Girl Fight
Summary: Naruna is fighting Sakura…… again and Sakura is losing……again all because Sakura slapped Kiba on the ass…..Sakura IS a dumb ass……
Pairings: Kiba/Naruna, Shina/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruna
Fight Pairings: Naruna v Sakura, Naruna v Ino, Naruna v Sasuke, Sakura v Ino
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, there would be a lot of Yaoi and Yuri and it wouldn't be on Toonami!!!
Warnings: violence, language, and OOC-ness
Rated: M for violence and language
Key: Dream
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Flash Back
Woot Woot……still no reviews people!!!!!!! I'm very angry but I STILL wuv you…….my shmexy reviewers………. I want to personally thank Inujutsu and TheDeviant for being nice to me. Inujutsu gave me a suggestion and I will do it for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blah blah blah on with the fic………
Dance Dance…….not
Naruna and Sakura were still fighting then Ten ten came into the picture….
Her and Naruna looked similar……
Both had long blonde hair but Ten ten's was in four pony-tails………………
Ten ten pushed Naruna off of Sakura then helped her up…
Right now they were planning to jump Naruna……
"So how we gone do this you little slut-faced-hoe bag….." Ten ten said "I know, lets JUMP her!!!"
"I'd love to stay and get my ass kicked but….. I have cancer and with 2 months to live I have to live out my dreams…." Naruna lied…..
With that she ran…..she ran as fast as she can……
She stopped in the middle of the field……..
Just then she heard a chuckle come from behind her…….
"Listen…why won't you just leave me alo—Oh hi Sasuke!!!" Naruna
Sasuke smirked
Not one of those I-am-way-better-than-you smirk either.
It was a bitch-I'm-going-to-rape-you smirk……….
Naruna froze as Sasuke got really close to her…….
She was scared shitless…….
"Sa-Sasuke…..w-what are y-y-you—" she was cut off
Sasuke kissed her!!!!!!
That asshole..
Pervert!!!!!!!
Mother fucking cock sucker!!!!!!!!
Fucktard!!!!!!!
Terd monkey!
Ardtard!!!!!!!!
Sasuke was the WORST kisser ever!!!!!
He shoved his tongue in her mouth……..
She bit it soo hard he started bleeding…….
Good…………….
He soo tatally deserved that!!
But he didn't stop…
She tried to push him off of her..
But he still didn't stop…..
She did the only thing she think of……
Kicked him in the place where the sun don't shine….
BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Don't FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!" Naruna screamed out
Sasuke was crying by now…….
With that Naruna ran off back to the dance where she found Kiba…
Moping around…because of that Naruna had cancer and had only two months to live…….which was a fucking lie
Naruna felt soo dirty and stuff…..
She felt this way because of what Sasuke had done…..
She sat down in an unoccupied chair….and cried.
She was soo scared not because of Sasuke had kissd her but scared because of what Kiba might think of her…….
She was so lost…..
The only person who could only help her at this time was Mitana Hyuga……..
They had been friends since newborns…
Considering how that's not possible since they had no idea what was going on in the world then……
But still……
She needed someone…..
"Nana…..what's wrong?? "Kiba asked his girlfriend ………
no reply…..
"Come on, tell me please?"
NO FUCKING reply…..
He walked her outside in the parking lot..
"Naruna…….tell me…..NOW!" Kiba
"No!!!!!" Naruna said
"Why are you so afraid of telling me….."
"You'll hate me…" Naruna
"I wont hate you now tell me!" Kiba
Naruna was struggling looking down then she told him…….
"Sasuke…kissed…..m-me…." Naruna said finding the ground interesting………
It was kind of sad seeing Naruna Kimiko Uzamaki…..from a very wealthy family and who acts silly all the time and very adventurous loud girl………..was a sad little girl who was really afraid of what people thought of her……
Kiba wanted soo badly wanted to kick Sasuke's ass right now
One: for kissing Naruna
And
Two: for making her afraid to talk right now…….
