Girl Fight
Summary: Ten-ten, the slut-bitch gang Naruna and her group was beating each others asses and they were caught by Tsunade and stuff so they were in the office and yeah…..
Pairings: Kiba/Naruna, Shina/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruna
Fight Pairings: Naruna v Sakura, Naruna v Ino, Naruna v Sasuke, Sakura v Ino
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, if it was I would make Sasuke the bad guy and Shino a girl and Hinata and Shina (shino) lesbians ok….
Warnings: violence, language, and OOC-ness
Rated: M for violence and language
Key: Dream
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Flash Back
Hello my loves!!!!! My computer is retarded and I have ADHD and stuff so yeah and about Ten-ten…. I don't know why I made her look like Temari…. Sorry. There will be Kiba and Naruna sex in this…not really but still not very graphic…
There will be a warning about it ok
Grounded?!? I Think Not!
Naruna went home that night…….
With her father utterly pissed.
Naruna was grounded for one whole month…
For what!?!?!?!
Not starting a fight???
Fighting against her will….
For shame on you Arashi!!!
Making your only child be punished for something she didn't even do…
Or want to do at that point!!!
Tell me, what would you do if a man-lady she-man-woman-fucker was beating you up..
"Daddy, it wasn't my fault it was that male-prostitute, Ten-ten who started it!!" Naruna tried to defend herself
"Don't go blaming your mistakes on others…" Arashi.. still pissed "Even if she did start it….it's still your responsibility not to push in to things…"
"But Daddy—"
"Don't you "But Daddy me!!!!"…..your still grounded!"
Naruna gulped…she knew when her father was really mad at her or just fucking around
No TV
Myspace
Gaia
Cookies
Phone
Friends
Weekends
Kingdom Hearts II
Bully
Sims 2
Kiba
Wait…..no KIBA!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT!?!??!?!??!?" Naruna yelled "No Kiba…come on Daddy, you can take away Myspace but you cant take away Kiba!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You are only to see Kiba at school…Nowhere else! And you have to come straight home from school, do your homework, chores, then read a book.. And be in bed by 9!!!"
"Your killing me here!!!" Naruna pouting
"Good" Arashi replied victorious
With a sigh of defeat Naruna settled in the backseat of the car and shut up for the rest of the ride home……
The Next Day
Naruna was upset that she had to give up her:
PSP
Laptop
Play Station2 and 3
Xbox 360
Portable DVD Player
TV
Nintendo DS
Mangas
Cell Phone
Camera
Ramen stash
And other stuff that she likes
Poor Naruna…..
First Sasuke
Then Ten-ten
Then Tsunade baa-chan
Now this!!!!!!
Whats next?!?!?!?!?!?!!
A cross-dressing monkey named Shirley!?!?!??!?!?
What Naruna didn't get is why he said no homework and come straight home from school….. didn't make sense since they have the month off from school…..
"He did this on purpose!!!! Whaaaaaa" Naruna whined
Intermission
Naruna: I don't wanna be grounded!!!!!!
Bezeerc: That's just too bad…
Sieka: Bezeerc… where'd you put my Sharpies????
Bezeerc: Umm in the Sharpie box
Sieka: Well its not there!!!!! –strangles Bezeerc-
Bezeerc: I cant breathe!!!!!!! –gasps for air-
Yimeeka: Uh Sieka, I think they're on the counter in the kitchen…. –sweat drops-
Sieka: Thank you Yimeeka –cracks knuckles-
Bezeerc+Yimeeka+Ziiro: -gulp-
Intermission Over
Naruna was sitting in a dark corner…..
"My life is dead…. Whaaa I have no future….."
Arashi sweat drops
"See Naruna, this is what you get for fighting in school.."
"Dear I think we should take it easy on her… after all she didn't start it" Naruna's mother, Naruko said
"Nah….. She's fine" Arashi chirped
"I'm in my happy place… I'm in my happy place." Naruna chanted
"Oh shut up!!!!" Arashi again chirped happily
"I NEED SUGAR!!!!!!!!!"
