They All Failed Ethics

by TehAntiFangirl

A Vortian named Lak Shmi randomly appears on Earth and irritates Jhonen Vasquez enough for him to decide that the whole fan fiction universe should be destroyed. However, destroying universes is not that easy when you've got a mob of fangirls after you, out for blood... Hilarity ensues, I guess. This is my first fan fiction.

11. What, ANOTHER Hiatus?

What, another hiatus?

Um, hey, guys. You know how I haven't been updating? It's not because I am dead. It is because... I have a lot to do! I have this crazy teacher who assigns us impossible projects! Because I do not intend to fail freaking 8th grade, I plan to do my best on this impossible project.

Said project is writing an BOOK. A BOOK. A BOOOOOOOOK about the WWII French Resistance from the point of view of a young man.

A BOOK.

Plus, I'm in the school play. I play "Mom". This is it. My big break.

So, I'm putting a lot of stuff on hold until this crazy crap-tastic adventure in Middle School Land is over. Also, I turned out to have... Asperger's Syndrome! The plot thickens! So I'm working on "social skills" right now, too. Ha! I have EXCELLENT social skills! Right, imaginary friends? Yep! They agree. No, they are not cowering in terror before me! Whatever gave you THAT idea? Now, slaves... er, friends, ready the cheese bomb.

It's time to take over the world.

Yep, so until I
a) write A BOOK
b) work on social skills
c) take over the world

You'll have to wait for the exciting conclusion to the madcap adventures of a rather nice little Mary-Sue who is also a Vortian, an intense limbo contest (the winner will gain control of the story once and for all), and the pure and wholesome joy of cheese.

THE FANDOM CREED
By me, TehAntiFangirl, to make you happy and perhaps a little less mad at me.

Stay strong in your ships. Stay strong in your headcanons.
Stay strong in your OTPs, your AUs, your fanons.
Stay strong for Homestuck,
For Sonic and Zim,
Stay strong for anime,
The Hobbit and NIMH.
Stick to your guns,
'Cause haters gonna hate,
But we, we the fans
Inherit all that is great.
So be not in hysterics over too soon cancellations,
Nor when fanservice is given go into gyrations.
Sing heigh for Sherlock, sing ho for Naruto,
Be joyous, for to the internet we go!
Flood it with fan fics! Fan art galore!
You drawing some yaoi? There's always room for some more!
Make GIFs! We are not normal!
We're twisted and funny and downright hormonal!
Normal people can go home! This is our domain!
4chan and Tumblr are for us! WE'RE INSANE!
We're good crazy, though! Like our hero, GIR!
We rule the world! We are awesome! WE DERP!
This is our story, and by peculiar chance,
Our fandom brought us together. We're united-

THE FANS.