Catty: Hey guys! °coughs° Geez!
Kisshu: Are you alright?
Catty: If you think that it's alright to be sick since 3 weeks then ... yes, I'm alright. °rolls eyes°
Kisshu: O.O 3 WEEKS!?
Ichigo: Bla Bla Bla ... I'm here too, guys!
Catty: Don't be jealous that Kisshu-sama is talking with me instead with you! °Gets a coughing fit°
Ichigo: Humpf!
Kisshu: I think I should just full fill the promise, neh?
Ichigo: Promise?
Catty: °Stops coughing° Damn! Shit Angina! Oh and true ... my readers gets kisses from their 'idols' ^_^ °coughs again°
Ichigo: N-N-NANI?!
Catty: Ichigo! Shut up and go out!
Ichigo: But I'm a 'idol' too!
Catty: °rolls eyes° Who wants to kiss an old hag?
Ichigo: SH-SHUT UP!
Catty: °Runs over to Ichigo, tied here against a tree and puts a cloth over her mouth° To be honest ... all reviewers only want Kisshu to kiss them.
Ichigo: HMMM! HUMPFH!
Catty: My dear reviewers ... please make a line!
°1; inuyasha vs black butler/2; Mew-Star-Mew/3; mewxcottonxcandy/4; Ichigo's Fan4Ever/5; Yua's Everlasting Love/6; Nikki-Hawkeye°
Kisshu: °goes to everyone, gives a sweet kiss on lips and smiles to everyone°
Girls: *-*
Kisshu: °laughs, sweetly° Catty? Can you now start the Story?
Catty: Hai! Oh and I decided that I don't write too long Chapters anymore ... only when I'm in the mood.
Kisshu: C4tty24 DOES NOT OWN TMM! IF SHE WOULD THEN IT WOULD HAVE ENDED HAPPILY!
Catty: Right! °coughs° Owww, that hurts °clutches throat° ... ON WITH THE °coughs again° STORY!
My strange life
"Catty? What a weird name …" Kisshu said.
"And what a weird girl … and the worst thing is …" Ichigo said as she made a whining face.
"I NEED TO LIVE WITH THAT GIRL!"
"Well, Koneko-chan, see it from the good side! Now you have a sister!" Kisshu said, smiling.
Everyone laughed while Ichigo sobbed slightly.
TBC:
Chapter 6
The same day:
"Oh, come on, Koneko-chan! Why can't I visit you?" Kisshu whined.
"First; you heard Catty. She said that if she sees us together she will hurt you and second; I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE!" Ichigo shouted.
"Why don't you want me in your house? We almost kissed and now you reject me again? GIRLS ARE STRANGE!" Kisshu whined again.
"Oh, come on! How did you survive a year without me? I mean, I'm now next to you and you almost die." She said.
"ICHIGO-SAN!"
"Huh?" the cat mew and the boy turned around to face a pink-haired girl.
"OH DAMN! WHAT DID I TOLD YOU, THAT SHE WILL FIND US!" Ichigo shouted at the black-haired boy.
"Calm down, kitten!" he said, smirking.
"Ichigo! I came to tell you that your parents went on a love cruise and we should take care of the house." Catty said, smiling.
"Anou … aren't you angry?" Ichigo asked, confused.
"Why should I be angry?" Catty asked, frowning.
"Because you said, that if you see me with Kisshu again, you will hurt him." The cat mew said.
"Oh! I was only joking, you dummy!" Catty smiled as she patted Ichigo on the head.
"Well, we need to go now! Come on, Ichigo!" The pink-haired girl said.
"Hai! Ja ne, Kisshu!" with that the cat mew ran off, leaving Catty and Kisshu behind. Catty sighed and turned to the black haired boy.
"Well, Kisshu?" Catty spoke up.
"Huh?" Kisshu said, blinking
"Why don't you show yourself?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.
"N-Nani?" Kisshu stuttered, shocked.
"Urgh!" Catty rolled her eyes and jumped at the black haired Boy, causing him to fall to the ground with Catty, once again, on top of him.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kisshu shouted, as he blushed slightly.
