Chapter 6: I'm Not Defective! I'm Not Defective!
A white background was seen, and Canosapien walked onto the set.
Facing the camera, he waved and greeted, "Hi, I'm a canosapien."
Nothing happened for a few seconds, causing Canosapien to look offstage with a concerned look on his face.
A panic stricken voice cried out from offstage, "I'M NOT DEFECTIVE! I'M NOT DEFECTIVE!"
Suddenly, Canomutant barged onto the set and cowered behind Canosapien.
"What's wrong with you?" Canosapien asked as he looked at the frightened canomutant.
Still in a ball, Canomutant answered, "He decided to give us a vacation."
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's a permanent vacation," Canomutant squeaked out in fright. "He's taking all of the defects and taking them for a ride that they'll never forget."
"Well, you know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade'," Canosapien advised sagely.
"Well, Life should take those lemons and shove it. And if Life doesn't want them, I'll figure out how to make a Molotov cocktail out of lemon juice and go over to Life's house and BURN…IT…TO…THE…GROUND! LET'S SEE HOW LIFE LIKES ITS OWN TASTE OF MEDICINE!" Canomutant stormed off the set. "IT'S TIME FOR THIS DEFECT'S TIME TO SHINE!"
Canomutant continued to mutter to himself about how to get back at Life and all of the lemons it gave him. Canosapien sighed and shook his head before the Road Rovers logo appeared.