"Naruna, sugar is your version of crack…. You don't need any" Naruko said
"YES I DOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruko and Arashi sweat drops
" I LIKE CHICKEN I LIKE LIVER MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" Naruna rocks herself to sleep………
It was sad to see this but yeah and stuff….
That made no sense what so ever…..
Naruna awoke in her bed and she groaned…
Sadly she has to do chores…
Kitchen
Laundry
Garbage
Room
Pet fox
You know she didn't really have to do all of these but she did it anyway because she wanted to be ungrounded .
They have a maid but they really don't pay her….
Naruna said she couldl have the day off because she lives with them and stuff…
They live in a 6 bedroom house……
Who would clean that whole house
The maids name is Annabella……
She's in her early twenties and she had the most elegant black hair…
With the most ever so beautiful Misty grey eyes…..
Even though she's 21 she seriously looks 15…..
Other than that she is a sexy bitch….
She can even be a chibi if she wanted to….
Back to the story…….
Naruna was done…..
With the sweeping and the washing and the crap that doesn't really matter.. but of course it does, just not to her….
She went back to sleep….
For about 4 days…… she must have been really sleepy to have to sleep that many days.
Her parents started to worry and when she woke up her parents started cracking on her…..
"God Damn vegetable!!!!!" Naruko yelled out
"Mommy leave me alone….." Naruna
"You know what I'll take 1 week away from your one-month punishment.
Naruna's eyes turned into stars then bubbles, pink and purple flowers formed everywhere around her….YAY!!!!!
"You mean it daddy???!?!?!" Naruna said starry-eyed
With that she hugged him so tight he turned purple….
3 Weeks Later…
Naruna was off of punishment and she got all of her beloved things back…..
It's a crack free world……..
That's what she thought…..
She was in her secret room reading the well known comic Power Puff Girls Doujinshi…
She is a BIG fan of PPGD.
And a Yaoi fangirl …
Such as:
Gravitation
OffBeat
Just those two…..
This is the life of Naruna Uzamaki!!!!!
She has a pet fox named Kitsune…
Loves to draw Anime and read Manga
Her favorite bands are:
Panic! At the Disco
My Chemical Romance
Danity Kane
Christina Aguilera
Jibbs
Missy Elliot
Gym Class Heroes
Nami Tamaki
Ken Hari
Her favorite movies are:
Howl's Moving Castle
Twin Sisters
Date Movie
Scary Movie 1,2,3 +4
Her favorite food is:
Ramen
Apple Flips
Cosmic Brownies
Grapes
Apples
Ramen
Pocky
Ramen
Did I forget to mention Ramen!??!?!?!
She like to read:
Power Puff Girls Doujinshi
TIN
Ever After
Grim Tales from Down Below
And other yaoi stuff…
And that's all
That has nothing to do with the fic!!!!!!!
Naruna now off punishment was on her way to meet Kiba when she ran into an Ice-Bastard-Bitch-face…..
Sasuke
Naruna tried not to make eye contact with him but he wouldn't stop staring at her…
Naruna felt very uncomfortable……
"What the hell are you looking at you bitch face mother fucker…" Naruna spat out
"My new girlfriend…"Sasuke had a dead serious look on his face…
Fucking jack off
Pervert
Ass wipe
Uncle Fucker
Ass head
Bitch Face
Shit Head
Man-whore
"Your whaa!?!?!?!?!?!!? Oh noooo…." Guess
"We're going put on a date…" Sasuke still serious
"Listen, if you haven't noticed…I already have a boyfriend.. His name is Ki-ba Inu-zu-ka ok ass head??"
"No your MINE" Sasuke still fucking serious
He got bitch-slapped….
He masturbates to gay porn like that guy who masturbates to butt-sex
"I am NOT yours so get FUCKING lost or I'll fucking hurt you again…do you want that to happen??!?!?!?!?! Huh?!?!? HUH!?!?!?!?