"I want to know the truth!" With that the pink haired girl turned the poor boy around and took off his plaster.
"NANI?! WE ARE IN PUBLIC!" the alien boy shouted.
Catty dragged him behind a tree, just in time for him to change into his alien form.
"HA! I KNEW IT! YATTA!" she fist-pounced the air while she grinned like mad.
"How did you know it?" Kisshu asked, confused.
"Do you think I don't watch the news?" she leaned into his face, with one eye closed, as she grinned at him.
Kisshu sweat dropped, snapped the plaster out from Catty's hand and put it back on his neck.
"Never do that ever again!" He clenched his teethes.
"Well, anyway, I need to go now, alien-boy. Ja ne!" with that the pink- head walked away.
"America is really a strange state …" he muttered under his breath as he walked back to the Café.
In the evening at Ichigo's house:
"Hey, I-chi-go!" Catty said in a sing-song voice as she sat down on the Couch, next to the red-head.
"Yes, Catty?" Ichigo asked as she looked up from the Magazine she was reading.
"Can I ask you something?" Catty asked as she rocked back and forth on the Couch.
"Go on." Ichigo said.
"Do you like that weirdo?" Catty asked, curiously.
"Weirdo? What do you mean by that, Catty?" Ichigo frowned.
"I mean this black haired boy! Does he have any … secrets?" Catty said, looking with her eyes around.
"Ehehehe … no! Of course not! He is a normal boy with a normal life and normal friends … Hehehe …" Ichigo said, laughing nervously.
Catty raised an eyebrow and then sighed.
"Come on! You like him, don't you?" Catty said, nudging Ichigo in the side.
"I-I-I … I don't like him! He is a perverted, stalking boy with cute eyes, soft hair and sweet lips …" Ichigo trailed off after she realized what she was saying.
Catty raised her eyebrow again and looked into the cat mews eyes.
"Well ... sure that he is normal … Mew Ichigo?"
The cat mew gasped by the name and looked down.
"Ichigo-san … You love him, am I right?" the pink-haired girl smirked.
"M-Maybe …"
"Come on, Ichigo … why don't you tell him? I have to say he is really cute even as an alien …Upps!" Catty clapped a Hand over her mouth.
"You know?" Ichigo looked up, blinking at the pink-head.
"Yes … to be honest … when you left me and Kisshu alone, I somehow took off his plaster … hehe" Catty laughed nervously as she rubbed her neck.
"Catty! There were people!" Ichigo gasped.
"Calm down! I dragged him behind a tree before anyone could see us." Catty said, calmly.
"Oh …" Ichigo mumbled.
"Now, please, tell me what you think about him." Catty gave the cat mew a soft smile.
"Well … I think he is cute and … to be honest … I can't say what I think about him … there is still Aoyama-kun and h-" Ichigo said, slowly.
"Matte! Did you say Aoyama-kun?" Catty said, eyeing the red-head.
"Hai." Ichigo nodded.
"He is cheating on you, Ichigo!" Catty said a Little unsure.
"Wha- … NO! He would never do that to me, would he?" Ichigo said with sad eyes.
"Was he coincidentally in America?" Catty asked.
"Hai! 3 months ago! When we had our holidays!" Ichigo nodded.
"Well, I have a friend in America and one day when I walked with her to school she told me that she has a boyfriend. She even said that they can't see each other too much because her boyfriend lives in Japan and the funniest thing now … she said his name is Aoyama Masaya?" Catty said, remembering as her friend blabbered things about a smart and handsome Boy.
"N-No … Why would he cheat on me?" the cat mew whined.
"I'm so sorry, Ichigo …" Catty put the cat girl in a tight hug and Ichigo sobbed into the other girls shoulder.
"You love that Alien, don't you?" the pink-head asked.
"I think so, Catty …" the cat mew smiled, sadly.
"Ichigo?"
"Hai?"
"Can I try something?" Catty asked, pulling back a Little.
