Okay, so here we are with the 2nd chapter, will take into consideration on the paragraph break initiation, instead of =/= will now be ノ┬─┬ノ ︵( \o°o)\table flip! Yes, paragraph break/progress will now be notified by a table flip! XD
Kazuya: We'll need a security detail in the household...
Miku: No no, we won't need it, I'll be the main security detail~
Kazuya: Exactly as to why we need it, YOU'RE the one that needs to be detained...
Miku: Oh hell no, we don't really need it, nope, nu-uh~
Kazuya: Ok, fine, I trust that you're...what the hell?!
Miku: What? -Carrying Luka and walking off upstairs-
Kazuya: GET BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! MIKU! D:
-Miku rushes off to her room with Luka in arms and locks the door-
Luka: KAZUYA DOESN'T OWN VOCALOID AND HEEEEEEEELP! D:
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Morning in the Vocaloid household started earlier than the usual days, discussing on what to do with the mini Luka in replacement for the usual Luka.
"I say that we put her in middle school, least that way, we avoid suspicions of harboring a child in the house. " Rin suggested, from her suggestion alone, everyone seemed to agree to it, not like mini Luka can do anything in the house.
"But, who'll be her legal guardian? Don't tell me you're nominating yourself Rin." Meiko said, apparently not half-asleep and not suffering from a hang-over. Most of them seemed surprise that Meiko didn't go on a drinking spree last night due to the circumstance at hand, even Luka.
"Shouldn't we tell Luka about this? I mean, the little one present at the moment." Lily suggested, apparently worried about her best friend. "I know her tale is a little out of this world, but, I know that she's Luka for sure." Lily added to make her point be known.
"Seems like a good idea, question is, who's willing to be her main guardian? That should be given first and also...where's Miku? I haven't seen her for quite awhile, I do know that I woke her up." Gumi then interjected.
"Also, kindly get Luka here so she's in the know, we shouldn't leave her out." Lily added again.
"I'll go take a look then, can someone go with me to get Luka as well?" Kaito chimed in.
"I'll go and get Luka, you call for Miku again then Kaito." The purple-haired samurai said as he stood up and coaxed Kaito that they're going.
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"Lukaaaa~~ wake up~~ " Miku cooed as she was waking up the pinkette.
"Mmmm...mmm...just a few minutes more, my classes doesn't start until 9:30..." Luka shrugged in her sleep, worry free about her current situation at the moment.
"Hmmm...guess I need to ante up my tactics then~~" Miku said, licking her lips and unbuttoning her pajama shirt, positioning herself on top of the sleeping pinkette.
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"Miku! You awake? Miku!" Kaito said as he rapped on Miku's bedroom door. "Miku? I'm coming in!" Kaito opened the door and his jaw dropped at what he saw in the teallete's room.
EVERYTHING IS DRENCHED IN BUBBLEGUM PINK.
Her bed sheets, pillow covers, carpet, dresser (had a lighter shade of pink), the only thing that wasn't pink is the chair and the floor which hasn't really been completely devoured by the carpet.
Kaito then went out of his stupor and began examining the room, everything seemed normal until he got past Miku's bed, which had magazines all over the floor, he picked up one of them and studied the contents, still processing about what it was, after a few moments, he quickly closed it and placed it back where he had seen it. After seeing that he's had enough, he just had to deal with the knockout blow. On the wall along where the door was aligned, there was lots of pictures of Luka, in her current form. All lined up neatly and in perfect posture.
'When did she take these?! And HOW?!' Kaito thought as lots of 'puzzle' pieces started to form around his mind, too busy to notice that Miku had entered her room. A killing aura clearly emitting from her, Kaito felt it and was staring down directly at his death, he started to run, and tried to scream when going out the door, but, before he could do it, his vision faded to black.
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When Gakupo knocked on the door and simultaneously opened it, he saw the teallete atop the sleeping pinkette, with a crazed look in her eyes and noticed that her shirt was opened due to unbuttoning it.
"Ah..." his words trailed off as he just stood there, stunned at what he saw, he turned his back to just let the teallete continue with whatever she was doing until Miku turned to look at him with malicious eyes filled with murder. Gakupo stopped in his tracks, sweat forming and hesitated to confront the teallete, then again, he did.
"Heya M-Miku, lovely morning eh? ehehehehe..." His words trailed off seeing that communication wasn't present between the two. "Well, I think I should be going now, enjoy with whatever you're doing..." He said with a wry smile across his lips as he turned to leave. Miku noticed that he was going to make a break for it and Miku jumped him, her eyes flashing signalling that it was the end of Gakupo. He turned and saw what was coming at him, he wanted to scream but all he managed was a small yelp.
"Mother!" Was the only thing he managed to say before Miku got to his neck and snapped it until he was unconscious.
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After a few moments, the whole household wondered what had happened to the other two, they decided to check and they were not really surprised as to what happened, the two men were lying down in the hallway just from the right of the stairs, facedown, eyes are white and frothing from the mouth. Rin dropped to her knees and poked Kaito making sure he was alive. He twitched a little, signalling that he is.
Lily then went to open Luka's room and saw that Miku was there, helping the little pinkette up and getting her dressed, noticing that Luka was still a little less half-asleep and just went along with what the teallete is doing, a warm smile spread across Lily and Miku's face. Lily's reason seeing that the teallete who didn't believe her story was the first to help Luka out. As for Miku's...well...an entirely different one due to the spark that lit within her...
'I know it's against the law but, I'll make do for now and just go through with my plan~ Guhehehe' Miku thought as she was grinning deviously in her mind.
Well, that's it for the 2nd chapter, I kinda battled it out within to see how i should go at it to make it funny, I apologize beforehand if I can't make it anymore funnier than it should be, but, I'll improve as time goes by. Thanks for reading, constructive criticisms and reviews will be anticipated in order to improve my writing.
Kazuya: On another note, Happy New Year guys~
Lily: Happy New Year~~
Meiko: IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT THE ALCOHOL AND GET WASTED! WOOO!
Kazuya: uhhh...it's a little too early for that and...what the...
-Miku enters carrying Luka like a teddy bear-
Luka: Miku, I know that my size isn't normal in this story but, is it right that I get treated like this?
Miku: It's okay by me, I don't mind.. Guehehehe...You just look so yummy, I want to ea-
Kazuya: STAHP! Don't say anymore Miku! And put Luka down! She's not a stuffed animal! D:
Miku: Buuu...fine...stingy Kazuya... -puts Luka down-
Everyone stares at the little pinkette with blushes spreading across their faces
Luka: What? Is there something wrong with my face? -She puts a hand to her face to just notice that her hand is covered in a catpaw glove-
Kazuya: Miku, I don't know what's going on inside your head, but, this...this is pure genius...
Miku: I know right? -puffs her chest proudly-
The entire Vocaloid household chases Luka around to have a picture taken with her after she found out that Miku put on a cute maid outfit on her and also put accompanying cat ears, tails and catpaw gloves.
Luka: STOOOP!
Happy New Year again guys! Will update whenever possible =w=