Girl Fight
Summary: Naruna had a flashback about Ino kissin her man……yeah so she kicked her ass….
Pairings: Kiba/Naruna, Shina/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruna
Fight Pairings: Naruna v Sakura, Naruna v Ino, Naruna v Sasuke, Sakura v Ino
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, there would be a lot of Yaoi and Yuri and it wouldn't be on Toonami!!!
Warnings: violence, language, and OOC-ness
Rated: M for violence and language
Key: Dream
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Flash Back
Ello my dearies!!!!! I noticed I got 0 new reviews…………that's just sad:'( and here I thought you loved me –cries-I'm so unloved whaaa!!!!!! –cries self to sleep- Anyway on with the fic…… -says sleepily-
Dance Dance Revolution!...not
Just in time for the Halloween dance at school!!
October 1st
They were soo lucky they got the whole month off because of the fight and stuff
"Its just so exiting.
Lets go Dance Dance!
And dance the night away…….."
And thus another failed attempt for Naruna trying to sing.
Why the bloody ell is she so….so….. blonde????
"I kicked Sakura's ass I kicked Sakura's ass!!!"
She is WAY TOO blonde!
"Whats going on in there?!??!??!?!??!?!!??" Naruna's father Arashi yelled.
"Nothing daddy!!" Naruna said ever so innocently…..
"You better be talking about puppies and ponies!!" Arashi said with a glint in his eye.
"I'm too shmexy for my skirt…..Too shmexy for my skirt, I'm a shmexy little squirt!!"
WTF is she singing!?!?!?!?!
As long as it's not that one guy with the hair its fine with us.
Right?????
Well fuck you!!!!!!
Naruna was dressed in a black and purple shirt that had like shoelaces that went through holes and a matching skirt. She had lace around her right upper leg. With thigh high black and purple striped socks and Goth boots with zippers all around it.
This time her hair was down and her bangs covering her forehead.
She kind of looked like a maid… a very hott maid at that.
I'm serious.
She gives guys nosebleeds.
And makes them happy in pants. Hehe I'm such a perv…
"Nana!!!!!! Your ride's here!!!!!!!!!!" Arashi yelled out
"Just a minute!!!!!" Naruna
She had to top it off with……
No it can't be!
Neko-chan ears!!!!!
I'm soo fucking jealous!!!
She was a very pretty kitty!!!!
They would like to pet that kitty any day….
Yeah…says the guy who masturbates to butt-sex….
I am such a ass!!!
Hehe ass……..
Crack monkeys ahoy!!!!! Yeah!!!!!
Randomness…..
Anyways…..
Naruna was getting in the car all of a sudden….her dad yells out..
"Now don't you go fucking random people you hear!!!!" Arashi said smirking
"AWWWWWW come ON dad enough with the cracking on people already!!!" she yelled back
Utter crack heads….
As they arrived to the dance there was two girls making out….. They were in a far corner
A very far corner so no one could see them..
Luckily no one did.
When they got into the auditorium for the dance, there were flashing lights and people doing the "Lean wit it Rock wit it"
Its funny because no one can do it……
Soo sad boo hoo.
There was a slow song that came on….
"KIBA… come on lets dance!!!!" Naruna pulled Kiba to the dance floor
They slow danced really slow…….
No, I mean slow
Uh Ooh Come on baby give it to me..
Just like that boy you know exactly what I need from you
Boy you really turn me on
Boy you make me wanna sing you a love song (love song)
Then they kissed….
It was long and passionate.
Would you like a chance to get to know me
When I feel yo hands up on my body
Baby don't let go
Anything you want boy you can have I'm yours
Uh Ooh
Come on baby give it to me
Just like that boy
You know exactly what I need from you
Boy you really turn me on
And I think I need to sing you a love song
But it had to end because of a certain pink haired bimbo!!!!
Damn
By the looks of it she looked like she was drunk!!
And she was..
"What the HELL do you want!!" Naruna was mad that her and Kiba's love session had to end soo soon…
"Y-you –hic- li-litleee bishhhhhh…….. d-don-doooooon't touuuuuuch mmmmyyyy S-ssssaaaaaaasssssssssukkeeeeeeeee-kkkkuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn. Translation: you little bitch don't touch my Sasuke-kun…..
Her breath fucking stinks like yo mama on Crisco!
"What the hell are you talking about you filthy looking whore???" Naruna (duh)
"Y-yiu kno wha I tlkin bout u…..u fuckkkkkkkin hooooooooooooooochie!" that little drunk nasty bitch……….
"Uh no I don't"
Sakura completely sobered up and said…….
"Don't fucking play games with me you little whore.." and with that Sakura pushed Naruna……..
uhh-oh…. GURL ITS ON!!!!!!!!! Lets get it crackin……now bitch now!!!!
Its About to be A WHAT!?!?! GURL FIGHT!!!!!
Naruna slapped Sakura.
Sakura slapped Kiba…..on the ass
WTF is going on!!!!??!?!?!?!??!
Kiba was violated by a pink headed slut……
Sakura is such a dumbass………….
At that moment the song Pass Dat Dutch by Missy Elliot came on….
GURL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pass Dat Dutch Pass Dat Dutch
Miss Demeanor on da floor pretty boy here I come
Bump to da bump make ya wanna hurt something
I can take yo man I don't have to set somethin
Hang him out the window like im Michael Jackson (heheee)
Im a pain in a rectum
This time someone yelled out
'CAT FIGHT MEOW'
Heavy hitta rhymes betta call me rerun
Hey hey hey I'm whats happenin
But not to get my drink (dats right)
Shake yo ass to this thing(dats right)
Put some hoes on da beat(dats right)
Put it down fo a streets (dats right)
Naruna jumped on Sakura's head then hit her….
On the head……..
HARD……….
Sakura fell head first on the cold…..shiny…hard floor.
Come on Pass Da Dutch ladies
Shake shake shake yo stuff ladies
That's just soo embarrassing.
With Naruna still on Sakura's back, she pulled at her hair once again……..like the last time they fought.
Pop dat pop dat jiggle dat fat
Don't stop get it till yo clothes get wet
She still has patches in her head...
Soo sad….
Numba one: drums go bum bum bum
Dis beajt here will make you hump and jump
If you's a fat one put yo clothes back on before you start putin potholes in Malan
Oh my god
Show my god
Shamunda attack like my name is Saddam
I am the bomb and I can right a song jepody jepoda
Please tell me what you think…I left it here bcause I'm not right…….and I'm sad too so your wondering why I left it here is that it needed a little suspense…. Well bye!!!!