Cuddly Toy.
I don't own Toy Story or any of its characters. I do own any and all original characters.
Bo stood there somewhat shocked by Buzz's behavior. Buzz wasn't as innocent as he used to be from the last time she saw him.
Bo shook her head thinking about what Buzz had said about his Spanish mode. If Buzz was suppressing his feelings for Jessie (which Bo believed he was) then maybe turning on his Spanish mode was the only way. But how could she manage it?
Woody had watched Bo and Buzz talk and shook his head, sighing when he saw Darla hit Buzz on the head. When would that space toy learn to keep his little fantasies about Darla and Star Command to himself?
"Hey, you," Jessie said from behind him. Woody turned around and took Jessie in his arms. He knew there was a chance of Bo seeing them and he knew it would mostly hurt her, but Woody was tired of holding back his feelings for Jessie. Besides, Bo was going to have to come to terms with him and Jessie being together eventually, no matter how bitter it was going to be.
"Darla said I could borrow Lady tonight," She told him.
"Perfect," Woody said, smiling. "Once the whole house is asleep, Bullseye and I will race you girls to the backyard and the losing rider has to kiss the winner," He said with a smirk.
"Hope you're not going to be a sore loser, then," Jessie said.
"Of course not - I'm going to win," He told her.
Before Jessie could respond, however, she and Woody could both sense that they were being watched. They turned their heads and saw Bo looking at them. Her face displayed a mixture of emotions from sadness, jealousy, anger, bitterness, and even a little pity, as she truly believed Jessie was using Woody.
Woody bit back a sigh. Seeing him and Jessie together was hurting Bo and he didn't want to hurt her, even if she had hurt him by accusing him and Jessie of being dishonest about their feelings for one another. He just wasn't sure what to do.
"Woody?" Jessie said, cutting into his inner musing. "If you want to be more considerate of Bo's feelings, I'd understand."
"You mean hold back?" Woody asked, hesitantly. "I don't think I can do that."
"Let's go somewhere private and talk," Jessie suggested, taking Woody's hand and leading him behind the big top play-set, away from prying eyes - though not ears.
"I don't mean hold back," Jessie continued. "I mean not being so kissy-face in her face."
"Well, it's not like I was planning to kiss you non-stop in front of her," Woody said.
"I know that," Jessie said. "I just mean it must not be easy for her see us together when she still has feelings for you."
"Has Bo said anything to you about how she feels?" Woody asked Jessie, gingerly
"No, but I could tell she still feels the same way about you by the way she was talking to you last night. Woody, how did Bo take it when you told her about us?"
Suddenly, Woody had a vision of what Jessie would do if he told how Bo really felt and what she had said. He could just see Jessie storming off to find Bo in blind rage. If there was one thing Jessie hated more than anything, it was to be called a liar. They'd get into a physical fight and Jessie would end up breaking off Bo's arms, she'd feel remorse at what she'd done, the whole room would be up in arms, and Jessie would feel so guilty that she might even run away! Woody couldn't have that.
"Well," Woody said. Then, as if becoming distracted by the end strands of Jessie's hair, he began to play with Jessie's yarn. "It came as a bit of a shock to her. She just needs some time to process it all."
"Process it all?" Jessie repeated as Woody began to untie and retie her hair ribbon.
"Like I said, it was a shock to her. I mean - how would you feel if it was you and you found out that Buzz and Bo were dating?"
"I could actually see that," Jessie muttered.
"Right," Woody said, slowly.
"No, I really think they'd make a cute couple."
"Well, if you plan to do any match-making, leave me out of it. Okay?"
"Don't worry - the only romantic relationship I'm interested in is our own. But, Woody," Jessie said, seriously. "You're sure everything's okay with you and her, right?"
"Like I said earlier, things are awkward. But," Woody said, now looking Jessie in the eyes. "What's important is that Bo knows that you and I are together and that I am completely and totally committed to being with you."
Jessie smiled in response.
"I think the best thing to do," Woody went on. "Is to just leave her alone for now and let her come around when she's ready."
"Yeah, that's what I've been thinking too," Jessie said. "I don't want to force my friendship on her when she's not ready for it yet."
Unbeknownst to them, Bo had followed them and had went into the big top play-set to eardrop on them. She quickly exited before Woody and or Jessie noticed her, her head swirling with what she'd over-heard. Still not willing to face the truth, she tried to make sense of what she'd heard.
'Jessie must want to end her fake relationship with Woody,' Bo thought with hope. 'She knows Woody still has feelings for me, no matter what he says, and she's trying to see if he'll become jealous by suggesting me with Buzz!'
"What were you doing inside the big top?" Came Darla's harsh voice, cutting into Bo's thoughts.