"Huh? … O-Of course." Ichigo blinked.
Catty smiled evilly, leaned in and pecked the cat Girl, as fast as she could, on the lips.
POOF!
Catty looked startled for the first seconds but then she looked down to the ground. There was sitting a confused Neko Ichigo, looking up with her bright pink eyes.
It was silent for a minute then Ichigo came back into reality and looked at her paws.
"NYYYYAAAAAA!~" Neko Ichigo cried.
"YATTA! I did it!" Catty cheered.
"Nyaa?~" Neko ichigo blinked up at her 'sister'.
"I knew that you can turn into a cat! HA HA!" the pink haired girl smiled down at the little cat.
"Nyya Nyu Nyaa Nyoo …" the little cat whined.
"Sorry, Ichigo! But I think I will let you stay like this! You look really cute!" Catty giggled.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Huh? Who can it be?" Catty asked herself as she walked over to the door.
She opened the door to reveal a black haired boy with brown eyes.
"Konbanwa. Is Ichigo here?" Masaya asked, bowing politely.
"Konbanwa! I'm afraid, but Ichigo-san is not here …" Catty said, forcing a smile at the Boy. She mentally threw up at his face.
"Oh! It's okay, I only needed to speak with her. Can you tell her that I will speak with her tomorrow?" Masaya asked, smilin flirterously at the pink-head.
"Hai!" Catty smiled, cheerfully. Mentally, she jumped of a cliff as Masaya smiled at her.
"Matta ne!" Masaya winked as he went towards the gate.
"Matta ne!" the pink haired girl shouted after him. As he was out of side she stuck her tounge out in a disgusting manner.
As she closed the door, she let out sigh, walked back into the living room and looked around.
"Ichigo? Ichigo, where are you? Ichigo!" she said. She looked around and saw that the window was open. Her eyes went wide.
"Oh no … Ichigo!" she ran towards the window and looked outside.
"ICHIGO-SAN!" she cried out.
~o~
Neko Ichigo climbed out the window and is now wandering in Tokyo … again!
'Nyaa … I need to find someone I can kiss without anyone realizing that I'm a human … Nyaa.' she was lowering her head, hoping to find someone she can kiss.
"Huh? Aww … you are a cute thing!" Ichigo felt someone grabbing her up from the ground and when she looked into the persons eyes, she gasped.
Pink eyes met Amber eyes!
TBC:
Catty: °sniffs°
Kisshu: What is it, Catty?
Catty: I read a story and I swear you at the 11th Chapter from the Story I ... I CRIED! °cries again°
Kisshu: What's so sad about the Story?
Catty: I DON'T KNOW! I SAID, THAT I HAVE A WEAK HEART! TO BE HONEST, KISSHU, YOU ALMOST DIED IN THE STORY!
Kisshu: Neh, Catty-chan, I'm alive! ;D
Ichigo: Well, Well, Well ... Catty you're like a baby!
Catty: Thank you!
Ichigo: Huh?
Catty: Babies are cuter than you, Old Hag! HA HA HA
Ichigo: °calls Masaya°
Masaya: What's the problem, my princess?
Ichigo: Please, kill Catty!
Masaya: Like you wish. °walks over to Catty°
Catty: O.O
Kisshu: Hey! Leave her alone! °summons one of his Dragon Swords°
Masaya: °lunges at Catty°
Catty: °Laughs evilly and takes out flamethrower° WUAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Masaya/Ichigo: EEPP! O.O
Catty: OH, YOU TWO GO TO HELL! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Kisshu: °whispers to Ichigo and Masaya° Too much sugar!
Masaya/Ichigo: °runs for their life°
Catty: OI! MATTE! I ONLY WANT TO PLAAAYYY! °says in a sing-song voice°
Kisshu: Well … °looks at audience° Review like ever and Catty said that she only will update when she gets 25 Reviews … Please, be kind and say your thoughts.
Catty: I never thought I will get so much reviews, NA NO DA! °continues to run after Ichigo and Masaya°
Matta ne, Minna!