KNOW YOUR STARS

Fairytale Princesses


Rupanzel

Anouncer: Welcome to Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...(voice fades away) Our second guest is Rupanzel.

Rupanzel: Hi!

Anouncer: Here we go! Rupanzel, she's actually bold. Because she was the director's friend, he gave her the part and a wig.

Rupanzel: I'm not wearing a wig!

Anouncer: Of course you're not wearing it now! (sarcastic)

Rupanzel: I AM NOT WEARING A WIG!!

Anouncer: Wow. You and Sleeping Beauty are so alike.

Rupanzel: Why do you say that?

Anouncer: You both have anger problems.

Rupanzel: (inahales and exhales) Relax, 'R'. Just relax.

Anouncer: Rupanzel, the evil witch locked her up because she always goes out at night and spends the money.

Rupanzel: That is so not true! That old hag locked me up because my father picked some of her vegetables for my ill mother!

Anouncer: Okay...Rupanzel, her father is - I mean was a theif.

Rupanzel: He wasn't a theif!!! He was doing that for my ill mother!! (stands up)

Anouncer: Rupanzel, her mother was the boss of her father.

Rupanzel: UGH!!(slumps down in chair)

Anouncer: Rupanzel, she actually knows the way out of the tower but she just liked to play the 'innocent' girl with the handsome prince.

Rupanzel: Stop telling all those lies about me! (stands up and storms off)

Anouncer: Come back! The show isn't over yet!...Fine! Be that way! That raps it for Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know your stars(voice fades way)