So Steve was walking around around the minecraft world like any other day. Today was a beautiful day, and steve looked at it and it made him happy. "I have everything here and what I don't have I can make, but why am I so sad?" Steve was actually really sad. Steve realized that every day when he went around they were there and he was sad. "I want more from life." "I know, I'll buld a portal to the nether, that way I can see it and it will fix everything." So steve mined some netherak and built a portal to the Nether, but he accidentally used milk instead and there was an explosion. Steve saw everything and then nothing. It was cold and then he passed out.
"Wake up mate!" Someone said in steve's ear. Steve opened his eyes and saw a mask. Steve was really scared for a second, but then he saw that it was a man, so he wan't scared. But, as Steve looked closer, he saw that there was something different about him, he had Curves! Steve knew this but he did not know what curves were because he had never seen them before. "what are you?" Asked Steve. "Get down mate!" Said the man and he shot them from over steve's head. Steves' ears were ringing and he used the time without ears to look. He saw that there were mosters EVERYWHERE! Steve was frozen in fear. "Crikey mate! We gotta move!" The strange man grabed steves arm and they ran over there. While they were running, steve asked it again but he realized that he couldn't understand him because he had on a gass mask. Soon they were all together and steve asked someone else what was going on. He answered you really don't know, do yah?" "No" steve said, who was really confused at this point. "I'm stg. Erwin, boy, and we are the Clean Up Crew."
Why are you so square boy?" Stgt. Erwin aked. "I don't really know" said steve. "Well, no time to think abou it now, these wankas are really pushing us back, we need all the help we can get" "Alright, I'll help" Said steve. "Good, go over and see srgt. Montgomery and he will breef you on the sit- Just then a huge fleshpound appeared and there were a lot of bullets in the air. Steve was dodging and weaving and managed to get in. "Alright boy, here's the situation, Horizine has really messed up, and there are these genetic experiments that need to be killed, so we are here to do it." "You realy for this boy?" "yes sir!" said steve. "good! Now get out there!"