Chapter 7:
So Wreck Gar who are we gonna to apologize first?" asked Derpy, "Well I accidently ate the roof of the place that looks like a gingerbread house and made the pink pony sad." Explained Wreck Gar, "Oh Pinkie she is the easy one to get happy but we still need to show her that you're sorry and they already fix the roof of SugarCube Corner," said Derpy "So far I know she likes sweets, answered Wreck Gar. "That's it we can bake an apology cake for her I have ingredients at home let's go," Said Derpy and off they went to Derpy's house. When they arrived at Derpy's house another Pegasus was in the door way "Derpy where have you been and Oh my Celestia what the fuck is that thing!" shouted the Pegasus "Don't worry mom this is Wreck Gar he is nice and we came here so he can bake an apology cake." Told Derpy, "Well nice to meet you Wreck Gar but Derpy the oven is still on the fritz remember the poppy seed muffin incident last week." Said Derpy's mom, "Sorry Wreck Gar we can't make a cake unless you can fix the oven or have one," said Derpy, "I Wreck Gar infact have an oven but this one is different." Said Wreck Gar then he pulls out a giant black pot like thing with a lid, a book on how to use it, a book of recipes, and ect. "What is that thing and what does it do." Asked Derpy, "Well Derpy this is called a Dutch oven which is similar to a crockpot and you cook it over the coals of a campfire or a stove and you can have it made from 2 materials, aluminum or cast iron this one is made from cast iron it is maybe harder to maintain and clean than an aluminum but the food taste better on cast iron." Explained Wreck Gar, "Cool but can you bake a cake with it," asked Derpy "you can make almost anything in a Dutch oven like soups, stews, pizza, and even desserts like muffins, bread, and even cakes, so let's build a fire friend." Said Wreck Gar, in a bit they had everything to make the fire "But Wreck Gar everything will be wet if we cook in the open rain," explained Derpy, Wreck gar had an idea and pulled out some metal sticks and sheets which he made into a camper carport high enough so the smoke can get out but the rain can't get in and they both can walk inside and strong enough that not even a hurricane can knock it out "this is cool now we can make the fire and bake without getting wet" said Derpy. "Wait now Derpy you know I don't like it when you try to make a fire even it is outside." Scolded Derpy's mother "But dad lets me make a fire even when you guys are gone and it is cold." Said Derpy "But your father is at work and I say you can't use matches, lighters, stones, flint and steel, and friction plus it is raining how are you going to start a fire young missy." said Derpy's mother entering the house "Yes mother now what" said Derpy "I am Wreck Gar I have something we can use to start the fire." Said Wreck Gar, He pulls out a M2A1-7 Flamethrower with the barrel facing up in the air Wreck Gar pulls the trigger and a huge flame comes out "Wreck Gar we can't use that or it will burn all of Equestria" explained Derpy "Well maybe we can use the tiny flame to start the fire" Said Wreck Gar. After they started the fire and explained to Derpy's mom about starting it, they were waiting for it to die down and started to mix the cake batter but what cake "Vanilla, too blank Chocolate, no overused, Lemon, nah to lemony, Red Velvet, yeah that's it and we can use food coloring to change the frosting pink and put lettering on it good thinking Wreck Gar." after mixing the ingredients to make the batter they did what you are supposed to do to cook with a Dutch oven and poured the batter in the oven, they mixed the frosting and added food coloring to make it pink and made blue frosting to write letters. Once the cake was baked and cooled they added the frosting on it and wrote words on it, they put it in a box, and they put it in a crate that was water proof and went to find Pinkie. They arrived at Ponyville and in front of them was Pinkie walking on the sidewalk "Hey Pinkie" yelled Derpy Pinkie looks at Derpy and saw Wreck Gar She ran towards Derpy and tried to shield her from Wreck Gar "Get away you building eating meanie Twilight told me what you done to all my other friends what you did to Rarity was funny but the rest was mean and what did you do to Derpy get out" yelled Pinkie "no no no Pinkie Wreck Gar is here to apologize to you and the others." Said Derpy, "Really prove it then" said Pinkie Wreck Gar puts down the crate and pulls out an umbrella to cover the crate from the rain, he then pulls out a crowbar and opens the crate, then opens the box to show a pink cake with blue words saying "I am Wreck Gar I'm Sorry." "Awwwl you do mean it Apology accepted let's be friends." Said Pinkie "Wow I have 2 new friends but I need to apologize to the others first." Said Wreck Gar "Bye Wreck Gar, Bye Derpy" said Pinkie "Bye Pinkie said both Wreck Gar and Derpy now that Pinkie likes them time to apologize to the rest. Tune in next time for another chapter of Wreck Gar's adventure in Equestria Same Equestrian Channel.
