Girl Fight
Summary: Naruna and Kiba had sex… How about I don't make straight sex for a while until I'm good at it…. :U
Pairings: Kiba/Naruna, Shina/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruna
Fight Pairings: Naruna v Sakura, Naruna v Ino, Naruna v Sasuke, Sakura v Ino
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, if it was I would make Sasuke the bad guy and Shino a girl and Hinata and Shina (shino) lesbians ok….
Warnings: violence, language, and OOC-ness
Rated: M for violence and language
Key: Dream
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Flash Back
I am so sorry I took so long to update, I had no idea. I was suffering from Manic Depression……I have it and still do but I will continue to work for all those peoples who have been reviewing……And the sex WAS weird…. Sorry –sweatdrop- Well.. On With The Fic!!!!!! –red curtains rise- and for ALL you peoples who don't know I am a guy…..yeah……
Last Time(so boring)
An unsuspecting whore was watching over them………
After Skool
It was school time and Naruna and Kiba….
No really it was.
They kept giving each other odd glances…..
Which it really was the first time SHE had sex.
Don't forget Kiba had an ex-girlfriend before.
Who knows what happened to her…
Oh wait Naruna kicked her ass too.
It was time that the awkward silence will end!!!!!
"Kiba……." Naruna, too scared to say anything else said…
"Yeah???" Kiba answered hopefully.
Who knows why he's so hopeful…..
"Well a—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!
"AHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!" O.O''
There they saw Sakura vomiting…..eeww
It was the color of the rainbow…… 0
Blue
Green
Yellow
White…… that's just nasty why am I telling you this….
ORANGE!!!!!
Purple
Almost every color I don't know ok…..
There stood a smirking Sasuke……bitch face….
A trembling Naruna….. vibrator……
A rainbow Sakura….. anorexic…..
And an eye twitching Kiba…… twitch…..twitch
Why was Sasuke smirking…….
His so called girlfriend just puked on the floor….
Where were they anyway……
It was just black…
With a light coming down on them……
You don't know how wrong that sounds…..
With no one paying attention to Sakura….
Kiba and Naruna gave Sasuke their best death glare ever!!!!!!!!
It said… 'I hope you know you're going to die in about 2 seconds..'
And don't forget
'I hope you die then come back to life and tell us how it feels then commit suicide and…DIE BITCH DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' this is what Naruna looked like….
Don't mess with the bitch…….. (SASUKE)
"AKAMARU, ATTACK!!!" Naruna ordered…..
Akamaru came out of nowhere and bit Sasuke's……….
Penis….
The tip to be more precise….
"AHHHHHHH MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke
"Humph….thats what you get for looking at my ass…" Naruna said, covering her ass.
He didn't have much to bite really….
If Naruna had to choose between a vibrator and Sasuke…..
It would be the vibrator…..
The vibrator would be happy……
So would Naruna…
Akamaru didn't let go either…..
Sasuke was running out of options….
Sakura was now masturbating……
Kiba was on the verge of vomiting now…..
Naruna was about to kill herself….
Sakura thought she was hott……
No, she really wasn't …..
Note the keyword "Thought"
She tried to distract Kiba…..
Now Sasuke was screaming out in pleasure…..
Akamaru had to spit, hack, and cough out some white stuff……
And no one ever noticed Akamaru was really a girl dog……
"ARHHHH AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR" Akamaru…..in….a (Akamaruina) yipped.
"UHH,. Kiba??? When was Akamaru a girl…" Naruna said on the verge of vomiting because of the Sasuke in Akamaru's mouth incident…
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Kiba " AHHHH AKAMARU, ARE YOU OK?!?!"
"BLEHHHHH" the dog barfed all over Sasuke's favorite shirt…..
One Week Later…
It's been one week since the biting incident for Akamaru.
'Her' stomach got big……
Kiba and Naruna started fondling each other more…..
It was seventh period….
Naruna, Kiba, Ino, and Sasuke had the same period together……
They had just finished sewing on the sewing machines and now it was time for the mechanical babies!!!!! YAY!!!
Naruna loved Home Ec
The teacher, Rin, was passing out the mechanical babies to each group…..
They had to do a fake marriage thingy…
Kiba and Naruna got married and Ino and Sasuke got married.
Kiba and Naruna's baby was black…….
Sasuke and Ino's baby was tan and had blonde i think so!!!!!!
They had to take care of it for three weeks…..
