Chapter 4, let's get this kicking!
Kazuya: Well then, that's taken care of, I can go back to business~
Lily: FUCK THIS SHIT! -Throws Luka to Kazuya-
Rin: Run...
-Everyone runs away-
Luka: Uhmm...Kazuya? I think you better start running...
-Miku's eyes flashed red-
Kazuya: Holy shit! LUKA! HOLD ON TIGHT!
Luka: NO NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE! RUN YOU SACK OF POTATOES!
Miku: KILL KILL KILL! Guhehehe...
-Kazuya starts running, Miku behind with hidden leeks equipped on both hands, apparently catching up-
Miku: THIS IS THE END KAZUYA! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Kazuya trips-
Luka: KYAAH!
Kazuya: GYAAAAAAAA!
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"This sucks, the moment she sets foot outside the gate, this fucking cliché situation dawns in, what now?" Lily barked as she paced back and forth in the meeting room.
"Do you know anybody that might kidnap her, Lily?" Gumi chirped in with a worried tone.
"Hmm...news articles from Lily's snippet collection has a possible name floating here that may have a connection to the kidnapping." Gakupo said as he was flipping and skimming through Lily's news snippets that she pulled out from her bookshelf before heading out. Apparently, Lily likes collecting news concerning the household.
"I think I know who may have done it..." A silent yet audible voice rang through the room as the owner of the said voice entered, earning the gazes of the people inside.
"Who might you be?" Rin said as she looked up.
"He's an old friend of mine, name's Hayato Kazuya, self-proclaimed city hunter, didn't graduate from college, yet, look at the bastard, successful as hell, not to mention he's also good at security systems and computers." Lily said as she held an introductory hand to the said man.
"Hey guys, nice to meet you all, I'll now be in charge of the main security detail of the household, and, due to the higher ups from the company that I work in, said that I should be living in here as well." Kazuya mentioned.
"Well then, what's that name that you mentioned?" Asked Meiko, apparently interested in the situation that they're into right now. Len yawned but paid attention at the ongoing discussion. Len shuffled in his seat as to get a better view on what's going on in the middle.
"The guy I have in mind is called Hayama Dingo, you guys familiar with him?" Kazuya said as he threw up a ball and it showed a hologram of who he was talking about.
"Yeah, we know the guy, he's the one I'm talking about in my news snippets, rich guy, successful and a CEO of a stock market, had a few run-ins with the police but law decides to keep it hush hush for whatever reason is but, I've a feeling that he pays the police large sums just to keep tabs off him." Lily said as she put down her snippets.
"Then...the police is no good then?" Len said worriedly.
"That's a no go there kid, this is where I come in...I may not look it but..." Kazuya's words trailed off as he closed the curtains and placed noise detection bugs outside the window. "I've been granted fifth freedom and is currently told by my boss who is closely affiliated with the nation's leader to be appointed here...since...they're also fans of you guys..." Kazuya said, sighing as he did.
"That's just pretty much screwed up, you know, your boss is a fan that's why they sent you? How much did they pay just for you to get convinced?!" Rin barked, her toleration of retarded decisions is getting low.
"Well...they pretty much paid me gaming consoles just to get me to work ahahahahaha..." Kazuya sloppily replied. "But not just consoles, also the games that I wanted and consoles in the near future too!" Kazuya added with a jovial tone.
"That's it, I'm out of this room. If you guys need me, I'll be in our room." Rin said as she trudged off to her shared room with Len.
"Well, what's the plan now?" Gumi asked as she's pacing the room while drinking water from a sports bottle.
"I'm gonna infiltrate the house where Luka's being held in, that's what." Kazuya beamed with pride.
"Oi oi oi, ain't that a tad bit too risky?" Gakupo questioned.
"Why would it be? I mean, it's just a matter of not getting seen, right?" Kazuya gave the answer back.
"Exactly as to why it is, if you're seen, you'll get tangled with the law, and this damn bourgeois might even get you locked up for like, forever!" Gakupo said with a tinge of worry in his voice.
