"I thought you said everyone should have a facebook account."
"Well, everyone should have both! O, c'mon Doctor!!"
"Fine, fine. But only to talk to Jack, nothing else. Just one conversation, that's it. I prefer talking face-to-face with people, so you can actually see how they're feeling and the way they say things and--"
"You use smilies for that, silly. Now.." Then she went to the AIM website and got the Doctor an account.
"What do you want your screen name to be?" asked Rose.
"I don't care! Just choose something and get this over with already!"
"Sweet nibblets, calm down!" exclamed Rose, while quoting Hannah Montana. "Ok Screen name: thecoolestdoctorever."
"WHAT???? That has to be the stupidest screen name I've ever heard! Yet, the most true. Keep it, Rose, I kinda like it."
"But, I thought it was 'the stupidest screen name you've ever heard'?"
"I changed my mind."
"Ok then, you're all set up. Now, we have to open the program." Rose opened AIM, and typed in the Doctor's screen name and password.
"Hey, if you know my password, won't you be able to log on to my account and talk to my friends, pretending to be me?"
"Two things: the first, what friends? The second, why would I want to pretend to be a 900-year-old alien and talk to these figurative friends of yours?"
"Point taken," said the Doctor. When his very, very empty buddy list appeared, Rose added herself and Jack to it.
"'theverysexycaptain' has signed on," said Rose's laptop.
"Oo! He's on! I'll IM him," said Doctor, getting into the whole AIM thing. Really, he just liked it when the computer talked to him. He liked to be talked to.
thecoolestdoctorever: Hi Jack!
theverysexycaptain: Who are you! Why are you IMing me? I'm warning you, I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it! I've fought aliens before, I can take on any human, if you are human...
thecoolestdoctor: That won't be necessary, Jack. It's me, the Doctor. You know, I travel around in the TARDIS with Rose, I had big ears (I regenerated right after we abandoned you on Satellite 5, sorry bout that BTW.
theverysexycaptain: DOCTOR? OMG!!!
"omg??" said the Doctor, trying to figure out this very simple acronym.
"O my god," said Rose.
"Thanks"
"No problem"
thecoolestdoctor: Whats up Jack?
theverysexycaptain: gas prices. lol
"Um..."
"Laughing out loud," said Rose before the Doctor could even ask his question.
thecoolestdoctor: lol. True dat!
"See Doctor, you're getting into it!"
"Yes, yes I am! LOL!" said the Doctor.
"Doctor, you know you don't have to use the acronyms in real lif---"
"Idk that. But now I do. I G2G fix the TARDIS. TTYL!"
"Oh, god."
thecoolestdoctor: BB Jack, I G2G fix the TARDIS!
theverysexycaptain: Bye Doctor! I G2G save the Earth from aliens!
TO BE CONTINUED!
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