I wonder what could happen in three weeks….hmm
Who knows…..
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Three days have gone by and Naruna's baby never cried……
Sasuke's has….a lot….
The baby cried so much that it was throwing off Sasuke's hotness..
Making him……..
UGLY…….
Too bad for him…
Naruna and Kiba took turns watching over the baby….
Not one parent took off.
Sure it was hard work but the silence was worth it…
Their baby only cried once…..
Then one day…..
Sasuke made Ino watch over the baby!!!
Two tiresome days and three sleepless nights later..
Ino was beyond bitch mode…
She was in….
SUPER ULTRA MEGA BITCH MODE!!!!
Intermission
Bezeerc: I found a nickel!!!!!
Sierra: Your point….
Bezeerc: I gonna name it Darlene!!!!
Sieka: So…. And???
Bezeerc: IT'S A BOY NICKEL!!!!
Kratos: -kiss-
Bezeerc: Must follow Kratos to room……
Sierra: Why???
Bezeerc: N-none of your business!!!!!!
Naruna: Yaoi…….
Sieka: Yep…..
Kratos: Oh shush…..come on B…
Bezeerc: OK!!!!!!! –glomp-
Kratos: -smirk- Can we get to the room first???
Bezeerc: -blush-
Naruna: -pulls out yaoi DVDs-…..
Yimeeka: WHAT TO WATCH FIRST!!!!!
Sierra: Oohh OOOOHH Kratos and Bezeerc on their honey moon!!!!
Ru-Ru: My daddy and step dad?????? Eeeewwww….
Sieka: here… -gets out gravitation-
Ru-Ru: thank you….. n.n
Intermission Over
Naruna was happily playing with the Mecca Baby, making it laugh…
And gurgle…..
Which was creepy…
Then Ino walked by.
Her hair was a hot mess..
Dark circles under her eyes…..
She looked like a ghost!!!!
BOO!!!!!!
She seems more energetic too….
Must be the giggle stix…….
Or the giggle PILLS….
Who knows….. –looks around like a ninja-
She bumped into Naruna….
Making her drop the baby…..
Thankfully on the pillow she made….
Naruna looked pissed enough to kick ass….
She really was having a good day too….
AWWW shit………
Its on bitch….
Its on….
"Watch it bitch!!!" Ino yelled out to Naruna who was still thankful for her pillow for Akamaruina….
Naruna turned and pushed Ino accidentally…
Making Ino drop her baby on the floor…..
Now Ino has to pay three hundred dollars……
'Don't look at me bitch' Ino
Hey where'd she go!!!!!!!!
Well…..
Now SASUKE has to pay three hundred THOUSAND dollars…
Sasuke: O.O What the fuck did I do???
GIRL FIGHT!!!
Naruna pulled Ino by her hair.
Forced her to turn around and face her…
Then kicked her in the nuts…
If only she had some…..
Ino squealed, not a fangirl squeal….
An 'OW MY FUCKING VAGINA' squeal..
What would you do if someone hit you in the Va–jay-jay ?
Naruna tackled Ino…again.
This time she was punching her stomach so she couldn't have babies…..but that cant happen cause she didn't do that…..
She just kept bitch slapping her!!!!
Slap…slap…slap….slap…slap.
That's what everybody in the class heard….
Ino fought back…..
Better than Sakura….
She pushed Naruna of her and wiped some blood from her mouth…..
She then tackled Naruna then they started rolling around on the ground…..
Students in the class took out their phones and took pictures of it…
The black girls in class was all like 'Hey gurl guess what the fuck I'm seeing???' and a 'A fight I know we got the same class together duh…' and the high fives…
Naruna finally ended the fight with the a famous 'Imma knock yo' teeth out'
Which she did….
PUNCH!!!!!!
Ino spit out three teeth.and some blood….
OUCH!!!!
Then finally the teacher came in and broke it up….
"Aww man I was kicking her ass too" Naruna said pouting
"Naruna,Ino office now…." Mr. Obito ordered….
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And once again Naruna gets more friend requests on myspace…
Yep yep this took me all day to write this….and it is done!!! YAY!!!!!! And once again I'm so sorry for not updating for about a month. I've been sick in the head. And my best friend moved and I wasn't at school to say goodbye…I'll miss her, and when she was here, on her last day I promised I would cry and I'm crying right now so bye……. And don't forget to review please….and help……so …. And yeah bye. for now