"Nah, even if I did get caught, it's more or less likely just for presentation, I get released at once before I even step foot in a holding cell, it's been like that for...I dunno, never happened, I guess? Ahahahaha~" Kazuya's voice trailed off, confidence was obvious in his tone, the rest in the room gave questioning looks.
"I'll go with you to infiltrate and get Luka from where ever she's being held in." Miku said as she stood up and walked over to Kazuya's side.
"This is getting out of hand, let's just go to the front door and waltz in, how difficult can that be?" Lily asked.
At this point, Kazuya was scrounging around for what unknown stuff he can have in his "wonderbag", after a few minutes, he managed to pull out a military grade tablet, fiddled with it a moment and pulled out a cable from his jacket, hooked it into the tablet and showed the people just what's going on.
"KEH! JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BASTARD'S PROBLEM?!" Lily roared as she saw what's on the tablet display.
There was a freaking jungle that covered the mansion in the middle of it. Kazuya swiped the screen and made Lily rage further, there was a minefield, an electric fence, a bunker and a moat as the final defenses of the said mansion.
"Okay...let's bust this bastard's mansion and get Luka back!" Lily said, and pumped her fists into the air, the stares she got wasn't exactly unamazed or just gawked at but, she didn't mind.
"Alright then genius, what's the plan?" Meiko said as she placed her chin on her palm and just rested it on the table.
"Simple...WE WALTZ IN WITH GUNS AND FLAMETHROWERS BLAZING! We burn the jungle and just kill everyone we see except Luka!" Lily replied, this made Meiko have a blank, unamazed look on her face, telling it's a really retarded idea. Kaito giggled and Lily flashed him a killing gaze, shutting him up instantly.
"So much for a decent plan, de, anymore suggestions?" Meiko facepalmed as she said so.
"Anyone up for a halo jump?" Kazuya cheerily chirped as he held up his pointer finger to accompany his idea.
"Did you hit your head or are you just naturally insane?!" This time, Meiko slammed her hands on the table as she had an outburst.
"Nope, I'm normal." Kazuya said playfully with a double peace sign.
"Good lord, if Rin saw this shit, she'll just beat you to a pulp." Meiko said, having enough of the playful antics of the two friends are having.
"Soooooo...I'll take that as a yes? Sweet! We're all going!" Kazuya said excitedly as he rummaged his other wonderbag to pick up an outfit.
"Woawoawoawoawoah right there! What the heck do you mean 'We're all going!'?!" Meiko said as she turned back and put her gazes on Kazuya.
"Exactly as I said, we're all going." Kazuya replied back with a cat grin.
"Halo jump huh? That's kinda like sky diving, right?!" Lily jumped in anticipation like a schoolgirl who was asked out on a date from her crush.
"EXACTLY! Our drop zone is the jungle in the property! It's gonna be exciting!" Kazuya said as he put a thumbs up at Lily.
"Kinda like MGS3! But we're naked snakes!" Rin burst the door with anticipation as she heard halo jump and jungle.
"DAMN RIGHT IT IS!" Kazuya said as he joined hands with Lily and Rin in a dance.
"Idiots...I can't even believe he's the security expert...We'll die here...ahahahahaha..." Meiko trailed off as she gave up and just went along with it.
Miku smiled at the sight, even if she knew she was supposed to be serious at this time around, Kazuya, Lily and Rin did the right thing, cutting off the tension by having this cheery nonsensical dance in the middle of the room. Len just smiled gently at the dancing sight, Kaito was giggling in the corner, while Gakupo and Gumi had blank looks on their faces.
"ALRIGHT! We move out soon as I get the required things we need, until then, take a rest guys, it's late already~~ "Kazuya coaxed the whole household and everyone went their way.
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"I'm sorry about that one Ms. Megurine, I truly am!" A silver haired attendant said apologetically as he bowed his head many times as he could before Luka told him it's okay. He served her a dinner that consisted of a tuna sandwich with red coleslaw and cheese in it.
"Wow, this is good, thank you very much mister!" Luka said, biting into the sandwich and thanking the attendant.
