Title Doctor Who meets Buddy the Elf
Author: Lonely Gravity (Ameute)
Rating: K+ (for some strong language and suggestive sexual content)
Summery: The Doctor and his Companion meet an alien with pointy ears. Nuff said. :3
It was another peaceful uneventful day on the alien planet. Until.
wooosh woosh
"Fascinating. it sounds like a space and time traveling devices stuck in third gear."
TaDa! A tall blue box appears. and before you could say "holy time traveling medical officers batman" the side of the box opened up and a man pop his head out.
"who are you?" ask the alien
"I'm the Doctor! You green goblin, what the hell do you think I am?" The Doctor stated
"That question is rhetorical I assume, for you could be many thing in witch I shall not list off." The green alien answered in a matter of fact
"I am Mr. Spock. A Vulcan." Spock stated as a cute blond pop it head out from behind the doctor
"This is Captian James T Kirk. My traveling companion." Doctor introduced
James held out his hand and walk toward Spock. "You can call me Jim..." Spock blinked at Jim's hand and reached out to take it in his own long slender fingers.
Doctor grab Jim and yonked him back "Hands off! I sow him first!"
"Well, Doctor... Captain Kirk. How may I be of assistance to you?" Spock asked
"How the hell should I know you pointed ear... earry... vulcan" Damn I'm good.
"We're looking for adventure!" Jim piped in "Maybe some hot alien chicks to bang, you know any?"
"I'm afraid I do not. The only female I am equated with is my mother who is not Vulcan but human."
Jim pouted.
This his face light up "Is she hot?"
Spock was not sure how to answer that question.
"Forget it! This planet is boring. Get back in the Tartis, Jim."
Captain Kirk stumped his feet "awww, but we just got here! I don't want to go. I want to know if Spock's mom is hot."
"Fine! We'll take Spock with us." Doctor rolled his eyes and shoved Spock in to the box.
"Fascinating. It's bigger on the inside."
Jim smiled "that what Scotty said."
and so The Doctor, The Captain and Mr. Spock wooshed away stick stuck in third gear.
3... 2... 1...
The Vulcan Sun exploded form being to hot and heavy and the plant froze to death.
To Be Continued?
Jim: Hell ya to be continued! We still got to find us some hot alien chicks to bang! :D
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