Nuts & Bolts would be where I would store my various Mega Man drabbles, flash fics, one-shots, plot bunnies and the like that would be based on either Classic, X, Zero, ZX, Legends, Battle Network, Star Force, Ruby-Spears, Upon a Star, NT Warrior, Dreamwave or the Archie comics universes. When the fic is based on my alternate universe, it will be mentioned.
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Bad Hair Day
Universe: Blood & Bassnium Timelines Collide era
Note: Long before Rockman Xover had been created, I had an idea of Dr. Wily messing with the fourth dimension, which caused the various timelines of the Robotic and Network era to collide and caused their worlds to merge. Although their homes are intact, many of the villains stayed by Dr. Wily's castle because the Wilys, Sigma, Dr. Weil, Serpent, Master Albert and King don't trust the others and want them to be within sight. Needless to say, there's a lot of clashing, fighting and mistrust between them
Character(s): Glyde, Dynamo Light, Mr. Loath, Dr. Wily (Battle Network), Omega
It had been only a week since he had moved in to stay at the Wily Castle, yet Glyde had learned to despise it. Although many rubbed him the wrong way with their uncouth behaviour, it wasn't as bad compared the day when they encountered his Network counterpart. They enjoyed teasing him about the fact that is a goody-goody netbutler that obeys a little girl. What's worse, he could see some hints of his own personality in that pathetic Netnavi...
The pilot huffed in irritation when no shampoo would want to come out of the bottle. He squeezed harder, yet there were no results.
"What else could go wrong?" the blond muttered under his breath. He got out of the shower, dried himself off and changed into his armour. He must go and see one of the seniors and explain his dilemma. Surely they would understand his situation, right?
*Later, Leaders Meeting Room*
"No, you can't go back to your airship." Dr. Wily stated in a harsh tone. Glyde's face paled.
"But Dr. Wily, I need my shampoo..."
"My apologies for my second-in-command's behaviour, sir. Despite how loyal he is, his looks always came first..." Mr. Loath stated as he gestured to the blond to keep quiet to allow him to speak. Glyde felt hurt and betrayed. Ever since they moved into the Wily Castle, his boss would always try to suck up to the leaders, even if it's at the cost of making him look bad.
"Glyde, you know the rules of the Wily Castle. I suggest that you ask someone else to borrow his or her shampoo for you. Dynamo Light and Omega, escort him out."
As soon as they exited the meeting room, Dynamo Light looked down to face the blond.
"Don't worry ma'am, I'll find a way to get your shampoo for you." the tall silver-haired man flirted. Glyde felt his blood boil.
"For the last time, Dynamo, I am not a woman."
"But, you're too pretty to be a man."
"What about Mega Man Juno?"
"He is obviously male." if it weren't for a fact that he's two heads shorter than the taller male, Glyde would've slapped him against the head. Even he thought that Mega Man Juno was a woman.
"Aeolus?"
"That is a guy."
"What about Atlas?" "That's a woman."
"What about that Pat Sprigs we had fought against last week?"
"I was a bit confused at first, but Pat is a boy."
"What about Kyuubit Foxtar?"
"It's pretty obvious that Kyuubit's a man."
"..." Glyde's fingers twitched as he wondered if he should attack the gentle giant or tear his own hair out. He decided to turn his attention to the quiet Omega.
"Omega, borrow me your shampoo." Omega nodded and dashed towards his private quarters, which were a few feet away from where they were.
"I don't think Dr. Weil will like us taking advantage of Omega while he's in that state of obeying all orders. Besides, why would he have shampoo?"
"He won't mind if he knows that it's very important. Besides, have you noticed how shiny his hair is? It's obvious that his shampoo would be ideal for my hair."
"But, isn't Reploid hair different to our own? Maybe that shampoo will damage yours?" Dynamo Light tried to reason with the blond. Omega came back with the shampoo and handed it to the Carbon.
"Thank you, Omega. At least someone listens to me." Glyde huffed and strolled back to his private quarters.
*Much later*
A horrified scream echoed throughout the Wily Castle. As Dynamo Light recognized the voice, he rushed towards Glyde's private quarters and kicked the door open. "Miss Glyde, are you alright?!" the silver-haired man panicked as he searched for the blond.
"No, I am not alright!" Glyde's voice screamed from the bedroom. Dynamo cautiously tiptoed towards the entrance as he braced himself. His jaw dropped.
Sitting on the bed with a hand-held mirror in his hand was Glyde. His face was as white as a sheet as he stared into the mirror. Dynamo Light tried to figure out what made the blond scream in terror when he realized that Glyde's hair had been bleached to a platinum blond.
Oh dear...
The End