Girl Fight
Summary: Naruna and Kiba got fake married and had a Mecca Baby!!!...Scary.. Other than that, Ino and Naruna fought cause Ino was beyond bitch mode….
Pairings: Kiba/Naruna, Shina/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Naruna
Fight Pairings: Naruna v Sakura, Naruna v Ino, Naruna v Sasuke, Sakura v Ino
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, if it was I would make Sasuke the bad guy and Shino a girl and Hinata and Shina (shino) lesbians ok….
Warnings: violence, language, and OOC-ness
Rated: M for violence and language
Key: Dream
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Flash Back
OMG!! I took soo long!!! Is soo sorry! Am I a bad person now?? I was too busy working on my other fic! Sorry….
Yeah So and Stuff
Naruna was running around in circles.
Why the fuck would she do that??
Who knows…
"I kicked Ino-whore's ass!!!!!" Naruna screamed to her father.
"That's nice, your in big trouble you know that?" Arashi smirked evilly
"No I'm not, we didn't fight at school. We fought in the park!!" Naruna gave off a triumphant giggle as she jumped out of the window.
AAAAHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL??, IS SHE HIGH!!!
Yes…
She got high with Mitana and Kyubi!!
No.. not PCP….
The usual..
PURPLE HAZE!!!!!
W00t w00t!!!!
Naruna landed gracefully on the ground.
"HA!!! I gots me sum madd ninja skillz!!!!
Mitana came running up to her with another joint.
"Wanna smoke this one?" Mitana asked giggling
"Hellz yeah!!!!" Naruna said lighting it
They were in the woods (a.n.: Where Kiba and Naruna did the do!! –wink-)
Naruna called over Kiba and Kyubi to see if they wanted to smoke it too.
KYUBI: Oh hell yess!!
KIBA: ……No…. I wish I could though.. –sigh-
Kyubi came over not a minute later and she had sunglasses on to hide her highness.
"This is fucked up!!" Naruna shouted "I'm failing History!!!"
"And, who's fault is this??" Mitana said through closed eyes and a puff from the giggle stick.
"It's that asshole Sasuke, he won't leave me alone!
"What does he do??" Kyubi asked, playing in her ginger kidd hair
"He's sexually harassing me and he won't shut up about that stupid marriage thing in Home Ec." Naruna said taking a long drag of the joint
The girls began to giggle and soon they fell over laughing really hard.
Their eyes were red as hell!
The Next Day…
Naruna was talking on the phone with Kiba.
"We got soo high yesterday!!!... When I got home I kept falling down the stairs!!.." Naruna started laughing really hard.
They had been talking on the phone for about an hour and it has come to this time that Naruna gets her blonde ass off of the phone and go do whatever 14-year-old girls do…
"Well I gotta go, I love you…Bye!" and with that she hung up…. This was going to be a tiring day for her….
Outside
Naruna was outside talking to herself… AGAIN.
She needs more friends…
She began to walk down the street and humming to herself.
"It's a cool free world…" Naruna sang along her merry way to wherever she was going.
Naruna ran into someone she really didn't want to see.
Sasuke…
Naruna wanted to beat him up… I think she'll do that right now…
"Hello, Na-Na…." How the HELL did he know her nick-name!!!! Oh hell no!
"What. Did. You. Call. Me??
Sasuke didn't reply. He just stood there smirking.
Naruna began walking away, purposefully knocking up against Sasuke making him fall!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!!
He fell on his ass….. HAHAHAHA!!
Naruna laughed loudly to herself…. Giving him off one more death glare for Akamarai.
(a.n.: I changed 'his' name cause he is really a she!! Get it:D)
"YOU GOT AKAMARAI PREGNANT!!!" Naruna shouted pointing an accusing finger at Sasuke.
Sasuke gawked at that.
"Whaaaaa!?!?" Sasuke was speechless.
"You HEARD me bitch!!! You got her pregnant!!! You're a sick bastard you know that??
Naruna wanted to bitch slap Sasuke for being an IDIOT…..
Yes I said it… idiot.
