Ore-Sama: Thank you to everyone who is reading this! I love you people! I especially love people who review my stories (it brings a smile to my face! It really does.) Also, I will be accepting requests, so PM me if you want me to write something, as long as it's nothing overly serious. Blood and violence are okay, but I can't take anything seriously, so be warned!

Warning: Cross-dressing, m/m love, and shamelessness! Also, use of the word "cock" to mean rooster.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh! I do own some cards, though!

"Hahah! We have successfully infiltrated Yugi's school! Success!" Marik cried, pumping his fist in victory. Bakura tuned out the sound of Marik's voice, choosing to lay down in the branches of a nearby tree.
"Hey, Bakura?" Marik said, but Bakura wasn't listening.
"Bakura? Bakura! 'Kura? Fluffy? Florence? Limey?" Marik tried to get Bakura' s attention, but to no avail, so he climbed up and yelled in Bakura's ear, "BAKURA, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?"
"OWW!" Bakura cried out, "Bloody hell, Marik, what is it that's so important!?"
"Bakura, when you sit like that, everyone can see your panties!"
"Marik, I'm wearing boxers, not panties." Bakura responded.
"But we're supposed to be acting like girls, so we should say 'panties'!" Marik protested.
"Marik?"
"What?'
"Shut up."
"But Bakura!"
"No, just shut up for one minute. Seriously!"
"Fine, be that way..." Marik grumbled.

"Hey Bakura, look! It's the twerps!" Marik suddenly announced.
"Marik, you ruined what little shame this bloody fanfic had left. Good job!" Bakura grinned, giving Marik a thumb up. The two then jumped out of the tree, before our heroes could see them, and what was underneath their skirts.
"Oh, are you two new students?" Yugi asked, completely oblivious of the disguises.
"Wh-why yes! I'm Namu, and this is my best friend Kira!" Marik giggled in a surprisingly good imitation of a girl's voice.
"Kira, huh... That sounds familiar..." Tea muttered.
"Well, it's a common name, that's all!" Marik hurriedly attempted to quiet her suspicions.
"Oh wow! That's such a pretty necklace!" Bakura said in his best attempt at a girl's voice. Surprisingly, nobody questioned his horrible voice.
"Thanks..." Yugi said, blushing at the attention from such a pretty girl. Tea noticed this, but she didn't really care. She preferred Yugi's sexy alter ego to the real Yugi.
"It really is..." Marik played along, "Can I see it?"
"Sure, but please give it back!" Yugi asked of the two mysterious girls, then he presented his millenium puzzle to Marik.
"Ahahahahahahah! Now there is nothing you can do to stop me, Pharaoh!" Marik laughed.
"That voice!" Yugi cried in realization.
"Prepare for trouble!" Marik started the famous dialogue.
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Marik!"
"Florence!"
"Team Thiefshipping, blasting off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight!"
"There's no Meowth to say 'That's right!'"
"Team Thiefshipping!" Tea stated the obvious.
"That's right, honey, and now we have Yugi's Millennium Puzzle! Now nothing can stop us!" Marik laughed as maniacally as he could, which was pretty maniacal.
"Not if we can help it! Go... Oh... Um, wanna play a tedious children's card game with super-advanced holograms?" Yugi asked meekly.
"How about no?" Bakura laughed.
"Fine! Go, Dark Magician Girl! Use jiggle attack!" Yugi commanded, sending out the fan favorite.
"Giant Yellow Chicken, use inappropriate references!" Marik cried, sending out the Giant Yellow Chicken.
"The Chinese Phoenix is a giant red cock!" The Giant Yellow Chicken bellowed.
"Jiggle jiggle!" The Dark Magician Girl cried, then she passed out.
"Grr... Alright then, go Kuriboh!" Yugi cried as Kuriboh appeared in front of him.
"Please, what can a bloody Kuriboh do?" Bakura laughed at Yugi's main character-advantage fueled decision.
"Kuriboh, use plot device attack!" Yugi commanded the hairy ball.
"Do the lalalalalalalalalalala!" Kuriboh shrieked as it unleashed its ultimate move, sending Marik, Bakura, and the Giant Yellow Chicken into the sky.
"We're blasting off agaaaaaain!" Marik and Bakura cried shamelessly.
"Hah! That's not even Kuriboh's final form!" Yugi laughed, retrieving his Millenium Puzzle.

"Bloody hell! I knew this was a bad idea..." Bakura groaned, rubbing his backside.
"Hey, Bakura?" Marik asked timidly.
"What?" Bakura glared. Marik pulled the edge of his skirt all the way up, revealing his purple thong. Bakura gulped and felt his mouth grow dry.
"W-what? Why the bloody hell are you doing this?" Bakura asked, staring at the bulging area inside Marik's thong.
"Well, I did promise the fangirls I'd let you see under my skirt, so there you go!" Marik said, lowering the skirt back down. Bakura stood up, and walked over to Marik, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Marik... I love you..."
"What the hell, Fluffy? Don't tell me the fangirls have infected you!" Marik cried, stumbling backwards in shock.
"Don't play dumb Marik. I've seen your yaoi collection. I know that you want this deep down. I won't even say 'secretly' because it's no secret."
"'Kura..." Marik sighed, allowing Bakura to capture his lips.

Ore-sama: Dawwwww! Yay for cute fluffy endings! Anyways, the Chinese Phoenix joke, if you didn't get it is that the Chinese Vermillion Phoenix is basically a giant red rooster, which can also be phrased as 'giant red cock'. Wow, this chapter is much better than the last... Phew. And it's more shameless! Please review! Even just a simple "ROFLSHIAD (Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Almost Died) will make my day, and will make me pump out more comedy faster! And to all of you people who didn't review the last chapter, please review it! I require reviews to stay alive and functioning!