Chapter 5:
Our characters were walking around when they saw a cloud with something on it, on that cloud was a sky blue Pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail sleeping. "Hey Rainbow Dash wakeup I got someone here to meet you!" yelled Twilight but no response "I Wreck Gar got an idea that will wake her up." He was about to pull out his bagpipes when Twilight gave a him a do not use that stare at him instead he pulled out a rock the size of a golf ball and threw it at Rainbow Dash. "Ow who and why you threw a rock at me I was having a nice dream about me and Soa... I mean the Wonderbolts." Yelled Rainbow Dash, "Sorry Rainbow but that was the only way to wake you up plus the other option would have been worse" Said Twilight. "OK but what is that pile of random shit standing over there?" asked RD "I Wreck Gar am a pile of random shit." "Ha ha ha ha you are funny" laughed RD, "I Wreck Gar am funny but hey who are you, what do you do, and can I help." Said Wreck Gar, "My name is Rainbow Dash and I am the fastest and most badass pony in all of Equestria, yet instead of proving my skill I have to control the weather here. You are not a Pegasus but because I don't know what you are you can try to control the weather here." Said RD "Ok I Wreck Gar will help," Said Wreck Gar who pulls out a feather then puts it down, moves his arms and hands in front of him, "Rise, Rise, Riiiissse, do my bidding." Said Wreck Gar "That is a feather I said Weather try again" Shouted RD Wreck Gar pulls out something hard and brown then does the same thing "What is that thing?" Asked RD "This is leather you said leather right." Said Wreck Gar "No I said weather you know rain from that cloud try the cloud and make it rain." Yelled RD Wreck Gar does the same thing with the cloud as he did with the feather and leather. "Are you retarded or something just get out." Yelled RD"I Wreck Gar just wanted to help out if you explain..." "No just leave." Well at least I am not a hot headed bitch." "What did you call me" asked RD "A bitc H." explained Wreck Gar "Ah Wreck Gar I think we should get going before..." "Can it Twi this is between me and him, you want to fight me huh you dare to do something that stupid." Screamed RD "I am Wreck Gar, I DARE TO BE STUPID let's fight." Said Wreck Gar who's optics turned red "You asked for it," said RD. Dash flew back and charged at Wreck hitting him but hurting herself more than Wreck Gar, Wreck Gar pulls out a giant fly swatter and started to swat at RD who is dodging and charging at him. Then RD flew in the air and brought some clouds to cover Wreck Gar and jumping up and down at them to produce lightning and shocking Wreck Gar who swats the clouds away and continues to swat RD with the fly swatter. As a last resort RD flew up so high and begin to go down with a cone forming in front of her, then suddenly this big rainbow explosion happens with RD coming down with a huge rainbow trail going really fast, She was about to kill Wreck Gar when all of the sudden in front of her was a giant bug zapper, going too fast she could not stop or dodge so she braced for the worst. Hitting the bug zapper a bunch of electricity was hitting RD, after the event the only thing left was Twilight, Wreck Gar who's optics turned blue again and a charred RD. " Oh my Celestia no... good she is unconscious but Wreck Gar that was horrible she could've died from being electrocuted that bad." Said Twilight "I am sorry but she was coming after me..." "No you could've not fought her and she would've been ok, you are nothing but a menace to society." "But I was trying to help." Said Wreck Gar "No Wreck Gar just leave you have caused a lot more trouble than help and go back where you came from got that leave." Screamed Twilight Wreck Gar's optics had tears coming out "Fine I don't want you as a friend anymore I will just leave there." Said Wreck Gar who transformed and drove off to the place he came from. Poor Wreck Gar will he ever find a friend, tune in next time for another chapter of Wreck Gar's adventure in Equestria Same Equestrian channel.