He suddenly remembered that day, it was one of the best days of his life!! He had finally gotten a blowjob!!! W00t w00t
…By a dog…. Not w00t w00t…
Naruna kicked him in the 'place' and was off again… Nothing could break her mood… Not even Ten-Ten.
Ten-Ten was once again, flirting with Shikamaru.
Shikamaru looked pissed, annoyed, sleepy, and last but not least: DIRTY..
He felt that way because of Ten-Ten was flirting with him.
Ten-Ten glanced around noticing Naruna and she smirked.
"What's the Cum-whore doing here…?" Ten-Ten asked with a smirk on her face.
"None of your business, you sadist!"
Naruna does NOT want her mood to be broken by a man-lady-woman-she-lady-fucker.. SHE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT!!!
She walked up to Ten-Ten and got all in her face.
Ten-Ten was much taller than Naruna.
"You wanna go, Bitch?" Naruna hissed
"Let's go!!" Ten-Ten pushed Naruna
Naruna pushed her back.
Girl Fight!!!??
Naruna pulled on Ten-Ten's hair and Ten-Ten did the same.
People were trying to break it up but it was too much..
Then Sakura came out of nowhere and pulled Ten-Ten away.
Sakura pushed Naruna.
Naruna was running with Sakura in front of her, it looked like she was pushing her which she was. She pushed her up against a tree.
At that moment Sakura's shoe slipped and she grabbed a hold of it.
It was a stiletto…
Sakura started hitting her with the pointy end!! (a.n.: the heel of the shoe)
It hit Naruna numerous places.
Kiba came out of nowhere rushing up to Naruna pulling her away.
Naruna still had a hold of her hair. Sakura shrieked like a little whore she is.
Kiba successfully pulled Naruna away with her still kicking and screaming.
Naruna's face was bloody from that DAMNED stiletto.. She had some hair that belonged to Sakura.
Kiba held her from behind with her still breathing hard.
The Girl Fight has ended..
People were watching in the background.
A very loud applause roared through the…. Crowd.
Naruna calmed down a little. She sat down on a bench near by and watched the people who was clapping.
It amused her that every fight she gets in there's always an applause in the end..
Ten-Ten and Sakura was long gone.
Kiba sat next to her shocked for a moment.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Naruna asked
"I got bored and I started walking, I dunno.
"Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally!!!!!" Naruna shouted out.
Kiba did the all famous anime fall.
I are finished with this chapter…… Hoped you liked it, I don't really plan out stories I just right what comes to mind… Did I mention that I have another story? Whatever, that doesn't matter now… I love you…. REVIEW PLEASE…
And now a short!!!!:
Sync: I can't help it!!!
Jonas: It's not my fault then… -smirk-
Sync: It's ALL your fault!!! You gave me the hickeys and bite marks!!! People are starting to worry!!!
Jonas: So, let them… -shrug-
Sync: Your no help…..
Jonas: Sorry….
Sync: ….-mumbles-
Jonas: What was that??
Sync: Nothing!!!
Jonas: I gotta go…. –kiss-
Sync: -blush- Ok…..
Jonas: -disappears into the darkness-
--MEANWHILE—
Gregory: It makes me look, GIRLY….
Aidan: …… -hugs from behind- You look nice to me…
Gregory: But, it's PINK!!!! I HATE PINK!!!
Lenore: I LOVE PINK!!!
Gregory: THAT'S YOU!!!!
Lenore: -shrug- Whatever floats your boat…
Bloodlust: Obaasan….. C-can I have a….-gulp- quarter?
Bezeerc: Sure!! –gives her a quarter-
Bloodlust: YEAH I'M RICH!!!! –glomp-
Bezeerc: AAAHHHH!!! –is glomped- X.X
Bloodlust: -gasp- I'M SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!!! Pease be ok!!!!!
Bezeerc: I'm.. ok……
Sierra: Please su,,,, Review, for Bezeerc-Otouto su!!!
Bezeerc + Gregory: They feed out soul… -creepyghostycreepy-
Anise: HURRY!!!! DESUNO!!!! O.O;;