At the Dance Floor
Sakura was all over Sasuke and Ten ten was flirting with Shikamaru…………
Sad isn't it????
Two whores flirting with guys that don't even like them…………
What does a whore have to do to try and get her man?????
What the hell does she have to do you ask?????
Why just simply act like a bitch………
Back to Kiba and Nana
Kiba was holding Naruna in his arms……
All of a sudden Ten ten came out of nowhere………
"Well I see someone is acting like a little scared pussy!!!!!" Ten ten puffed out…..
"What the hell do you want?" Kiba asked annoyed
"Oh nothing just watching the Uzamaki-bitch being scared…." Ten ten said amused
"Ten ten…..Leave. Us. Alone!!!!!" Naruna said utterly pissed
"No" Ten ten said with a smirk on her face
"Go suck on whatever you suck on you protégé whore!" Naruna said
There was one thing not to mess with Ten ten
She was bigger + fatter than most girls
Not fat in the like "I eat my feelings" way
More on the line of the "I eat people for breakfast" kind of way…
Meaning she was more muscular… than any girl……ever…
"Would you please leave us alone….please…" Naruna said willingly…
"You know what you bitch….I'm going to kick your ass" Ten ten stated bluntly
Girl Fight??????
Ten ten pushed Naruna away from Kiba then slapped her
HARD……….
Naruna fell on then ground…….
"Please leave me alone…" Naruna cried out
Ten ten punched her in the face……
Girl Fight on hold…
Kiba did only what a smart boyfriend would do…..
He called reinforcements…….
Mitana
Hinata
Shina
Kyuubi
Temari
Junko
It was on………..
They ALL came…………
Girl Fight is Back Online!!!
Mitana pushed Temari…….
Mitana wasn't afraid of her at all…….
Junko and Hinata held her down
Then the slut-bitch hoard was here………….
It was ON………
They was at it like G I Joe on crack monkeys!!!!!!!
There was punching
The pulling of hair….
Kicking in the vaginas
Biting…..
Slapping…
Bitch fitting
PMS-ing
And possibly mad ninja skillz…
Girl Fight.. Interrupted
"What the hell is going on out here!!!!!" Tsunade yelled out irritated
Tsunade was surprised to see that Naruna actually had received injuries……
She had a bloody lip
Some scratches here and there………..
"Naruna, Mitana, Hinata, Shina, Junko, Kyuubi, Temari, and all you other stupid ass girls come to my office……NOW!!!!!
In the Office…
"I will not tolerate this behavior…..Give me an answer NOW!!" Tsunade demanded..
All girls gulped in chorus……
Naruna started first……
"Those bitches over there were sexually harassing me!!!!!" Naruna pointed an accusing finger at the slut-bitch gang……
"Ok….." Tsunade replied rather amused…..
Naruna's cell phone rung
The ring tone was weird…..
I like Chicken
I like Liver
Meow Mix
Meow Mix
Please Deliver!!!
"Hehehe, sorry Tsunade-baachan" Naruna said
Tsudade's eye twitched…….
Once again on myspace...Naruna gets more friend requests!!!!!
Sorry it wasn't soo much of the graphic fighting and im sorry that I haven't updated in so long…ive been on a short hiatus……But here I would like to dedicate this to Inujutsu and TheDeviant……….Good bye my beautiful children of darkness (emo mode)
Naruna: Why the hell did I have to be the one all scared and shit!!!!!
Bezeerc: Shut it or I'll make a fic with you and Sasuke…do you want that to happen???
Naruna: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
Ziiro: -lifts up Bezeerc in arms- I think we need some uhhh alone time ok
Naruna: wait I want to go with you –grabs video camera and tissue-
Bezeerc: -blushes- uhh NO Naruna, you cant come!!!
Naruna: -chibi mode-
Bezeerc: Please—ahhh!!! Read and review—ahhh!!!!!!!!!