"Nothing," Bo said, slightly startled.
"Why did you go in there?" Darla asked her, bending down to Bo's level.
"No reason," Bo said.
"Ah, ah, ah! You are fibbing, fibbing, fibbing!" Darla said in a singsong voice. "Now confess!" Darla demanded, pointing her finger at Bo.
"I'm not confessing to anything!"
"You're plotting something against Woody and Jessie, aren't you?! Something that involves dismemberment! Now confess!"
"What?" Bo asked, more shocked than ever. "That's crazy! Why would I do something like that?"
"Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn's/ Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. William Congreve said that," Darla told her. "Now confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!"
"No!" Bo yelled at her. "You're crazy!" She said, running away.
"Confess!" Darla yelled, running after her.
"It looks like Darla's at it again," Commented Hamm with a sigh.
"Yep," Added Slinky. "I wonder what she's accusing Bo of?"
"Who cares? Just as long as it isn't me."
As Bo ran from Darla, she was shocked at the fact that no one was coming to help her.
'Oh Woody… Where are you when I need you?'Bo thought desperately. Finally, she spotted Buzz sulking in the corner of Lulu's room and ran to him.
"Buzz! Buzz! I need help!" Bo said, running to him.
"What's wrong?" He asked. "Did you break yourself?"
"No, Darla!"
"You broke Darla!?" Buzz cried, alarmed.
"No! Darla is after me!"
"What did you do?"
"Nothing!" Bo exclaimed frantically. "Buzz, you have to help me. I think she's going to hurt me!"
"All right, get behind me and I'll see if I can calm her down," Buzz told her.
"There you are!" Said Darla, charging at them. "Confess!"
"Now what's going on?" Buzz asked.
"Stay out of this, powder monkey!" Darla snapped.
"Is that a term of endearment?" Buzz whispered over his shoulder to Bo.
"I don't know - focus Buzz!" Bo told him.
"Darla, whatever you think Bo did, I'm sure she didn't do it," Buzz said.
"You're in on this too, aren't you?" Darla demanded.
"What are you talking about?" Buzz asked, flabbergasted.
"Don't think for a minute that I didn't know what you were up to from the moment you were brought into this room," Darla said, crossing her arms.
'For the love of Star Command! What did Bo do to get Darla so worked up like this? Where's Jessie when I need her? She's the only one who can calm Darla down when she gets like this,'Buzz thought. Aloud, he said, "Darla, I have no idea what you are talking about."
"I think you know," Darla said. "Now confess!"
"But!"
"Confess!"
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"Confess!"
"But!"
"Confess! Confess! Confess!" Darla yelled.
"All right, all right!" Buzz retaliated, unable to take Darla's yelling anymore. "I confess that I-l…" But, before he could say anything else, Bo turned him into Spanish Buzz! Bo had seen the little hole in the back of Buzz…
'All is fair in love and war,'Bo thought, pushing the little button hoping that her finger wouldn't break off.
"Cara Bella!" Spanish Buzz cried, looking at Darla.
"Oh no!" Exclaimed Darla in horror. "Now see what you've done!"
Spanish Buzz looked over his shoulder to see who Darla was speaking too. Seeing Bo, he said, "Hola senorita," He turned back to Darla. "Mi carino, sus ojos como brillantes joyas," He said, taking her hand to kiss it gently. Darla recoiled her hand before he could.
"Stop it!" She cried in horror once again. "You might get paint smudges on my perfectly polished plastic hand!" Darla cried before running away.
"Mi amor! ¿Por que se ejecuta desde mi?" Spanish Buzz called out, running after her. "¿No sabéis que sois la única mujer en el universo para mí?"
"Help, Big Sheba! Help!" Darla yelled. In response to her call, an elephant trunk sounded and a large toy elephant ran up to her side. "Help me get away from him! He's being persistent!"
Hearing this, Big Sheba wrapped her trunk around Darla's waist and lifted her into the air.
"Soltar su usted bestia!" Spanish Buzz exclaimed, pointing his laser at the toy elephant.
"Step on him, Big Sheba! Step on him!" Darla instructed once she was sitting on the back of Big Sheba's neck.
Bo just stood speechless as she watched Big Sheba try to step on Buzz whilst he, in turn, dodged and fired light from his laser.
"Never a dull moment here - that's for sure," said Mr. Potato Head, walking by.
Looking at the chaos in front of her and how no one seemed to want to do anything to stop it, Bo finally cried out in despair. "Oh Woody! Where are you?"
A/N This really was fun to write. And yes Darla is a nut, but she has her moments, you'll see later on. I used a Spanish translator for Spanish Buzz so have fun looking up what he's saying to Darla. A/N