Sexist
"I'm telling you," Minako declared emphatically, gesturing to a rather confused Mamoru, "men are from Mars, women are from Venus."
The muscle in the line of Rei's jaw twitched. "Come again?"
"Maybe later." The blonde breezed, waving a dismissive hand.
The miko flushed a violent shade of crimson, and beside her, Usagi looked no better. Blonde hair whipped wildly as she cast a wide eyed look at Rei, then Minako, and back to Rei.
"D…did you guys…"
"NO!" Rei snapped, convinced her blood pressure was about to reach near epic heights.
Usagi flinched as Minako continued her one sided discussion with the prince.
"It all comes down to opposites." she continued. "Women are all sensitive and soft, while the men are the strong protective types."
"W…what does that have to do with Mars and Venus?" Usagi questioned.
"I swear to god…" Rei seethed, pressing a hand to her forehead.
"Love and war." Minako stated simply. "Love being the soft and sensitive female, war being the big, strong dumb male. Perfect opposites."
"So, Mars and Venus." Usagi repeated slowly.
"Usagi." The fire soldier warned.
"A perfect match." Minako declared with an enthusiastic nod.
"So…Mars, the big dumb male…" The princess pointed to Rei, "…and Venus, the sensitive female…." she finished, pointing at Minako.
Minako blushed. "Oh. Uh…"
Rei fixed Usagi with a look that would have melted steel, violet eyes flashing. "You better run."
The princess bolted, with Rei hot on her heels.
Mamoru glanced around the now empty booth and sighed, picking up his coffee cup once more. "I have no idea what just happened," he said with a shrug, "but Minako, you're about as red as your bow."