March 2, 2013

Dear Diary,

Ima kept her word! She told me! She told me and i'm soooo excited!

It turns out, that Aunt Abby and Uncle Elf Lord, has started a group,

called "Tiva forever United". It was a group who wanted my parents,

Tony and Ziva, (Hence the name Tiva) to get together. Aunt Abby

decided to trap them in elevator, till etheir Ima killed Abba with or

without a paper clip, or till they kissed. And obviously they kissed.

My parents, to get revenge, did the same thing to them, since

they're McAbby (McGee plus Abby) lovers. I still can't see how

you can like someone for so long, but can't tell them how you

feel! Hey guess what? Well, actually your a app on my tablet,

so you can't, but anyway, II like Luca, and AJ said he likes me

to! :D And Sarah Kelly likes AJ, amd I happen to know he likes

her to! Isn't that funny and ironic? Aunt Bree and Uncle Gremlin

don't have a cool story, but who cares? Grandpa Gibbs dosen't

seem to have good luck on marriage, and Grandpa Ducky, well,

Grandpa Ducky. Grandpa DiNozzos been married more times

then I can count! Tomorrow, I'll write the lyrics to my

favorite song, and tell you why I like it. But for now,

we're about to get mexican. Later!

With Love,

Tali DiNozzo