess would do. (cough cough molestia cough cough) my mind came back into realization and knew she would be fair and somewhat kind. kind as she could be with me hiding in the forest and all... her smirk slowly faded as she realized i didn't react. on the outside at least. on the inside, i remained a calm attitude about my current situation though. after all it was ( cheesy mode activated) a dream come true (cheesy mode deactivated) as we stood there, locked in mental combat, the forest silently moving around us. it was then broke with a soft, musical voice softly singing

( american pie by Don McLean)

" A long long time ago, i can still remember how that music used to make me smile"

"And i knew if i had my chance, that i could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while"

"But february made me shiver, with every paper i'd deliver, bad news on the doorstep, i couldn't take one more step"

"I can't remember if i cried, when i read about his widowed bride, something touched me deep inside, the day, the music, died"

"so bye bye miss american pie, drove my chevy to the levy but levy was dry, them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this will be the day that i die, this will be the day that i die"

(just look up the rest)

in her stupor, her magic failed her, and i ran though the forest with her staring, mouth wide open, at me. i couldn't help but giggle (yes giggle) at the fact that i stunned twilight with music. ( it's super effective!)

perspective change- twilight sparkle

What just happened? i thought as i stood there, dumbfounded at the creatures change from a dumb animal to a beautifully gifted artist of music. i hope the princess will be able to sort this out, and also track that creature down. i then began to make my way out of the forest, and back to ponyville. as i emerged out of the forest, near fluttershy's cottage, i noticed that it was beginning to get dark. i walked silently up to the door and knocked very quietly, and was rewarded with a loud "EEEP" from inside. then a few seconds later, a very startled fluttershy answering the door. "oh. i'm sorry twilight i didn't expect you so late. did you find out what those loud noises were?" she asked in her quiet, adorable voice. "yes actually. it was a large, bipedal, what looked to be mammal, with alot of weird gear." i stated. "oh my goodness! i saw the same creature... kill a lone timberwolf..." she said and then started silently sobbing. "he was poor and defenceless!" she stated. "i am afraid that he killed three more. thats what those bangs were." i said silently.

"oh my," she said, starting to get up, "it's getting late. would you like to spend the night over here? It could be like a slumber party?" she quietly assed- sorry asked. "yes yes yes!" i shouted, scaring her. "hehe sorry i kiiinda like slumber parties..."

well i have to get up in 3 hours, so i should proooooobaly get some sleep. Ponies forever- Cross