"Well, if this helps pay off what they did to you, then, it's not enough yet..ahahahaha.." He chuckled as he was waving his hands in denial.
"That said, could I have this recipe...ummm..." Luka said, apparently asking for the name of her current attendant, even if she was just kidnapped hours ago.
"Ah, the name's Ookami Reki, pleasure to meet you Ms. Megurine Luka" Reki said as he bowed to show courtesy, his crimson lenses sparkled in the light and Luka chuckled at his gesture.
"Well Ms. Megurine, do ring the bell if you need anything, and I'll come running to assist anyway possible that I can." Reki said as he motioned for the door, signalling that he has to leave.
"Oh, just call me Luka, I'm surprised that you're the only one to approach me considering that the people are all red whenever I get their attention." Luka chimed as she tilted her head and bit her sandwich (Miku: WHAT THE HELL! KAZUYA YOU BASTARD! I DEMAND YOU PUT ME IN THE SAME ROOM AS LUKA RIGHT NOW!/Kazuya: You know you're asking for the impossible, it's gonna ruin the story you know.../Miku: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT! I WANNA SEE THAT CUTE MOMENT!/Kazuya: JUST NO...PLEASE...sooner or later you're gonna have your way with Luka in the future chapters.../Miku: I'll hold you onto that one~~ /Kazuya: Well shit...I just said something stupid... / Lily: No shit Sherlock, no shit)
"Ah that's well...how do I say it...they're hardcore fans of yours Luka...ahahahaha." Reki chuckled as he scratched his left cheek to fully imply his explanation. "Anyway, I'll leave the door unlocked, I trust that you're not gonna run away from this room, right?" Reki said as he smiled.
"I've no intentions to, I mean, I've no leverage against that jungle out there, much less the defenses that's strewn about the house." Luka made a point and bit more of the sandwich, this time, revelling in the taste as she bit into the area of the meal with a pickle in it. (Miku: On second thought, nevermind...PUT ME IN THE SAME ROOM!/ Kazuya: JUST STOP ALREADY! YOU'RE MAKING MY JOB DIFFICULT AS IT IS!/ Miku: No how no care, JUST PUT ME IN THE ROOM!/ Kazuya: NO! AND THAT'S FINAL!/ Miku: Stingy...)
"Anyhow, I'll bring the recipe back once you request for something, alright Luka?" Reki said, waving goodbye and closing the door, before the door completely shut, he heard an audible "Okay" from Luka. "Things are gonna get pretty interesting soon, and with a bang or a laugh, eheheh~" With this, Reki walked off with a smile on his face, while going to his destination.
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Kazuya: I'M FINE! I'M ALIVE! AHAHAHAHA...MIKU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
-Miku pins Luka to the floor, drooling and with the intent to...well...eat her up-
Luka: Help! EEEP!
-Miku licks Luka's neck and blows into her ear, and hovers her lips just a few centimeters from Luka's-
Lily: WHY ARE YOU NOT HELPING?!
-sees Kazuya enjoying the show in front of him-
Kazuya: ehehehehe...do more Miku...this is gonna be priceless...hueahueahueahuea
Luka: Lily...
-Luka calls out to her best friend with a super moe look that Lily had a nosebleed and passed out-
Kazuya: Sorry Luka...as a man, I can't interefere with something this beautiful...
-Blood drips from Kazuya's nose as he struggles to stay awake, pulling out a camera to record the ongoings before him-
Luka: Help anyone! KYAAAA!
-Luka said cutely as Miku stopped in her tracks and fell flat on Luka-
Luka: M-Miku? What happened? Please get off me...
Miku: I c-can't...too much moe, I overheated...guhehehe...
Kazuya: Tch, and here I thought I could've seen something to upload to my computer...buu
Rin: You're one sick pervert...
Meiko: See you again guys... -a sweat drops from her-
Sorry about the late update, had some ongoings IRL, anyway, enjoy the 4th chapter, hope you had a blast and will update soon! Ciao~~