Never claim Naruna as yours… only Kiba can say that!
Walking down the street a still pissed Naruna was walking down it.
"The nerve of that bastard saying that I'm HIS. The hell does he think he is!?!?!?! General Crack Monkey!!!!!! –sigh- I guess he is then.." Naruna trailed off
'Kiba…….I want your body….." Naruna had a nosebleed at the thought
Her?
Kiba??
Sex???
It would be a great late birthday present…but still.
One of them had to have condoms.
Naruna reached her destination!!!!
Her next thing to do was to have sex with Kiba
Get condoms first but still….
She saw Kiba sleeping under a tree.
"Aww so cute.." Naruna cooed
She rubbed Kiba's very well toned chest..
"This is my man…that's my man…" Naruna whispered…
Kiba has awaken….. rawr!!!!!!
"Sex… NOW!!!!!!!!!!" Naruna pounced on Kiba……
Lucky for Kiba he had some condoms in his pocket that his sister had given him..
Thank you Hana!!!!!!!!!!
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
(If you are not 18 years or older then don't read…if you read anyway then don't tell anyone ok?)
And sex they had
If you have ever noticed… KIba has a big penis and yeah….
Insert the penis in the vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then move up and down until white stuff comes out of the penis….
It hurt at first for Naruna
It felt good for Kiba
Naruna was screaming Kiba's name…
Up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down up down shudder shudder shudder…..
Good thing they were in the woods….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kiba took the condom off of his used penis then stared into Naruna's eye's
"Did you like it?" Kiba asked a dazed Naruna
All she did was nod 3 times..
They did the do with their clothes on!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEEHEHHEHEH I'm a super perv!!!!!! Hahahahahhhaahhahaah
"I love you Kiba" Naruna said as she adjusted her underwear….
"I love you too my Naru-chan.." Kiba zipped up his pants then stood up
"I don't know but I feel like smoking right now"
Kiba sweat dropped
Time to go now!!
Kiba walked Naruna home
An unsuspecting whore was watching over them………
No girl fight in this chapter but in the next chappie there will be ok baby?? I made a sex part… I'm such a hentai…..anyways I gotta go do stuff to my baby sister with her homework and she won't tell her sister –whines- Why did I have to get good grades!!!!!!!! -dodges inanimate objects being thrown- put your hands together for the after show!!!!!!!! -in the crowd krickets can be heard- Uhh heheheheheh...
Naruna: I had sex with Kiiiiiiiiiiiiibaaaaaa
Bezeerc: Are you happy??????
Naruna: Hell yeah!!!!! Why'd ya do it for me though…..
Bezeerc: -blushes- It was for uh Ziiro and me didn't let you come with us that last time….
Naruna: I know you had sex…I can smell it in the air…
Bezeerc: WHAT!?!?!?!?!!? How'd you find out!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Naruna: Like you said before I'm a yaoi fangirl…. –pulls out Ich Ich Paradise: Yaoi Edition!-
Bezeec: You need to stop hanging around Kakashi….
Naruna: I NEED YAOI!!!!!!!!!!
Ziiro: Lets go –nibbles on Bezeerc's ear-
Bezeerc: It's always sex with you isn't it???!?!?!?!!?!? –pouts-
Ziiro: Sometimes…… -pulls Bezeerc into a random room-
Naruna: HEY!!!!! That's my room!!!!! –wipes blood from nose-
Ziiro: Your point??
Naruna: Just don't break anything!!! Ok??
Ziiro: -shuts door-
Naruna+Yimeeka+Sieka: -sweat drop-
Yimeeka: I hope you know they're gonna break stuff anyway…
Naruna: Its not FAIR!!!!!! I WANT YAOI!!!!!!!!! –cries in dark corner-
Sieka: I know a way we can get yaoi….. –giggles-
Sieka+Naruna+Yimeeka: Please READ and REVIEW Bitches……-looking at yaoi on computer- -giggles-